You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
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Take him to IHOP.
Ahhh the pun in this is rich...... I may have to smile
That's cold economizer. Cold, but funny.
Did he have an eyepatch too?
I admire you right now....
Fuckin right!!!!!... Love it
Ahhh the whore list... So much seedier than the bucket list.
I see what you did there. \n\nAlso, why the hell do the internet gods want macaroni?
Awwww, bff's who work at a strip club together sharing texts? Who knew?!