I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
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I'm guessing that you've probably fucked worse when you were drunk. keep her.
RIP OFF! Yeah, this was from the movie "Sleeping Dogs Lie".......what a douche bag.
its just a story, you douche.
even still...quit being so judgemental.
you're a guy, you'll fuck anything that moves.
does she have any video?
Ok, all of you who said she's a keeper, you need to find classier girls. Thats gross and no girl should be proud of ever doing that. I had a girl I went to high school with do that. She was so proud of herself when people would bark at her. All the guys that had any sense at all stayed away from her. I would suggest you doing that too.
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah i know this girl if shes from st paul. true story. funny part is is people still get with her. too much.
was it a cocker spaniel?
1:36, you are a genius. a fucked up, demented genius, but never the less, a genius.
LOL @ 3:35....Alpo! hahah
i doubt this is a rip off at all. obviously shit like this happens or sleeping dogs lie wouldnt have been made into a movie to begin with. people are sick.
is it wrong to be turnd on by this?
Can I have her number? =)
I am not sure why a girl would find it necessary to resort to beastiality (sp?). Unless your hideous, you can get a (maybe not the best looking) guy to sleep with you.
BAD NIGHT TIMES A MILLION!
Inner Species Erotica.... lmao
Women have sex with animals. It happens. That's why many ancient cultures had specific prohibitions against it, or institutionalized it.
Not that men are any better. Hence all the jokes about shepherds and sheep.
Some people give their dogs handjobs on a regular basis, and let their dogs lick them.
i'm suuure it's probably fake and if you ever find out it's real and you plan on doing her make sure you wear a condom because that's hardcore disease...
and 5:42, hilarious XD
Ripoff of Sleeping Dogs Lie...almost. In the movie, the girl only blows the dog, she doesn't actually have sex with it.
SICK I HOPE DAT IS FALSE!!
I know a girl who did that. Probably the only action she ever got! Oh well, she just went on and on about how great it was to have her dog lick her. Ick, some people really have issues.
I'M FROM MINNEAPOLIS (612) I KNOW WHO THIS FUCKING TEXT IS ABOUT!!! THAT SHIT IS SOOOO FUNNY!!! OMG. AND I'VE HEARD THE STORY TOO! LMFAO!!! To the other people who said they think they know who it was: Was the girl a Miller? Cuz that's the girl I'm thinking of
i came, just thought i would let you all know
ok, you all know that you can find any kind of porn now, right? and there is a shit ton of animal stuff out there. takes a special kind of weirdo to like it, but its there. oh, and btw, maybe consider that she was abused? i know someone that was severely sexually abused as a kid. sexual abuse fucks a kid up because it feels 'good'. pets don't judge, and the won't hurt you, and you have control over it. its a step before finding someone human that's smaller and weaker than you to do it t
There was apparently a video of a chick getting fucked by a horse, i never saw it and i think it isn't true but how fucked would that be
I can't blame her. i've met some pretty sexy dogs in my day.
people really do that?
I bet this happens all the time in the backwoods areas where people have nothing else to do... just another reason to never leave the city.
i swear this is just a quote from the movie sleeping dog lies... or is it called stay.. i cant rememeber.. its a messed movie but im hoping this is just a quote from it
hahah oh well, what if she'd had drunken sex with the whole football team, at once? would that be better?
what the fuck... please tell me this isn't real.
I would love a girl like that; she'd be fantastically fun.
That is so disgusting
Do it doggy style and have her bark... Then dump her after taping it!!!
what does having sex with a dog actually imply? the peanut butter situation, the lipstick...or both? eeeew!
This falls into the category of animal abuse. Seriously, this is disgusting. The girl and anyone else who thinks it's okay to get pleasure from an animal is seriously disturbed and should--in my opinion--not even be allowed to live, but realistically they should get some mental help or go to jail.
ugh, me too, 12:37. Me too.
Ah dude, suck it up, she's obviously a go-er and a champ. Be a man.
Not even the bravest man in the world could get past that story lol.
Did this girl grow up outside of Houston? I went to high school with a girl that did the same thing. YUCK
Find out if the story is real and have her get some routine testing done. Then go out with her.
i dont believe it. no way she had sex with a dog. its a silly rumor. i dont think my soul could recover from hearing something as disturbing as that
you stay classy, minneapolis.
I know a girl who got really drunk in high school and lost her virginity to her dog.
Like, in front of a bunch of people at a party.
I wonder if its the same girl.
Trust me when I say this is true. I know this girl, partied with her a bunch. I'm pretty sure I'm probably friends with the guy who posted originally cuz one of my buddies is always debating whether or not he should fuck her. nasty shit, it's a shame too cuz she's really hot. except for, y'know, the whole dog-fucking thing...
Get her a big dog, and you'll never ever have to worry about her cheating on you.. with a human.
Have her checked for rabies first, rabies is the AIDS for animals
Holy shiiiit I think this text is about me. Who the f!!!! texted this, Jim? Michael? Alex? or....?
Alex if this is you, we are done. If its Jim, call me sweety.
7:39 - i bet i can guess which high school you went to, cause i guarantee i know who this is about.
that's so gross. all i can say is that'd be hard to get over or look past, but she's probably some kinky chick.
I agree with 1:14. I'm utterly disgusted, although I did laugh...
this is from minneapolis. i live in saint paul. i know a girl who blew her dog when she was drunk.
don't form a relationship with her. she's psychotic.
Don't, man. She's not worth it.
Total keeper. Girl like this is down for anything.
Omg run away now.
this story by any chance involve peanut butter? if so i think i know who you are talking about
FAAAAAAKE!!! SO fake
ick! thats soooo gross!
I'm so ashamed that this is even from my state.
why the fuck would you want your penis somewhere that you know a dog has jizzed in...so nasty
WTF. DUDE. WTF. well...we've all made mistakes I guess.
just remember to get her checked for rabies before you do anything
so was she drunk, or was the dog?
"is it wrong to be turnd on by this?" Yes, very much so.
I'm sure the text is real..the rumor might not be though. I've heard many stories/rumors like that in highschool..
AHAHAH VAL KITTER DID THAT TOO
I'm Ashamed to be associated with the same areacode!
I think family guy was on to something, little mayor west doggies running around!
Hint to all the inexperienced kids posting here. Dogs won't give you any disease, they can be bigger than guys, they're happy to lick pussy, they've got the knot, and they won't go posting your texts or pictures somewhere or bragging to their friends. A *lot* of girls have tried it, drunk or sober, and somewhere between 1 and 5% of them keep doing it.
look at it this way... least you know she diggs doggy style:P
Get over it.
It's gross but that's pretty much it. She didn't really hurt anyone (you really think the dog cares? Have you ever tried getting a dog to do something it doesn't want to? It's fucking impossible. Besides, he eats his own shit.) and there's plenty of things worse than being gross.
Plus it's in the past, and if she's grown up to be a mostly well-adjusted person it really shouldn't be relevant.
True or not, there ARE people out there who do this sorta shit.... its beyond me how someone would let a DOG near their vag. Besides being just wrong, can you say UTI and yeast infections? Grossss.
same initials as Red Robin?
ah i dont blame you idk if i could date a chick that has had a dogs lipstick inside her
The text doesn't necessarily have to be true. It's not a legit quote from that movie, but maybe OP tried to quote the movie...or maybe was just joking around about it with his friends. Nothing in the post means the story was true
haha. i had an ex who would have loved a girl like that. i dumped him...
I knew a girl once who told me she let her dog lick her... I said, "Ew, what did you do... rub Alpo down there??" She laughed and said "No, peanut butter!" .... I was all done with her after that!
pretty sure the peanut butter thing is an urban legend...
At my first high school there was some girl who supposedly did that,
then when i moved there was a girl at my new school everyone said had done that.
so i doubt it's true
Marry her. You will never find another one like her. Get her dog some proper footwear for her birthday.
Haha people bark at her? Fucking priceless!
I saw a movie about this. Exactly same thing. She was drunk and had sex with her dog. And then later in life she gets a boyfriend and blah blah blah.
"OMG I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL IN 612, I THINK I KNOW WHO THIS GIRL IS!?!?! HAHAHAHA"
are you the guy from one of the Raiders film who guards the chalice
Just make sure the dog wears a condom. That would lead to an awkward convo with the doctor after giving birth lol
That vagina is a wasteland.
OMG I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL IN 612, I THINK I KNOW WHO THIS GIRL IS!?!?! HAHAHAHA
"Holy shiiiit I think this text is about me. Who the f!!!! texted this, Jim? Michael? Alex? or....?
Alex if this is you, we are done. If its Jim, call me sweety." So you banged a dog and you have three boyfriends? cough herpes cough
this is from that movie bro
i know who this is if the girl lived in champlin