She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
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When I pray, I like to pray to astronaut Jesus wearing a tuxedo shirt.
When Jesus went to heaven, did he leave a vapor trail?
Wrong. He was an alien leader from the mothership.
This is the kind of person that votes for Obama...
Actually, this is the kind of person that voted for Bush the 2nd time.
Ancient astronaut theorist. Pee in her butt
Ah, she's a Mormon.
Mormon or moron?
And she'll think your four inches is eight if you fuck her twice!
Hail Mary.... blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Astronaut Jesus...
I think I may just change the end all of my prayers to "and thank you God and astronaut Jesus" 🙏🏻