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  • 89 68
    Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Nov 6, 12 at 4:14pm

    When I pray, I like to pray to astronaut Jesus wearing a tuxedo shirt.

  • 80 60
    Submitted by HeatherGdubV on Nov 6, 12 at 3:55pm

    He wasn't?

  • 80 67
    Submitted by Yeep on Nov 6, 12 at 4:05pm

    When Jesus went to heaven, did he leave a vapor trail?

  • 82 76
    Submitted by ThisCantBeReal on Nov 6, 12 at 5:49pm

    Wrong. He was an alien leader from the mothership.

  • 79 81
    Submitted by stikybriches on Nov 6, 12 at 5:53pm

    Ancient astronaut theorist. Pee in her butt

  • 67 58
    Submitted by SheffboyRD on Nov 6, 12 at 8:17pm

    Ah, she's a Mormon.

    • 21 26
      Submitted by ledonna on May 6, 13 at 10:11pm

      Mormon or moron?

  • Submitted by ck24 on Nov 6, 12 at 5:08pm

    This is the kind of person that votes for Obama...

    • 39 31
      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Dec 31, 12 at 9:34pm

      Actually, this is the kind of person that voted for Bush the 2nd time.

  • 62 60
    Submitted by niteride on Nov 7, 12 at 1:25pm

    And she'll think your four inches is eight if you fuck her twice!

  • 28 24
    Submitted by ledonna on Mar 26, 13 at 9:51am

    Hail Mary.... blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Astronaut Jesus...