You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
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Best wingman ever...
Damn Danish wingmen are committed, my wingman duties stop short of hooking up with the fat friend.
Hands down wing man o the year
I got a tatoo of a woman and banged a panda
What about that unicorn you got on the other cheek for bubba.
Wow. Way to take one for the team. He shall forever be known as ... The Wingman.
I need more friends like you if I ever become single again...
now that is a bro must have been the best lay of his life