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  • Submitted by BrendanA on Sep 6, 11 at 1:47pm

    You'd think the cop of all people would understand donut brand loyalty.

  • Submitted by sssmarie on Sep 6, 11 at 1:06pm

    Krispy Kreme donuts are nothing to fuck with. So good.

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    Submitted by textsfromher on Sep 7, 11 at 4:40am


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    Submitted by GTipilot on Sep 7, 11 at 11:19pm


  • Submitted by ashbra33 on Sep 6, 11 at 11:49pm

    Hilarious...fuck cops

  • Submitted by rudyard_clitring on Sep 6, 11 at 8:32pm

    I think this could be construed as assault on a police officer. I hope the cop had to "defend" himself a lot.

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    Submitted by Jaco823 on Sep 6, 11 at 7:02pm

    this is fantastic

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    Submitted by okaysowhat on Sep 7, 11 at 6:10pm

    Fat ass lol

  • Submitted by wubbazugg on Sep 6, 11 at 3:25pm

    Fuck krispy kreme

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    Submitted by 3onethrid on Sep 9, 11 at 10:19pm

    i love how 90% of this shit on here is made up, still pretty funny tho..except this one, if the cops actually did come out, hope u spent the night in jail dumbass

  • Submitted by tayacb on Sep 6, 11 at 2:23pm

    Stupid but funny as hell

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    Submitted by wildNcrazy on Sep 17, 11 at 7:05pm

    you were so drunk you puked on some question why were you with a five year old?

  • Submitted by ESDADDY on Sep 7, 11 at 4:58pm

    Something shoots out of me when i think of Krispy Kream, but it aint vomit! :-)

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    Submitted by Babygirlxoxo on Jul 3, 12 at 12:01am

    Probably one of the best texts ive seen on here

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    Submitted by its412am on Oct 20, 12 at 11:31am

    I want to party with this person!!