wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
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You'd think the cop of all people would understand donut brand loyalty.
I think this could be construed as assault on a police officer. I hope the cop had to "defend" himself a lot.
Krispy Kreme donuts are nothing to fuck with. So good.
Something shoots out of me when i think of Krispy Kream, but it aint vomit! :-)
i love how 90% of this shit on here is made up, still pretty funny tho..except this one, if the cops actually did come out, hope u spent the night in jail dumbass
Fat ass lol
this is fantastic
Stupid but funny as hell
you were so drunk you puked on some cops....my question why were you with a five year old?
Probably one of the best texts ive seen on here
Fuck krispy kreme
I want to party with this person!!