wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
You must be Logged in to post a comment
You'd think the cop of all people would understand donut brand loyalty.
I think this could be construed as assault on a police officer. I hope the cop had to "defend" himself a lot.
Krispy Kreme donuts are nothing to fuck with. So good.
i love how 90% of this shit on here is made up, still pretty funny tho..except this one, if the cops actually did come out, hope u spent the night in jail dumbass
Something shoots out of me when i think of Krispy Kream, but it aint vomit! :-)
this is fantastic
you were so drunk you puked on some cops....my question why were you with a five year old?
Fat ass lol
Stupid but funny as hell
Fuck krispy kreme
Probably one of the best texts ive seen on here
I want to party with this person!!