Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
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By far the worst night I've seen on here in a while
This is disturbing
Just trimming up the ol grey Squirrell
I wish we knew what else he/she did. Sounds like a hell of a story.
Well, was she hot?
I think I'd really enjoy a night like this
How old is old? If he was 20, 40 might be old to him...
If he's 20, 25 is old to him, seems like that five year gap matters until they themselves reach 30.
just think, apparently that wasnt even the worst of it. if i was in the persons shoes i would b to afraid to find out what else i did
goin in on the ol' silver fox, eh?
Doing your good deed for the day, civic responsibility and all that.
If they're too old, it'll look like Ronald Reagan's neck after you shave it.
Nice MD. I hope he's referring to a cougar, otherwise... Actually, how many non-Cougar old woman would allow it to happen, so I hope he's referring to a hot cougar.
who says this was a guy? could easily have been a chick
"Dude" generally denotes a person with a penis.