Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
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Sounds like she dumped you!
Why did she shit in your shower? Was she sick and had explosive diarrhea and was unable to get out of the shower in time? If that's the case, you're an ass. I'm sure she was beyond embarrassed! If she shit in it just to do it, then that is just nasty and I would say hell yeah, dump her! Ha ha! "dump" her! That's funny!
That's the risk you run when you poke someone in the butt.
At least she made it to the bathroom
better than shitting your bed
yeah send her packin and tell no one.
So she missed the cup, huh?
Yeah I'd go ahead and get a restraining order on her nasty ass.... Just in case
She hadn't had any salted nutrolls in the last 24hrs had she?
You can't dump a classy lady like that. I'd overlook it, until she shits the bed
Shitty deal man... Lol
If she did it on purpose then top shelf her toilet before breaking up with her.
Send her here.. A little clorox and scrubbing bubbles is all it takes and I'm betting she'd be willing to do ANYTHING to make up for it!
lol you sound like such a creeper. but no worries, still funny
Was she drunk? Or sick even. When your sick and u are puking you are so focused on thAt and your pushing at the same time so you shit. AND now karma is a bitch and ur gunna shit your pants on public lol
at least you knew she was cleaned out for rear-entry... I say keep her
shat not shit
Kansas city :P bahaha
Um... I would hope no girl is that gross, unless it's the flu and she had no chance, then you're an insensitive douche bag.
Did she do it on person? If so I agree she needs to go
Clean yourself up and move on
703.... Seriously?!? Fuckin nasty! Work out, eat right, and you'll lose weight! I bet it's a filthy mess when you choke on a dick.
Yup, gotta go
sounda fake.\nhate the tacky texts that always start with "dude,"
who hasn't shit in a shower?
9:13 no it's not. They say it's good luck if a bird shits on you which is bad luck so...
Yuck, major party foul.
She's been eating corn huh
kinda gross... kinda
Good use of the word "dump"
So gross but since this is annoymous I shit in the shower all the time. An ed laxative abuse will do that to ya... Just sucks when it's clumpy and get plugs up the drain
2:11 had me rolling!!!
Gotta love the kcmo
Dude that's like good luck. She's a keeper.