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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 3:41pm

    Sounds like she dumped you!

  • Submitted by littlemissy on Mar 17, 10 at 12:18pm

    Why did she shit in your shower? Was she sick and had explosive diarrhea and was unable to get out of the shower in time? If that's the case, you're an ass. I'm sure she was beyond embarrassed! If she shit in it just to do it, then that is just nasty and I would say hell yeah, dump her! Ha ha! "dump" her! That's funny!

  • Submitted by burnquist764 on Mar 17, 10 at 12:53pm

    That's the risk you run when you poke someone in the butt.

  • Submitted by ethan9192 on Mar 17, 10 at 12:11pm

    At least she made it to the bathroom

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    Submitted by KFC on Mar 17, 10 at 12:35pm

    So she missed the cup, huh?

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    Submitted by bongsnorkler on Mar 17, 10 at 1:09pm

    She hadn't had any salted nutrolls in the last 24hrs had she?

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    Submitted by ObiWanKenobi on Mar 17, 10 at 12:17pm

    yeah send her packin and tell no one.

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    Submitted by codii on Mar 17, 10 at 2:11pm

    Yeah I'd go ahead and get a restraining order on her nasty ass.... Just in case

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    Submitted by 2144571774 on Mar 17, 10 at 1:24pm

    Send her here.. A little clorox and scrubbing bubbles is all it takes and I'm betting she'd be willing to do ANYTHING to make up for it!

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      Submitted by makeitglow on Mar 17, 10 at 3:09pm

      lol you sound like such a creeper. but no worries, still funny

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    Submitted by styx on Mar 18, 10 at 1:33am

    If she did it on purpose then top shelf her toilet before breaking up with her.

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    Submitted by yankees28 on Mar 18, 10 at 2:23am

    better than shitting your bed

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    Submitted by BBCowboy808 on Mar 17, 10 at 2:24pm

    Shitty deal man... Lol

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    Submitted by willo on Mar 17, 10 at 12:40pm

    at least you knew she was cleaned out for rear-entry... I say keep her

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    Submitted by maynard on Mar 18, 10 at 2:03am

    Um... I would hope no girl is that gross, unless it's the flu and she had no chance, then you're an insensitive douche bag.

  • 76 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 18, 10 at 2:01am

    You can't dump a classy lady like that. I'd overlook it, until she shits the bed

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    Submitted by jpizzle89 on Mar 17, 10 at 6:37pm

    Kansas city :P bahaha

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    Submitted by KGP on Mar 17, 10 at 12:13pm

    Yup, gotta go

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    Submitted by AN_Other on Mar 18, 10 at 6:25am

    shat not shit

  • 68 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 8:23pm

    Clean yourself up and move on

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    Submitted by bosskidz on Mar 17, 10 at 1:54pm

    Bahahaa

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 18, 10 at 6:57am

    Was she drunk? Or sick even. When your sick and u are puking you are so focused on thAt and your pushing at the same time so you shit. AND now karma is a bitch and ur gunna shit your pants on public lol

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    Submitted by Chelseaduhh on Mar 17, 10 at 3:04pm

    Did she do it on person? If so I agree she needs to go

  • 64 73
    Submitted by mellybeans420 on Mar 18, 10 at 5:02pm

    703.... Seriously?!? Fuckin nasty! Work out, eat right, and you'll lose weight! I bet it's a filthy mess when you choke on a dick.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 12:05pm

    That's nasty.

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    Submitted by amanda14lunsford on Mar 18, 10 at 8:52am

    Unbelievable

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    Submitted by iamamazing on Mar 17, 10 at 10:11pm

    sounda fake.\nhate the tacky texts that always start with "dude,"

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    Submitted by jeff734 on Mar 17, 10 at 12:10pm

    WTF?!

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    Submitted by vio on Mar 17, 10 at 2:39pm

    Nasty!

  • 55 67
    Submitted by dcas77 on Mar 17, 10 at 1:45pm

    Hahahah(:

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 4, 10 at 12:01am

    9:13 no it's not. They say it's good luck if a bird shits on you which is bad luck so...

  • 66 98
    Submitted by Tankd4life on Mar 17, 10 at 2:57pm

    She's been eating corn huh

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    Submitted by goodbyeenemyship on Mar 17, 10 at 11:53pm

    Good use of the word "dump"

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    Submitted by 586/248 on Mar 18, 10 at 7:03am

    So gross but since this is annoymous I shit in the shower all the time. An ed laxative abuse will do that to ya... Just sucks when it's clumpy and get plugs up the drain

  • 63 95
    Submitted by SenorDude on Mar 17, 10 at 12:23pm

    kinda gross... kinda

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    Submitted by anon_y_mas on Mar 17, 10 at 10:36pm

    Yuck, major party foul.

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    Submitted by gruffy111 on Mar 18, 10 at 12:25am

    Bahahahahah 11:53.

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    Submitted by hotcalendar on Mar 17, 10 at 3:07pm

    2:11 had me rolling!!!

  • Submitted by Premeau on Mar 17, 10 at 4:50pm

    who hasn't shit in a shower?

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    Submitted by tbizness on Mar 18, 10 at 1:37am

    Gotta love the kcmo

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    Submitted by chestrockwell69 on Mar 18, 10 at 9:13pm

    Dude that's like good luck. She's a keeper.