On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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where is toaster on that scale exactly?
About halfway to Gibson.
Nobody cares about you being first, go kill yourself, you stupid mother fucker
Toaster on the scale is below mel Gibson, tucked in all warm and comfy tight between "the hoff" and lindsay Lohan...
Nahh it's funny. It's referring to Mel gibsons "I hate Jews" drunken commenr
Only in kansas
Apparenty "Uallsuck" just hates life. lol. I'm sooooo sick of negative people leaving comments on here because their life is so sad and pathetic they can't get a laugh out of something like this.
That awesome lmao
7:57. What. The. Fuck.
@annav41088 owwwwwnnned that bitch
This is most definitely t-shirt worthy!
Hahahaha!\nY'all just need to shut up, that's funny.
Hahahaha that's funny as hell
3:15 obviously you cared enough to take time to comment so....
Hahaha that's great!!
Hahaha 12:36 FTW
Thought texts on this site were supposed to be funny
On a scale from "mildly sucking" to "Jared from subway" how shitty is this text?
lol good try. i didnt laugh at that yours though.
@suckcockswallow dude... Don't hate the bananas
Greatest. Answer. Ever!
ahaha 3:44 ;)
Im banana druncin rite now. I fele lice a pterodactyl
That's like 5 before Mel! Well done. I'm at broiler.
Shouldn't it be hasslehoff not Gibson?
If it said " from impaired judjement" to " David hasselhoff". It would have been alot funnier
i think if it said psulionpride is a f ucking f aggot it\nwould have been lot more accurate too
... Is this supposed to be funny? :/
No, it was intended as a deadly serious social commentary, and got posted on TFLN by mistake.
7:57 you should consider help. Because maaterbating and using ur vomit as lube is stupid, a: becuz there bile and b: your gross
That's almost Charlie Sheen!
Woah buddy, relax.
You stole this from the text that was "on a scale from 1 to Chris Brown how mad are you"
Lindsey Lohan was giving me a blow job this weekend, needless to say there was something white coming out her nose instead of going in it.
i hate bananas
Happened to me yesterday
Once I got so drunk I was throwing up everywhere. I thought it would be cool if I threw up on my erect penis and jack it off like lube. But the chunks in my vomit were rubbing against my skin and my penis got completely shredded.
You're what's bringing this site down.
you're actually the 3rd, so yeah you're dumb
Been there before.... Also f i r s t
had potential, but dumb
Fuckin hilarious... I loved it