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  • Submitted by ctizz on Apr 5, 10 at 4:22pm

    where is toaster on that scale exactly?

    • Submitted by Herschel on Apr 5, 10 at 8:10pm

      About halfway to Gibson.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 5, 10 at 3:15pm

    Nobody cares about you being first, go kill yourself, you stupid mother fucker

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 5, 10 at 4:33pm

    Nahh it's funny. It's referring to Mel gibsons "I hate Jews" drunken commenr

  • Submitted by raudy5 on Apr 5, 10 at 9:22pm

    Bicycle!!!

  • Submitted by sonicrose on Apr 6, 10 at 3:25am

    Toaster on the scale is below mel Gibson, tucked in all warm and comfy tight between "the hoff" and lindsay Lohan...

  • Submitted by Five8Six_TWiP on Apr 6, 10 at 11:41am

    Apparenty "Uallsuck" just hates life. lol. I'm sooooo sick of negative people leaving comments on here because their life is so sad and pathetic they can't get a laugh out of something like this.

  • Submitted by annav41088 on Apr 5, 10 at 5:59pm

    3:15 obviously you cared enough to take time to comment so....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 12:19am

    Hahaha 12:36 FTW

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 10 at 11:27pm

    That awesome lmao

  • Submitted by bogo777 on Apr 13, 10 at 9:19pm

    Hahahaha that's funny as hell

  • Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Apr 5, 10 at 4:20pm

    Only in kansas

  • Submitted by iamabanana on Apr 5, 10 at 4:41pm

    @suckcockswallow dude... Don't hate the bananas

  • Submitted by XRAYDL on Apr 8, 10 at 12:03pm

    7:57. What. The. Fuck.

  • Submitted by dudeitsluke on Apr 5, 10 at 9:47pm

    Thought texts on this site were supposed to be funny

  • Submitted by kushsmoke on Dec 26, 10 at 11:49pm

    Bagel

  • Submitted by amylandooo on Apr 12, 10 at 2:10am

    Hahaha that's great!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 6, 10 at 4:31pm

    This is most definitely t-shirt worthy!

  • Submitted by ThatsMyJewBagel on Apr 6, 10 at 1:15am

    @annav41088 owwwwwnnned that bitch

  • Submitted by SomeRandomGuy on Apr 5, 10 at 6:04pm

    You stole this from the text that was "on a scale from 1 to Chris Brown how mad are you"

  • Submitted by Tiffanylane on Apr 5, 10 at 10:05pm

    Hahahaha!\nY'all just need to shut up, that's funny.

  • Submitted by trexeatspeople on Apr 5, 10 at 10:39pm

    7:57 you should consider help. Because maaterbating and using ur vomit as lube is stupid, a: becuz there bile and b: your gross

  • Submitted by gdbear30 on Apr 21, 10 at 7:57pm

    Greatest. Answer. Ever!

  • Submitted by uAllSuck on Apr 5, 10 at 9:24pm

    On a scale from "mildly sucking" to "Jared from subway" how shitty is this text?

    • Submitted by RyanM on Apr 6, 10 at 6:07pm

      lol good try. i didnt laugh at that yours though.

  • Submitted by leelu on Apr 5, 10 at 4:22pm

    ahaha 3:44 ;)

  • Submitted by krina on Apr 6, 10 at 5:11am

    That's like 5 before Mel! Well done. I'm at broiler.

  • Submitted by fallenx2 on Apr 5, 10 at 3:23pm

    Fourth =D

  • Submitted by musicismycrack on Apr 6, 10 at 7:27am

    http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daish%C5%8D

  • Submitted by psulionpride on Apr 5, 10 at 3:44pm

    If it said " from impaired judjement" to " David hasselhoff". It would have been alot funnier

    • Submitted by your_mom_6 on Apr 5, 10 at 5:21pm

      i think if it said psulionpride is a f ucking f aggot it\nwould have been lot more accurate too

  • Submitted by whkhawk55 on Apr 10, 10 at 5:12pm

    Shouldn't it be hasslehoff not Gibson?

  • Submitted by morganmce on Mar 8, 11 at 3:52am

    That's almost Charlie Sheen!

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    Submitted by fatmankey on Jul 25, 11 at 9:13pm

    Im banana druncin rite now. I fele lice a pterodactyl

  • Submitted by cazzo on Apr 6, 10 at 12:36pm

    Lindsey Lohan was giving me a blow job this weekend, needless to say there was something white coming out her nose instead of going in it.

  • Submitted by meghannnn on Apr 5, 10 at 3:37pm

    ... Is this supposed to be funny? :/

    • Submitted by Herschel on Apr 5, 10 at 8:11pm

      No, it was intended as a deadly serious social commentary, and got posted on TFLN by mistake.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 5, 10 at 3:08pm

    Been there before.... Also f i r s t

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 5, 10 at 3:31pm

    had potential, but dumb

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 10 at 5:45pm

    Fuckin hilarious... I loved it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 5, 10 at 7:57pm

    Once I got so drunk I was throwing up everywhere. I thought it would be cool if I threw up on my erect penis and jack it off like lube. But the chunks in my vomit were rubbing against my skin and my penis got completely shredded.

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    Submitted by roflmfaottdid on May 3, 12 at 1:40am

    Happened to me yesterday

  • Submitted by suckcockswallow on Apr 5, 10 at 3:37pm

    i hate bananas

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 5, 10 at 3:19pm

    F I R S T B I T C H !

  • Submitted by bexxy on Apr 28, 10 at 7:01pm

    Woah buddy, relax.