ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
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i fingered that dead grandmother with my non-dominant hand
i'm going to try that (not while eating, just for fun)
Were you still eating with your right hand when you texted this?
best one in a while. this is the type of thing that makes me chuckle
i dont know why i found this so funny but damn... why not refill
strange feeling, indeed.
(eating cheeseburger with right one)
I just spat out my drink in the middle of the uni-club when I read this!
i've just gotten my lip pierced... this made me laugh so hard it started to bleed!
I always wipe with my non Dominant hand
Feel like your cheating on your boyfriend?
Ew, this person has the same area code #. Disturbing