ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
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i fingered that dead grandmother with my non-dominant hand
Were you still eating with your right hand when you texted this?
i dont know why i found this so funny but damn... why not refill
i'm going to try that (not while eating, just for fun)
i've just gotten my lip pierced... this made me laugh so hard it started to bleed!
strange feeling, indeed.
best one in a while. this is the type of thing that makes me chuckle
(eating cheeseburger with right one)
I just spat out my drink in the middle of the uni-club when I read this!
I always wipe with my non Dominant hand
Feel like your cheating on your boyfriend?
Ew, this person has the same area code #. Disturbing