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  • when someone says a girl is out of your league, I assume she bowls on a different night :P

    Submitted by puffandstuff on Feb 17, 12 at 4:14pm
  • you had me at fuckface

    Submitted by yumyum05 on Feb 17, 12 at 3:32pm
    • Word. I hereby nominate this for the lofty position of "best text ever".

      Submitted by venomlash on Feb 17, 12 at 6:08pm
  • A good wingman/ friend NEVER says a woman is out of his friends league or forbids stair skiing. Highlight video should be him bitch slapping your punk ass.

    Submitted by porksword on Feb 17, 12 at 5:44pm
  • Amen

    Submitted by omgwat on Feb 17, 12 at 2:10pm
  • Love texts that start with "hey fuckface.."\n\nNice one!

    Submitted by northof49 on Feb 17, 12 at 9:45pm
  • holy intensity

    Submitted by RIMHfire on Feb 18, 12 at 2:05pm
  • What a Socrates! Btw it is true. For a fact..any girl is in your league on a right night.

    Submitted by haynay23 on Feb 18, 12 at 3:16am
  • Its cause he wants said gorl but is to much a bitch to go for it

    Submitted by Malicius on Feb 17, 12 at 8:50pm
  • This is when you double down, beat the shit out of this asshole as you call out the girls name.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Feb 18, 12 at 1:10am