Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
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when someone says a girl is out of your league, I assume she bowls on a different night :P
you had me at fuckface
Word. I hereby nominate this for the lofty position of "best text ever".
A good wingman/ friend NEVER says a woman is out of his friends league or forbids stair skiing. Highlight video should be him bitch slapping your punk ass.
Love texts that start with "hey fuckface.."\n\nNice one!
This is when you double down, beat the shit out of this asshole as you call out the girls name.
What a Socrates! Btw it is true. For a fact..any girl is in your league on a right night.
Its cause he wants said gorl but is to much a bitch to go for it