Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
You must be Logged in to post a comment
when someone says a girl is out of your league, I assume she bowls on a different night :P
you had me at fuckface
Word. I hereby nominate this for the lofty position of "best text ever".
A good wingman/ friend NEVER says a woman is out of his friends league or forbids stair skiing. Highlight video should be him bitch slapping your punk ass.
Love texts that start with "hey fuckface.."\n\nNice one!
What a Socrates! Btw it is true. For a fact..any girl is in your league on a right night.
Its cause he wants said gorl but is to much a bitch to go for it
This is when you double down, beat the shit out of this asshole as you call out the girls name.