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  • Submitted by EatmeTwice on Feb 21, 12 at 3:18pm

    That would make me laugh so hard. Tell him to get a sense of humor lol.

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    Submitted by porksword on Feb 21, 12 at 5:41pm

    If I had a vagina...... I'd probably just play with myself in front of a mirror.

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      Submitted by Wolf32889 on Feb 23, 12 at 6:00am

      Get a good vibrator, batteries, and groceries and not leave the house for at least a week or two.. at least I would

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    Submitted by Phys on Feb 21, 12 at 4:50pm

    That might not be great for turning him on but it is hilarious! Having a girl with a sense of humor is always a plus!

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    Submitted by slaesar on Feb 21, 12 at 9:41pm

    Brett Favre wasn't an amazing sexter either...

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    Submitted by alienmonster on Feb 21, 12 at 4:22pm

    Haha , original

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    Submitted by Hot_Parapraxis on Feb 21, 12 at 3:50pm

    lol!

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    Submitted by LuvvyBoo1 on Feb 21, 12 at 6:50pm

    Lol sexting FAIL

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    Submitted by duchess21 on Feb 21, 12 at 5:00pm

    This is a hilarious text! Made my day haha

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    Submitted by chompin on Feb 22, 12 at 2:44am

    Even of it wasn't a turn on, this gets points for being fucking funny.

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    Submitted by KLambi on Feb 21, 12 at 9:52pm

    Not for meee.

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    Submitted by yumyum05 on Feb 21, 12 at 9:35pm

    I can really relate...I have told a guy to hold on while I think of something to say

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    Submitted by Marse on Feb 23, 12 at 6:02am

    Lol. I've said similar and the guy thought it was funny!

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    Submitted by preppygirl on Feb 21, 12 at 7:04pm

    sucks. next time tell him ur really wet.

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    Submitted by LD83 on Feb 22, 12 at 8:17am

    Haha! I've said the exact same thing!

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    Submitted by BrosambaBinLaden on Feb 22, 12 at 3:27am

    Chicks got a Dick..... Ewwwww