I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
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That would make me laugh so hard. Tell him to get a sense of humor lol.
If I had a vagina...... I'd probably just play with myself in front of a mirror.
Get a good vibrator, batteries, and groceries and not leave the house for at least a week or two.. at least I would
That might not be great for turning him on but it is hilarious! Having a girl with a sense of humor is always a plus!
Brett Favre wasn't an amazing sexter either...
Lol. I've said similar and the guy thought it was funny!
This is a hilarious text! Made my day haha
Even of it wasn't a turn on, this gets points for being fucking funny.
Lol sexting FAIL
Haha , original
Not for meee.
sucks. next time tell him ur really wet.
I can really relate...I have told a guy to hold on while I think of something to say
Haha! I've said the exact same thing!
Chicks got a Dick..... Ewwwww