Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
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Close..."...for which IT stands..."
...how is this funny? Somebody fire the moderators!
Anyone can moderate. Take a few minutes and vote "No" on some of the crap submissions to help keep them off
this text is gayer than 9 dudes blowin 8 dudes
its actually 8 guys blowing 9 guys
were you the 8th or the 9th, since you were counting?
f*cking brilliant, iowawa
DUDE WTF???? these posts are soo effin lame.
Agreed! Take this down!
i can't text that when i"m sober. if that ever happens.
To nitpick, America should be capitalized as should God, but overall not bad for allegedly being intoxicated.
god killed a kitten after I read this
Two mistakes. "for which it stands" "indivisible, with liberty..."
Win! Don't like God, go waste and die like Niche!
I couldn't do it. Well, I COULD. There's just no way in hell I WOULD be capable of taking the time to if I were at that level of intoxication.
LMFAO @ said8ed and iowawashington's replies!!!
You could actually pull this off if u had an iPhone. It auto corrects lol
I pledge allegiance to blah blah blah, who cares...
PLEASE TAKE YOUR FUCKING GOD OUT OF THE PLEDGE. It was not there originally and does not belong there now! Oh yeah, and not a funny text.
a lot of things were added that weren't in the original pledge, also things have been added to the constitution (including the bill of rights) which have been necessary for our changing world....get over it dude
to be fair "under God" is not necessary or helpful and was just kind of a "fuck you!" during the Cold War to make America seem better
Go fuck yourself!