Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
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Yeah, everyone def needs a friend like that.
If only we all had that good of friends!
Thanks for takin away her phone, but ya let her drunk dial me from a number I didn't recognise and I had to listen to her serenade me with "Apple Bottom Jeans" from the sunroof of the limo.
She's busy blowing a Ronald McDonald statue