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    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Apr 28, 12 at 2:41pm

    Get rabies shots. Now. You're in Maine and raccoons are a major reservoir of rabies in the northeast.

  • 57 44
    Submitted by clownbaby1491 on Apr 28, 12 at 11:26pm

    Are you alive? If the answer is yes then consider yourself licky because racoons kill at will but they like you and you just adopted into a family of raccoons, I say you have the best luck ever.

  • 55 45
    Submitted by Franky420 on Apr 29, 12 at 11:53am

    ^ fucking funny

  • 59 57
    Submitted by boogerbutt on Apr 28, 12 at 6:21pm

    Look on the bright side--at least it wasn't a family of coons.

  • 46 63
    Submitted by lemonturd on Apr 29, 12 at 12:53pm

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    Submitted by GhostieMac on Jan 17, 14 at 7:14pm

    You should probably just call it a day.