Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
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Get rabies shots. Now. You're in Maine and raccoons are a major reservoir of rabies in the northeast.
^ fucking funny
Look on the bright side--at least it wasn't a family of coons.
Are you alive? If the answer is yes then consider yourself licky because racoons kill at will but they like you and you just adopted into a family of raccoons, I say you have the best luck ever.
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You should probably just call it a day.