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  • If I got tricked into bed with a tranny I think I'd have to tell someone. That shit would bottle up and I'd end up killing farm animals and crying in the fetal position.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 8:34pm
  • So.... was "she" bigger than you, to boot? That'd just make it that much worse.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 9:13pm
  • Can I click 'bad night' twice? Please?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 7:52pm
  • Didn't you feel her gun digging into your hip? EINHORN IS FINKEL! FINKEL IS EINHORN! EINHORN IS A MAN! Oh my god...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 11:54pm
  • It coulda been worse. She coulda held your head there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 8:13pm
  • Ironically a dong is also the currency in Vietnam but I feel for you mate.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 10:29pm
  • It was from my buddy in DC. Let's just say he's not the type of guy to make up stuff like this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 8:16pm
  • I believe this really happened...some thing similar almost happened to me a few years back...let's say that before any thing came flopping out, my wingman saved the day...GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 4:57am
  • Most trans people aren't into freaking out straight guy like that. They probably thought it was OBVIOUS you knew what was up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 1:02am
  • " i swearto god if its bigger than mine..."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 12:40am
  • No one wins The Crying Game.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 11:47pm
  • 549! hahaha tucker max is the shit! The only book i have read in my life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 7:38pm
  • people from DC are all fucking losers...who think they're more important then they really are. FUCK you DC bitches

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 3:02pm
  • she should have a warning label.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 8:03pm
  • I would kill myself if that happened, after I killed the tranny.

    Submitted by AlterBoi on Jun 29, 10 at 3:17pm
  • Dude, that all kinds of Fucked up. Thats the kind of crap that gives you an excuse to get so many different versions of drunk it's not funny.

    Submitted by GoldenMe on Jan 26, 10 at 2:15pm
  • you must have some serious bad luck if that shits happening to you, this shots for you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 1:10am
  • Wow, this hits a little too close to home...sometimes you really can't tell.... That is all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 12:03am
  • it totally seems like two dykes.. one wearing a strap-on and the other getting hit in the face? am i the only one who thought this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 3:16pm
  • 11:54 FTW perfect, perfect reference

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 9:26am
  • Continued: ... And multiple tours in Iraq with 2nd Battalion, 75th Ranger Regiment, and I thought this was funny as well. Lighten up!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 2:54pm
  • 5:49 Tucker Max is crude, but AWESOME.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 7:21pm
  • She just went lady gaga on u

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 12:55pm
  • One word: PWNED! Another one word: fail

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 10:54pm
  • I laughed out loud for a while at this. It's funny when it doesn't happen to you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 11:46pm
  • 7:47: I totally did.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 7:54pm
  • who the fuck clicked on good night? and thirteen times at that!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 8:27pm
  • how ironic considering the vietnamese dollar is called a "dong"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 1:36pm
  • That sucks so bad hate that for ya:(

    Submitted by megpeg on Jul 20, 10 at 8:08am
  • Didn't see that one cum ing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 2:53am
  • haha "who's got a dick?" I DO. :) proud of you mann. really.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 12:20am
  • i think this is awesome. lol. nam like effect bahahahaha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 11:00pm
  • That's y he said Nam LIKE fucktard. Not once did he say anything about actually bein in the war. The entire point of all this is to make u laugh. Relax

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 8:29am
  • There are certain times when a man has to beat the shit outta someone. This is one. Pay your scarring in kind.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 6:18am
  • So she blow you at least? When you were done puking.

    Submitted by swallows on Jan 8, 12 at 5:51am
  • OK..so what was it Lady Gaga

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 11:32pm
  • 11:54 great ace ventura throwback

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 10:59am
  • Alright assholes this is how the shit goes down. He wasn't in nam, he just will be scarred like veterans in a war. Second dong is just her strap on....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 12:07pm
  • ahhh D.C. I'm I've seen this lady at the annual transgender high heel race!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 10:58am
  • Hope it wore a rubber.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:51pm
  • that tucker max story fucked me up for life. if you read, you will start to wonder about every one night stand you've ever had

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 1:48am
  • Getting offended by the Vietnam reference? Cmon! My father served two tours in Vietnam with Special Forces Group, and he thought this was funny as hell. I did 2 tours in Afghanistan

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 2:52pm
  • Counseling*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 5:53pm
  • DAAAAAAAAAMN.

    Submitted by jaydelarosa on Jul 28, 11 at 1:59am
  • i think this is real....jus cuz u dont notice a bulge doesnt mean anything trannsie tuck their dicks most of the time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 10:33am
  • bad night bad night bad night!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 5:28pm
  • That is hilarious! (:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 9:49pm
  • I feel REAL sorry for u but just think u got blue balls from a chick wit a dick well at least she did too

    Submitted by babylove0512 on Jun 15, 10 at 4:23pm
  • 12:26... did you ever think that maybe we're not all you? If this happened to me, I'd tell someone. Grow up, cocksucker. P.S. Who says cocksucker?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 10:36am
  • Was she the Mona Lisa of transvestites?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 7:49am
  • Holly from take a walk on the wild side say give me a ride. So says Lou reed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 1:12am
  • This is why parents shouldn't let immature kids get cell phones. I'm not usually one to call out "fake" but nobody that refers to a dick as a "dong" is actually getting laid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 1:04pm
  • I hope you kicked it in the balls for even attempting to traumatize you!!

    Submitted by kevink3012 on Jul 24, 12 at 10:00pm
  • MAY have?

    Submitted by sprsnc20 on May 14, 11 at 2:18am
  • And then u thought about and called her later that eve!! Hope all goes well with u guys lmao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 7:49pm
  • U know he still banged him/her

    Submitted by dirzzake2717 on Apr 10, 11 at 12:44pm
  • That blows, bro.

    Submitted by Violetta_Alexis on Sep 22, 10 at 1:21am
  • That fckn suck. I would have ran away

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 11:53pm
  • I bet you deserved it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 10:14pm
  • Wow, almost ALL of you absolutely FAIL as to what a dong is! It's a sex toy, morons.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 1:06am
  • I would have cried, right then and there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 1:54pm
  • 1154: you are my new best friend. ace ventura <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 12:05am
  • 11:32 .... shut it. If you fought in Vietnam you'd be like 50 at least. AT LEAST. Judging by the posts I imagine the majority of people on this website are college aged. Lying about fighting in a war is disrespectful. So fuck off :) This post is hilarious. And I honestly believe it. And it made me lol for like 20 minutes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 8:19pm
  • 12:49, it is from beta house.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 3:05pm
  • Hit her bak! Or him..... Or it

    Submitted by ieatdahpussy6183 on Aug 4, 11 at 2:18pm
  • Chick with a dick lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 8:45pm
  • How ever thought she is a "he-she"

    Submitted by shadylaaady on Mar 15, 12 at 8:03am
  • Woulda punched "her" right in the balls

    Submitted by kickbuttben on Aug 8, 11 at 5:45pm
  • troll. i totally think this was made up. a) you would have noticed a bulge before you took off 'her' underwear. b) you wouldn't broadcast this. c) who says dong? really?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 12:26pm
  • 3:57 Lady GaGa is that you? And if it's not hey to each their own and I agree with 3:57. Lady G needs to flush herself down the crapper.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 5:58pm
  • Dude... How are people dumb enough to think this kid was actually in Vietnam? Lol wtf

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 12:13am
  • Why would "she" let you go down? He's obviously gonna freak out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 9:41am
  • Tinkereena, \n\nI'm a transwoman too and totally agree with you! He probably knew but got upset when she made his look a teeny weeny lol

    Submitted by TransAndProud on May 16, 12 at 4:54am
  • so you got dick slapped? can you say mushroom stamp?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 2:25pm
  • All you dumb fuck's who think this guy faught in nam are asshole's!!!! He said "nam like" meaning he's pretty much fucked for the rest of his life, it doesn't mean that he faught in the war. Some of you people are stupid as fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 2:23pm
  • 11:54 you just made my day. That was sooo damn funny.

    Submitted by hyper31337 on Sep 13, 10 at 1:42pm
  • Nothin wrong with that . . . good night, at least you got in its pants. Maybe you could blow her so you know how the girl feels? Idk.

    Submitted by AlmightyShiz on Apr 18, 10 at 10:09pm
  • I fought in nam you dumb piece of shit. Get some respect.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 11:32am
    • So I guess you'd understand the reference to the post traumatic stress that Vietnam caused a lot of people?

      Submitted by Poemwriter2014 on Jun 22, 10 at 11:39am
  • I'm a trans woman and I'm pretty sure if she was going to let him in there, she'd tell him first. I totally would. I think he just didn't like to be hit in the face

    Submitted by tinkereena on Oct 23, 10 at 4:02pm
  • I wish I could favorite this twice cuz it makes me crack up every single time =D

    Submitted by butterf1yy on Jun 21, 10 at 5:56pm
  • big clit or little dick?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 3:22pm
  • tArdo

    Submitted by holey396 on Jul 10, 10 at 7:01pm
  • mollywop!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 15, 10 at 12:57am
  • PTSD for you, massive blood loss for the thing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 8:27pm
  • ROTFLMAO

    Submitted by Marc2b4 on Dec 6, 11 at 6:51pm
  • i think it was from beta house 12:49

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 1:16am
  • People. Let's all just take a moment. A dong is not a dick. It's a strap-on. "Nam like." He is not claiming to have fought in Nam. K. Now we can breathe.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 18, 10 at 10:32pm
  • 202 you fucking fail at life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 11:21pm
  • who the hell says "dong " anymore ? what are you ? 70?

    Submitted by jeff91660 on Dec 11, 11 at 10:39pm
  • Sooooo... Did you keep going? Or was that kind of a deal breaker? And was it bigger than yours? Cuz that'd be even worse. A chick that has a bigger cock than you? That'd be the real hit to the ego...

    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on May 3, 13 at 4:27am
  • I just wonder who the hell the 543 people are who clicked "good night." What the fuck?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 9:36pm
  • 11:32: my ass you fought in nam, my dad fought in nam and I'm 19

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 4:58pm
  • 1:04, i hear people say "dong" all the time. and they arent super immature people either. stop thinking that youre so fucking mature and above all this. get the fuck off this site if youre going to be that way. plus, i dont know about many trannies when i was in high school, so i doubt this was just some kid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 1:31pm
  • I laughed :x Hope ya get some couseling lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 5:53pm
  • 8:06: LOL! That's exactly what went through my head..."this text is totally about that freak Lady Gaga". :P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 11:41pm
  • i wouldnt have told this to ANYONE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 10:57am
  • So her her head hit urs?

    Submitted by thatkiddownthe on Jul 15, 11 at 3:53am
  • I did the same thing to my cat

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:55am
  • dude she probably was like a hermaphradite

    Submitted by darcylovesyouu on Oct 1, 10 at 3:20am
  • i dont usually say this but....fake if you went down a tranny there is no way in hell you would tell someone, let alone say that the dick hit you in the face...so fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 8:11pm
  • I'm sitting in a lecture of over three hundred people and couldn't help but lol. \nAwkward stares all around.

    Submitted by hitbyadampayi on Nov 15, 10 at 1:38pm
  • Hit her bak! Or him..... Or it

    Submitted by ieatdahpussy6183 on Aug 4, 11 at 2:18pm
  • Actually moron, a ding is also refered to as a dick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:35pm
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