I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
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If I got tricked into bed with a tranny I think I'd have to tell someone. That shit would bottle up and I'd end up killing farm animals and crying in the fetal position.
So.... was "she" bigger than you, to boot? That'd just make it that much worse.
Can I click 'bad night' twice? Please?
Didn't you feel her gun digging into your hip?
EINHORN IS FINKEL! FINKEL IS EINHORN! EINHORN IS A MAN! Oh my god...
It coulda been worse. She coulda held your head there.
Ironically a dong is also the currency in Vietnam
but I feel for you mate.
It was from my buddy in DC. Let's just say he's not the type of guy to make up stuff like this.
I believe this really happened...some thing similar almost happened to me a few years back...let's say that before any thing came flopping out, my wingman saved the day...GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!
Most trans people aren't into freaking out straight guy like that. They probably thought it was OBVIOUS you knew what was up.
" i swearto god if its bigger than mine..."
Dude, that all kinds of Fucked up. Thats the kind of crap that gives you an excuse to get so many different versions of drunk it's not funny.
No one wins The Crying Game.
people from DC are all fucking losers...who think they're more important then they really are. FUCK you DC bitches
549! hahaha tucker max is the shit! The only book i have read in my life.
I would kill myself if that happened, after I killed the tranny.
she should have a warning label.
it totally seems like two dykes.. one wearing a strap-on and the other getting hit in the face? am i the only one who thought this?
you must have some serious bad luck if that shits happening to you, this shots for you
Continued: ... And multiple tours in Iraq with 2nd Battalion, 75th Ranger Regiment, and I thought this was funny as well. Lighten up!
who is this?? im c co 2/75
Wow, this hits a little too close to home...sometimes you really can't tell....
That is all.
One word: PWNED! Another one word: fail
She just went lady gaga on u
perfect, perfect reference
I laughed out loud for a while at this. It's funny when it doesn't happen to you
7:47: I totally did.
5:49 Tucker Max is crude, but AWESOME.
That sucks so bad hate that for ya:(
who the fuck clicked on good night? and thirteen times at that!
Didn't see that one cum ing
how ironic considering the vietnamese dollar is called a "dong"
That's y he said Nam LIKE fucktard. Not once did he say anything about actually bein in the war. The entire point of all this is to make u laugh. Relax
There are certain times when a man has to beat the shit outta someone. This is one. Pay your scarring in kind.
haha "who's got a dick?" I DO. :)
proud of you mann. really.
So she blow you at least? When you were done puking.
Alright assholes this is how the shit goes down. He wasn't in nam, he just will be scarred like veterans in a war. Second dong is just her strap on....
OK..so what was it Lady Gaga
i think this is awesome. lol. nam like effect bahahahaha.
ahhh D.C. I'm I've seen this lady at the annual transgender high heel race!
11:54 great ace ventura throwback
Getting offended by the Vietnam reference? Cmon! My father served two tours in Vietnam with Special Forces Group, and he thought this was funny as hell. I did 2 tours in Afghanistan
Hope it wore a rubber.
she, you transphobe
that tucker max story fucked me up for life. if you read, you will start to wonder about every one night stand you've ever had
That is hilarious! (:
i think this is real....jus cuz u dont notice a bulge doesnt mean anything trannsie tuck their dicks most of the time
12:26... did you ever think that maybe we're not all you? If this happened to me, I'd tell someone. Grow up, cocksucker.
P.S. Who says cocksucker?
I feel REAL sorry for u but just think u got blue balls from a chick wit a dick well at least she did too
I hope you kicked it in the balls for even attempting to traumatize you!!
U know he still banged him/her
Holly from take a walk on the wild side say give me a ride. So says Lou reed
Wow, almost ALL of you absolutely FAIL as to what a dong is! It's a sex toy, morons.
And then u thought about and called her later that eve!! Hope all goes well with u guys lmao
That blows, bro.
bad night bad night bad night!!
That fckn suck. I would have ran away
12:49, it is from beta house.
Hit her bak! Or him..... Or it
This is why parents shouldn't let immature kids get cell phones. I'm not usually one to call out "fake" but nobody that refers to a dick as a "dong" is actually getting laid.
Was she the Mona Lisa of transvestites?
Woulda punched "her" right in the balls
How ever thought she is a "he-she"
11:32 .... shut it. If you fought in Vietnam you'd be like 50 at least. AT LEAST. Judging by the posts I imagine the majority of people on this website are college aged. Lying about fighting in a war is disrespectful. So fuck off :)
This post is hilarious. And I honestly believe it. And it made me lol for like 20 minutes.
troll. i totally think this was made up.
a) you would have noticed a bulge before you took off 'her' underwear.
b) you wouldn't broadcast this.
c) who says dong? really?
Chick with a dick lol
Why would "she" let you go down? He's obviously gonna freak out.
Tinkereena, \n\nI'm a transwoman too and totally agree with you! He probably knew but got upset when she made his look a teeny weeny lol
I bet you deserved it.
Dude... How are people dumb enough to think this kid was actually in Vietnam? Lol wtf
3:57 Lady GaGa is that you? And if it's not hey to each their own and I agree with 3:57. Lady G needs to flush herself down the crapper.
Nothin wrong with that . . . good night, at least you got in its pants. Maybe you could blow her so you know how the girl feels? Idk.
Her, not it.
I would have cried, right then and there.
11:54 you just made my day. That was sooo damn funny.
1154: you are my new best friend.
ace ventura <3
I fought in nam you dumb piece of shit. Get some respect.
So I guess you'd understand the reference to the post traumatic stress that Vietnam caused a lot of people?
big clit or little dick?
I wish I could favorite this twice cuz it makes me crack up every single time =D
so you got dick slapped? can you say mushroom stamp?
All you dumb fuck's who think this guy faught in nam are asshole's!!!! He said "nam like" meaning he's pretty much fucked for the rest of his life, it doesn't mean that he faught in the war. Some of you people are stupid as fuck.
I'm a trans woman and I'm pretty sure if she was going to let him in there, she'd tell him first. I totally would. I think he just didn't like to be hit in the face
PTSD for you, massive blood loss for the thing.
i think it was from beta house 12:49
People. Let's all just take a moment.
A dong is not a dick. It's a strap-on.
"Nam like." He is not claiming to have fought in Nam.
K. Now we can breathe.
I laughed :x
Hope ya get some couseling lol
202 you fucking fail at life.
I just wonder who the hell the 543 people are who clicked "good night." What the fuck?
Sooooo... Did you keep going? Or was that kind of a deal breaker? And was it bigger than yours? Cuz that'd be even worse. A chick that has a bigger cock than you? That'd be the real hit to the ego...
11:32: my ass you fought in nam, my dad fought in nam and I'm 19
He said like Vietnam, not that he fought in Vietnam himself.
who the hell says "dong " anymore ? what are you ? 70?
1:04, i hear people say "dong" all the time. and they arent super immature people either. stop thinking that youre so fucking mature and above all this. get the fuck off this site if youre going to be that way. plus, i dont know about many trannies when i was in high school, so i doubt this was just some kid.
i wouldnt have told this to ANYONE
So her her head hit urs?
I did the same thing to my cat
8:06: LOL! That's exactly what went through my head..."this text is totally about that freak Lady Gaga". :P
I'm sitting in a lecture of over three hundred people and couldn't help but lol. \nAwkward stares all around.
i dont usually say this but....fake
if you went down a tranny there is no way in hell you would tell someone, let alone say that the dick hit you in the face...so fake
dude she probably was like a hermaphradite
Actually moron, a ding is also refered to as a dick.