I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
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If I got tricked into bed with a tranny I think I'd have to tell someone. That shit would bottle up and I'd end up killing farm animals and crying in the fetal position.
So.... was "she" bigger than you, to boot? That'd just make it that much worse.
Can I click 'bad night' twice? Please?
Didn't you feel her gun digging into your hip?
EINHORN IS FINKEL! FINKEL IS EINHORN! EINHORN IS A MAN! Oh my god...
It coulda been worse. She coulda held your head there.
Ironically a dong is also the currency in Vietnam
but I feel for you mate.
It was from my buddy in DC. Let's just say he's not the type of guy to make up stuff like this.
I believe this really happened...some thing similar almost happened to me a few years back...let's say that before any thing came flopping out, my wingman saved the day...GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!
Most trans people aren't into freaking out straight guy like that. They probably thought it was OBVIOUS you knew what was up.
" i swearto god if its bigger than mine..."
No one wins The Crying Game.
she should have a warning label.
549! hahaha tucker max is the shit! The only book i have read in my life.
Dude, that all kinds of Fucked up. Thats the kind of crap that gives you an excuse to get so many different versions of drunk it's not funny.
people from DC are all fucking losers...who think they're more important then they really are. FUCK you DC bitches
I would kill myself if that happened, after I killed the tranny.
perfect, perfect reference
you must have some serious bad luck if that shits happening to you, this shots for you
Wow, this hits a little too close to home...sometimes you really can't tell....
That is all.
it totally seems like two dykes.. one wearing a strap-on and the other getting hit in the face? am i the only one who thought this?
5:49 Tucker Max is crude, but AWESOME.
Continued: ... And multiple tours in Iraq with 2nd Battalion, 75th Ranger Regiment, and I thought this was funny as well. Lighten up!
who is this?? im c co 2/75
who the fuck clicked on good night? and thirteen times at that!
She just went lady gaga on u
One word: PWNED! Another one word: fail
I laughed out loud for a while at this. It's funny when it doesn't happen to you
7:47: I totally did.
how ironic considering the vietnamese dollar is called a "dong"
That sucks so bad hate that for ya:(
i think this is awesome. lol. nam like effect bahahahaha.
haha "who's got a dick?" I DO. :)
proud of you mann. really.
11:54 great ace ventura throwback
Didn't see that one cum ing
OK..so what was it Lady Gaga
That's y he said Nam LIKE fucktard. Not once did he say anything about actually bein in the war. The entire point of all this is to make u laugh. Relax
There are certain times when a man has to beat the shit outta someone. This is one. Pay your scarring in kind.
So she blow you at least? When you were done puking.
Alright assholes this is how the shit goes down. He wasn't in nam, he just will be scarred like veterans in a war. Second dong is just her strap on....
ahhh D.C. I'm I've seen this lady at the annual transgender high heel race!
Hope it wore a rubber.
she, you transphobe
that tucker max story fucked me up for life. if you read, you will start to wonder about every one night stand you've ever had
bad night bad night bad night!!
Getting offended by the Vietnam reference? Cmon! My father served two tours in Vietnam with Special Forces Group, and he thought this was funny as hell. I did 2 tours in Afghanistan
This is why parents shouldn't let immature kids get cell phones. I'm not usually one to call out "fake" but nobody that refers to a dick as a "dong" is actually getting laid.
i think this is real....jus cuz u dont notice a bulge doesnt mean anything trannsie tuck their dicks most of the time
That is hilarious! (:
I feel REAL sorry for u but just think u got blue balls from a chick wit a dick well at least she did too
I would have cried, right then and there.
Holly from take a walk on the wild side say give me a ride. So says Lou reed
I hope you kicked it in the balls for even attempting to traumatize you!!
12:26... did you ever think that maybe we're not all you? If this happened to me, I'd tell someone. Grow up, cocksucker.
P.S. Who says cocksucker?
And then u thought about and called her later that eve!! Hope all goes well with u guys lmao
Was she the Mona Lisa of transvestites?
That blows, bro.
Wow, almost ALL of you absolutely FAIL as to what a dong is! It's a sex toy, morons.
12:49, it is from beta house.
U know he still banged him/her
That fckn suck. I would have ran away
I bet you deserved it.
11:32 .... shut it. If you fought in Vietnam you'd be like 50 at least. AT LEAST. Judging by the posts I imagine the majority of people on this website are college aged. Lying about fighting in a war is disrespectful. So fuck off :)
This post is hilarious. And I honestly believe it. And it made me lol for like 20 minutes.
1154: you are my new best friend.
ace ventura <3
Hit her bak! Or him..... Or it
Why would "she" let you go down? He's obviously gonna freak out.
3:57 Lady GaGa is that you? And if it's not hey to each their own and I agree with 3:57. Lady G needs to flush herself down the crapper.
Chick with a dick lol
How ever thought she is a "he-she"
Woulda punched "her" right in the balls
All you dumb fuck's who think this guy faught in nam are asshole's!!!! He said "nam like" meaning he's pretty much fucked for the rest of his life, it doesn't mean that he faught in the war. Some of you people are stupid as fuck.
troll. i totally think this was made up.
a) you would have noticed a bulge before you took off 'her' underwear.
b) you wouldn't broadcast this.
c) who says dong? really?
Tinkereena, \n\nI'm a transwoman too and totally agree with you! He probably knew but got upset when she made his look a teeny weeny lol
so you got dick slapped? can you say mushroom stamp?
Dude... How are people dumb enough to think this kid was actually in Vietnam? Lol wtf
I'm a trans woman and I'm pretty sure if she was going to let him in there, she'd tell him first. I totally would. I think he just didn't like to be hit in the face
Nothin wrong with that . . . good night, at least you got in its pants. Maybe you could blow her so you know how the girl feels? Idk.
Her, not it.
PTSD for you, massive blood loss for the thing.
11:54 you just made my day. That was sooo damn funny.
I fought in nam you dumb piece of shit. Get some respect.
So I guess you'd understand the reference to the post traumatic stress that Vietnam caused a lot of people?
big clit or little dick?
I wish I could favorite this twice cuz it makes me crack up every single time =D
i think it was from beta house 12:49
People. Let's all just take a moment.
A dong is not a dick. It's a strap-on.
"Nam like." He is not claiming to have fought in Nam.
K. Now we can breathe.
who the hell says "dong " anymore ? what are you ? 70?
Sooooo... Did you keep going? Or was that kind of a deal breaker? And was it bigger than yours? Cuz that'd be even worse. A chick that has a bigger cock than you? That'd be the real hit to the ego...
11:32: my ass you fought in nam, my dad fought in nam and I'm 19
He said like Vietnam, not that he fought in Vietnam himself.
1:04, i hear people say "dong" all the time. and they arent super immature people either. stop thinking that youre so fucking mature and above all this. get the fuck off this site if youre going to be that way. plus, i dont know about many trannies when i was in high school, so i doubt this was just some kid.
202 you fucking fail at life.
I just wonder who the hell the 543 people are who clicked "good night." What the fuck?
8:06: LOL! That's exactly what went through my head..."this text is totally about that freak Lady Gaga". :P
I laughed :x
Hope ya get some couseling lol
i wouldnt have told this to ANYONE
So her her head hit urs?
dude she probably was like a hermaphradite
I did the same thing to my cat
i dont usually say this but....fake
if you went down a tranny there is no way in hell you would tell someone, let alone say that the dick hit you in the face...so fake
I'm sitting in a lecture of over three hundred people and couldn't help but lol. \nAwkward stares all around.
Actually moron, a ding is also refered to as a dick.