I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
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If I got tricked into bed with a tranny I think I'd have to tell someone. That shit would bottle up and I'd end up killing farm animals and crying in the fetal position.
Can I click 'bad night' twice? Please?
So.... was "she" bigger than you, to boot? That'd just make it that much worse.
Didn't you feel her gun digging into your hip?
EINHORN IS FINKEL! FINKEL IS EINHORN! EINHORN IS A MAN! Oh my god...
It coulda been worse. She coulda held your head there.
Ironically a dong is also the currency in Vietnam
but I feel for you mate.
It was from my buddy in DC. Let's just say he's not the type of guy to make up stuff like this.
I believe this really happened...some thing similar almost happened to me a few years back...let's say that before any thing came flopping out, my wingman saved the day...GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!
Most trans people aren't into freaking out straight guy like that. They probably thought it was OBVIOUS you knew what was up.
Dude, that all kinds of Fucked up. Thats the kind of crap that gives you an excuse to get so many different versions of drunk it's not funny.
" i swearto god if its bigger than mine..."
No one wins The Crying Game.
people from DC are all fucking losers...who think they're more important then they really are. FUCK you DC bitches
549! hahaha tucker max is the shit! The only book i have read in my life.
I would kill myself if that happened, after I killed the tranny.
it totally seems like two dykes.. one wearing a strap-on and the other getting hit in the face? am i the only one who thought this?
she should have a warning label.
you must have some serious bad luck if that shits happening to you, this shots for you
Continued: ... And multiple tours in Iraq with 2nd Battalion, 75th Ranger Regiment, and I thought this was funny as well. Lighten up!
who is this?? im c co 2/75
Wow, this hits a little too close to home...sometimes you really can't tell....
That is all.
One word: PWNED! Another one word: fail
I laughed out loud for a while at this. It's funny when it doesn't happen to you
7:47: I totally did.
She just went lady gaga on u
perfect, perfect reference
That sucks so bad hate that for ya:(
5:49 Tucker Max is crude, but AWESOME.
who the fuck clicked on good night? and thirteen times at that!
Didn't see that one cum ing
That's y he said Nam LIKE fucktard. Not once did he say anything about actually bein in the war. The entire point of all this is to make u laugh. Relax
There are certain times when a man has to beat the shit outta someone. This is one. Pay your scarring in kind.
So she blow you at least? When you were done puking.
Alright assholes this is how the shit goes down. He wasn't in nam, he just will be scarred like veterans in a war. Second dong is just her strap on....
haha "who's got a dick?" I DO. :)
proud of you mann. really.
how ironic considering the vietnamese dollar is called a "dong"
OK..so what was it Lady Gaga
Getting offended by the Vietnam reference? Cmon! My father served two tours in Vietnam with Special Forces Group, and he thought this was funny as hell. I did 2 tours in Afghanistan
ahhh D.C. I'm I've seen this lady at the annual transgender high heel race!
i think this is awesome. lol. nam like effect bahahahaha.
Hope it wore a rubber.
she, you transphobe
11:54 great ace ventura throwback
that tucker max story fucked me up for life. if you read, you will start to wonder about every one night stand you've ever had
I feel REAL sorry for u but just think u got blue balls from a chick wit a dick well at least she did too
That is hilarious! (:
i think this is real....jus cuz u dont notice a bulge doesnt mean anything trannsie tuck their dicks most of the time
12:26... did you ever think that maybe we're not all you? If this happened to me, I'd tell someone. Grow up, cocksucker.
P.S. Who says cocksucker?
U know he still banged him/her
Holly from take a walk on the wild side say give me a ride. So says Lou reed
Wow, almost ALL of you absolutely FAIL as to what a dong is! It's a sex toy, morons.
I hope you kicked it in the balls for even attempting to traumatize you!!
And then u thought about and called her later that eve!! Hope all goes well with u guys lmao
That blows, bro.
12:49, it is from beta house.
That fckn suck. I would have ran away
bad night bad night bad night!!
Hit her bak! Or him..... Or it
Dude... How are people dumb enough to think this kid was actually in Vietnam? Lol wtf
Was she the Mona Lisa of transvestites?
Woulda punched "her" right in the balls
troll. i totally think this was made up.
a) you would have noticed a bulge before you took off 'her' underwear.
b) you wouldn't broadcast this.
c) who says dong? really?
How ever thought she is a "he-she"
11:32 .... shut it. If you fought in Vietnam you'd be like 50 at least. AT LEAST. Judging by the posts I imagine the majority of people on this website are college aged. Lying about fighting in a war is disrespectful. So fuck off :)
This post is hilarious. And I honestly believe it. And it made me lol for like 20 minutes.
Why would "she" let you go down? He's obviously gonna freak out.
Chick with a dick lol
Nothin wrong with that . . . good night, at least you got in its pants. Maybe you could blow her so you know how the girl feels? Idk.
Her, not it.
This is why parents shouldn't let immature kids get cell phones. I'm not usually one to call out "fake" but nobody that refers to a dick as a "dong" is actually getting laid.
Tinkereena, \n\nI'm a transwoman too and totally agree with you! He probably knew but got upset when she made his look a teeny weeny lol
3:57 Lady GaGa is that you? And if it's not hey to each their own and I agree with 3:57. Lady G needs to flush herself down the crapper.
11:54 you just made my day. That was sooo damn funny.
I bet you deserved it.
I fought in nam you dumb piece of shit. Get some respect.
So I guess you'd understand the reference to the post traumatic stress that Vietnam caused a lot of people?
1154: you are my new best friend.
ace ventura <3
I wish I could favorite this twice cuz it makes me crack up every single time =D
I would have cried, right then and there.
big clit or little dick?
I laughed :x
Hope ya get some couseling lol
so you got dick slapped? can you say mushroom stamp?
All you dumb fuck's who think this guy faught in nam are asshole's!!!! He said "nam like" meaning he's pretty much fucked for the rest of his life, it doesn't mean that he faught in the war. Some of you people are stupid as fuck.
PTSD for you, massive blood loss for the thing.
I'm a trans woman and I'm pretty sure if she was going to let him in there, she'd tell him first. I totally would. I think he just didn't like to be hit in the face
People. Let's all just take a moment.
A dong is not a dick. It's a strap-on.
"Nam like." He is not claiming to have fought in Nam.
K. Now we can breathe.
202 you fucking fail at life.
i think it was from beta house 12:49
I just wonder who the hell the 543 people are who clicked "good night." What the fuck?
11:32: my ass you fought in nam, my dad fought in nam and I'm 19
He said like Vietnam, not that he fought in Vietnam himself.
Sooooo... Did you keep going? Or was that kind of a deal breaker? And was it bigger than yours? Cuz that'd be even worse. A chick that has a bigger cock than you? That'd be the real hit to the ego...
who the hell says "dong " anymore ? what are you ? 70?
1:04, i hear people say "dong" all the time. and they arent super immature people either. stop thinking that youre so fucking mature and above all this. get the fuck off this site if youre going to be that way. plus, i dont know about many trannies when i was in high school, so i doubt this was just some kid.
i wouldnt have told this to ANYONE
So her her head hit urs?
I did the same thing to my cat
8:06: LOL! That's exactly what went through my head..."this text is totally about that freak Lady Gaga". :P
I'm sitting in a lecture of over three hundred people and couldn't help but lol. \nAwkward stares all around.
i dont usually say this but....fake
if you went down a tranny there is no way in hell you would tell someone, let alone say that the dick hit you in the face...so fake
dude she probably was like a hermaphradite
Actually moron, a ding is also refered to as a dick.