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  • 96 28
    Submitted by Megs381 on Feb 21, 13 at 6:13pm

    Sounds like a married guy on his birthday...

  • 50 27
    Submitted by drunktexter13 on Feb 21, 13 at 9:33pm

    It makes me sad that you are excited about Red Lobster

  • 44 24
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Feb 21, 13 at 8:44pm

    And you man is having a double serving of clams!

  • 39 21
    Submitted by chillaxbros on Feb 21, 13 at 9:08pm

    Lowered expectations

  • 38 34
    Submitted by pickleshit on Feb 21, 13 at 6:57pm

    Pickleshit

  • 25 17
    Submitted by taterslc on Feb 22, 13 at 9:34am

    Hopefully no crabs

  • 27 24
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Feb 21, 13 at 11:24pm

    Yuck, Dead Lobster.

    • 21 20
      Submitted by gangbangstyle on Feb 22, 13 at 6:13am

      Does live lobster taste better?

  • 27 26
    Submitted by Urax on Feb 22, 13 at 2:45am

    You stay classy Kentucky

  • 30 37
    Submitted by alienmonster on Feb 21, 13 at 8:04pm

    Four for you Glenn Coco, you go Glen Coco!

  • 29 65
    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Feb 21, 13 at 4:36pm

    Actually, you mixed it up. Your not getting sex tonight because your box smells like red lobster.

    • 23 23
      Submitted by poonstock5 on Feb 22, 13 at 3:08pm

      Dude, your comment is doing worse than the eightyeight comment. Suck to suck

      • 27 23
        Submitted by Megs381 on Feb 23, 13 at 8:07pm

        Best comment EVER!!!

  • 25 58
    Submitted by Eightyeight on Feb 21, 13 at 4:08pm

    Eighty Eight