Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
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Sounds like a married guy on his birthday...
And you man is having a double serving of clams!
It makes me sad that you are excited about Red Lobster
Funny sketches :)
Four for you Glenn Coco, you go Glen Coco!
Hopefully no crabs
You stay classy Kentucky
Yuck, Dead Lobster.
Does live lobster taste better?
Actually, you mixed it up. Your not getting sex tonight because your box smells like red lobster.
Dude, your comment is doing worse than the eightyeight comment. Suck to suck
Best comment EVER!!!