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  • Just not as much as my girlfriend.

    Submitted by coumtryboy99 on May 23, 12 at 1:15pm
  • (next text): I'm his fucking wife.

    Submitted by GA_Peach on May 23, 12 at 5:27pm
  • When this loser gets married, will make for some fun nights driving home the babysitter.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on May 23, 12 at 9:43pm
  • Well he loves her. He could have just said thanks for the snatch bye.

    Submitted by swallows on May 25, 12 at 1:25pm
  • When I read texts like this I always hope the situation is less skeazy and more akin to how my boyfriend and I got together. I'd had a falling out with my ex and fell in love with my current bf before we'd officially broken up. Out of context, though...

    Submitted by mazerati on May 23, 12 at 1:33pm