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  • Submitted by coumtryboy99 on May 23, 12 at 1:15pm

    Just not as much as my girlfriend.

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    Submitted by GA_Peach on May 23, 12 at 5:27pm

    (next text): I'm his fucking wife.

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on May 23, 12 at 9:43pm

    When this loser gets married, will make for some fun nights driving home the babysitter.

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      Submitted by reeln on May 24, 12 at 10:13am

      15 will get ya 20

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    Submitted by swallows on May 25, 12 at 1:25pm

    Well he loves her. He could have just said thanks for the snatch bye.

  • Submitted by mazerati on May 23, 12 at 1:33pm

    When I read texts like this I always hope the situation is less skeazy and more akin to how my boyfriend and I got together. I'd had a falling out with my ex and fell in love with my current bf before we'd officially broken up. Out of context, though...