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  • 74 56
    Submitted by D71 on Jan 19, 12 at 2:18pm

    if you didn't text while fucking her you wouldn't be in the hospital now

  • 69 51
    Submitted by Ritard on Jan 19, 12 at 1:48pm

    You shouldn't text while having sex. It is bad manners.

  • 71 60
    Submitted by UniqueNordic on Jan 19, 12 at 3:04pm

    You forgot "Professor Plum" and "With a candlestick". Sell it to Milton Bradley.

  • 65 57
    Submitted by queencity92 on Jan 19, 12 at 1:31pm

    maybe hes getting laid in the hospital drunk?

  • 61 60
    Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Jan 19, 12 at 2:05pm

    Thats what happens when you try to fuck a girl who benches more then you do.

  • 57 60
    Submitted by Cidou on Jan 20, 12 at 11:58pm

    Aaaaahhh Kentucky !

  • 48 53
    Submitted by MegaMcTaco on Jan 19, 12 at 9:44pm

    Haha!