I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
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You shouldn't text while having sex. It is bad manners.
Thats what happens when you try to fuck a girl who benches more then you do.
Aaaaahhh Kentucky !
if you didn't text while fucking her you wouldn't be in the hospital now
You forgot "Professor Plum" and "With a candlestick". Sell it to Milton Bradley.
maybe hes getting laid in the hospital drunk?