I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
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"Employee arrived at work emitting the odors of a Russian fishmonger".
I wish we were friends porksword I could use some of your wit everyday lol
yea you just want his "wit"
well I'm married and have a brand new baby that's about all I want at the moment
Excessive/unhealthy aromas of coitus and libations?
"Employee smells like an alcoholic whore"
Ok, nunubeest, someone has to say it: you're actually sometimes pretty witty, but every time you confuse "your" and "you're" I want to punch you in the face a little. Then I thumb down all your comments. Please get a clue.
fair enough but truth be told I mostly use my voice typing thing because I'm too lazy to type out stuff and it does not distinguish proper spelling
They should really fix that.
GRAMMAR NAZIS: Most people type in forum-like environments like they speak, and don't use spell check. Homonyms can be tricky for some people to differentiate between.\n\nIf you still easily understood what they were saying and enjoyed the content, why would you respond rudely, thumb them down, and make violent comments?\n\nI understand the internet gives you a nice shield of anonymity, but that's no excuse for being a dick.\n\nOr maybe I just don't understand the internet.
Wow, enjoy that soap box? I normally do not correct people online, however, if we are face to face I will correct people.(only if you are directly speaking to me)
With that logic, why use English at all?
Reeking of alcohol is definitely something any employer can hit you for. Smelling like sex, on the other hand, well... That may just be jealousy.
thank god my place of work didnt have some uptight supervisor near me yesterday then
I feel like this was the case on this particular morning. I arrived early, was well dressed and pretended to have it together...still a fail. The official write up stated I was "unprepared for the workplace" and "engaged in unbecoming activities."
hygiene standards...the short of it is your a nasty unwashed pig
If we have to live in a world where one's boss can't appreciate that you got drunk, got some ass, and still made it to work on time; then this is a world I wish not to live in... Who's with me?!
Employee if the month straight up.
Work in porn. You would only be written up for not smelling like sex.
These pretzels are making me thirsty!
While you're efforts to report timely to work have unfortunately resulted in a violation of company handbook policies regarding standards of appearance. So you will need to go home (and take me with you) an report back to work tomorrow when you have cleaned up.
Hahahaha! Funny. I wasn't asked to leave but my manager attempted to have a heart to heart which was even worse. I was allotted 3 "warnings" which basically meant unlimited offenses occurring on three separate days. Make it count, right?
I'm so proud to live in Minneapolis...
In this economy, pfft not likely.
You just don't have the balls to tell your friends they said you smelled like a nasty bum and made up a story to make you feel good, nice try though
You're right, I don't have balls. I'm a girl. Nice try though!
LMFAO @ PorkSword