And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
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No stormtrooper role play either? How's a person gonna play Star Whores then?
What a bitch... Bet she doesn't give head either.
I would like to believe a guy saying this.
I would marry a man if he did that!
Impressed with you I am
leave him, you will but the force is strongest with him in the bedroom
Darth Vader yes, yoda no
Boring and unimaginative you are.
A two foot tall puppet is creepy? You suck.
Well you're no fun.
That's somewhere around zero fun...forget that chick.
Fuck your ass I must
Hmmmm my dick, so large, I shall fuck you!
... Yeah, I'd have to agree.
Hmmm, swallow, you must. Or your eye it will go in.