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  • Submitted by shamrock2112 on Jun 20, 12 at 3:39pm

    Sorry, i can't come to the phone right now because i'm a dick.

  • Submitted by NYCdood on Jun 20, 12 at 4:26pm

    Hello? Yes, this is penis...

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      Submitted by finalflash08 on Jun 20, 12 at 9:30pm

      Such a simple reply, yet so damn funny!

  • Submitted by WesPip on Jun 20, 12 at 3:54pm

    What's that slapping noise? Oh god it's texting me D:

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 20, 12 at 10:04pm

    A new level is douche-bag is invented. This is worthy of a new Jersey Shore character.

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    Submitted by Croooooooooow on Jun 21, 12 at 12:02am

    If he's comes too quick, then his dick's phone is probably a Palm Pre.

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      Submitted by haleyhazard on Jun 21, 12 at 1:01am

      That was in depth, and awesome.

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    Submitted by arthurlux on Jun 20, 12 at 4:33pm

    Getting a separate phone just for hookups makes a certain amount of sense if you're sleeping with that many people.

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    Submitted by kushkong420 on Jun 20, 12 at 7:35pm

    You people do realize that of it was about a woman buying a cell phone for her vajayjay there would be 100 whore comments by now

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      Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jun 20, 12 at 11:41pm

      indeed, even normal funny posts about gettting pregnant or having a baby gets crazy "you should have used birth control" commentary

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      Submitted by Kevin201 on Jun 21, 12 at 8:55am

      I have a comment for you-the term 'vajajay' should never be used. Ever.

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    Submitted by porksword on Jun 20, 12 at 5:43pm

    "Phone call for mike hoch!"

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    Submitted by Kaylib2514 on Jun 20, 12 at 10:26pm

    Omg that's is freaking awesome

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    Submitted by nitro420 on Jun 20, 12 at 8:15pm

    Separate hookup phone. The ultimate tool in infidelity.

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    Submitted by finalflash08 on Jun 20, 12 at 3:39pm

    Dick Tracy?

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    Submitted by kashleymoney on Jun 27, 12 at 1:10am

    "asshole!"\n"wrong number, this is dick"

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    Submitted by hellur on Jun 20, 12 at 11:16pm

    #TFM

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    Submitted by Cannibalcake on Jun 21, 12 at 5:32am

    Douche-baggery taken to a whole new level.

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    Submitted by kgirl1992 on Jun 20, 12 at 7:19pm

    Haveing a designated hook ups phone makes sense if your sleeping with that many people... I hope you use a condom cause I don't think his dick will be happy about geting the "I'm pregos" call

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    Submitted by gabraham on Jun 20, 12 at 4:13pm

    Mr Clark is not a toy! now put him back in the new years ball where his corpse belongs

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    Submitted by Nickly on Jun 20, 12 at 3:49pm

    Hi, thanks for calling me. Since I have no ears, I have no idea what you are saying.

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    Submitted by chitownirishgirl on Jul 2, 14 at 4:49am

    Nahh. That's straight up bogus. You KNOW he will be selfish in bed if he pulls something like that.

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    Submitted by technoir on Jun 21, 12 at 9:21am

    Brilliant. I wish I'd thought of this back during my Multiple Booty Calls Per Week phase. My dick would probably thank me.

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    Submitted by Cocaineranger on Jun 20, 12 at 6:23pm

    what a freakin' pimp.. I can only wish!

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    Submitted by W_T_F on Jun 20, 12 at 7:28pm

    Mine has a 1-900 number