He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
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Sorry, i can't come to the phone right now because i'm a dick.
Hello? Yes, this is penis...
Such a simple reply, yet so damn funny!
What's that slapping noise? Oh god it's texting me D:
If he's comes too quick, then his dick's phone is probably a Palm Pre.
That was in depth, and awesome.
A new level is douche-bag is invented. This is worthy of a new Jersey Shore character.
You people do realize that of it was about a woman buying a cell phone for her vajayjay there would be 100 whore comments by now
indeed, even normal funny posts about gettting pregnant or having a baby gets crazy "you should have used birth control" commentary
I have a comment for you-the term 'vajajay' should never be used. Ever.
Getting a separate phone just for hookups makes a certain amount of sense if you're sleeping with that many people.
Omg that's is freaking awesome
"Phone call for mike hoch!"
"asshole!"\n"wrong number, this is dick"
Haveing a designated hook ups phone makes sense if your sleeping with that many people... I hope you use a condom cause I don't think his dick will be happy about geting the "I'm pregos" call
Hi, thanks for calling me. Since I have no ears, I have no idea what you are saying.
Douche-baggery taken to a whole new level.
Brilliant. I wish I'd thought of this back during my Multiple Booty Calls Per Week phase. My dick would probably thank me.
Separate hookup phone. The ultimate tool in infidelity.
what a freakin' pimp.. I can only wish!
Nahh. That's straight up bogus. You KNOW he will be selfish in bed if he pulls something like that.
Mr Clark is not a toy! now put him back in the new years ball where his corpse belongs
Mine has a 1-900 number