He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
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Sorry, i can't come to the phone right now because i'm a dick.
Hello? Yes, this is penis...
Such a simple reply, yet so damn funny!
What's that slapping noise? Oh god it's texting me D:
If he's comes too quick, then his dick's phone is probably a Palm Pre.
That was in depth, and awesome.
A new level is douche-bag is invented. This is worthy of a new Jersey Shore character.
You people do realize that of it was about a woman buying a cell phone for her vajayjay there would be 100 whore comments by now
indeed, even normal funny posts about gettting pregnant or having a baby gets crazy "you should have used birth control" commentary
I have a comment for you-the term 'vajajay' should never be used. Ever.
Getting a separate phone just for hookups makes a certain amount of sense if you're sleeping with that many people.
Omg that's is freaking awesome
"Phone call for mike hoch!"
"asshole!"\n"wrong number, this is dick"
Hi, thanks for calling me. Since I have no ears, I have no idea what you are saying.
Haveing a designated hook ups phone makes sense if your sleeping with that many people... I hope you use a condom cause I don't think his dick will be happy about geting the "I'm pregos" call
Douche-baggery taken to a whole new level.
Separate hookup phone. The ultimate tool in infidelity.
Nahh. That's straight up bogus. You KNOW he will be selfish in bed if he pulls something like that.
what a freakin' pimp.. I can only wish!
Brilliant. I wish I'd thought of this back during my Multiple Booty Calls Per Week phase. My dick would probably thank me.
Mr Clark is not a toy! now put him back in the new years ball where his corpse belongs
Mine has a 1-900 number