Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
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They were the ones that weren't chosen for X-Men.
Is anyone else disturbed by the implication that only one of his feet was webbed?
You do not like symmetry...
At the same time?
Do you live by Chernobyl?
Fucking Aquaman and the Man with the Golden Gun. You are doing it right.
Mmmmmm third nipple. Still hunting that myself, but female version
One tit on their back for slow dancing?
nope, he wants triplets
Eccentrica Gallumbits? I think you'll find her on Eroticon Six.
You know her erogenous zones begin miles away from her actual body....
Good news, the carnival will be in town next week...
Just find a guy with one nut, and you will have hit the freak trifuckta.
Maybe an issue with ur standards or possibly a treasure hunt
So which one got you pregnant, mom?
Slow down there.. No bueno.
Could be worse. You could've fucked a guy with a curved dick.
I want to fuck a guy with 4 nipples... guess who...
four nipples or Gtfo
this made me think, how the fuck does sex work with Siamese twins?
Were they, or were they not, your immediate family/relatives?
Is fucking a guy with a webbed foot still considered anal fisting?
I have a third nipple and girl's don't give a FUCK, except to me and penis :)
Wtf is that?!? Oh, that's my nubbin...
Harry Styles oo