Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
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They were the ones that weren't chosen for X-Men.
Is anyone else disturbed by the implication that only one of his feet was webbed?
At the same time?
Fucking Aquaman and the Man with the Golden Gun. You are doing it right.
Do you live by Chernobyl?
Good news, the carnival will be in town next week...
You do not like symmetry...
Mmmmmm third nipple. Still hunting that myself, but female version
One tit on their back for slow dancing?
nope, he wants triplets
Eccentrica Gallumbits? I think you'll find her on Eroticon Six.
You know her erogenous zones begin miles away from her actual body....
Maybe an issue with ur standards or possibly a treasure hunt
Just find a guy with one nut, and you will have hit the freak trifuckta.
Slow down there.. No bueno.
So which one got you pregnant, mom?
Could be worse. You could've fucked a guy with a curved dick.
I want to fuck a guy with 4 nipples... guess who...
this made me think, how the fuck does sex work with Siamese twins?
four nipples or Gtfo
Were they, or were they not, your immediate family/relatives?
Is fucking a guy with a webbed foot still considered anal fisting?
I have a third nipple and girl's don't give a FUCK, except to me and penis :)
Wtf is that?!? Oh, that's my nubbin...
Harry Styles oo