He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
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Doesn't matter, had pancakes
He made her pancakes? Hes the one who should have been doing the eating to make up for the previous 30 seconds.
30 seconds? Fuck....It should take that long for her to slide from one end of it to the other!
christ I lasted longer my first time and that was like 2minutes...did he 'jizz in his pants'