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  • 69 48
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Oct 9, 12 at 10:09am

    Date a stripper. Hours are more regular and you know where she is most of the time.

  • 52 50
    Submitted by toofuckinfunny on Oct 9, 12 at 7:40pm

    Dude has had a lot of bad luck, or is just dating bitches.

  • 35 26
    Submitted by Fuckyou77 on Oct 26, 12 at 1:06am

    Seems like you've been dating prostitutes the entire time..

  • 39 41
    Submitted by karazyboys on Oct 9, 12 at 5:09pm

    I would say lick it before you stick it but given your track record you should refrain.

  • 33 30
    Submitted by Kao on Oct 11, 12 at 12:23am

    Armchairguru: you couldn't have said it better.

  • 46 60
    Submitted by armchairguru on Oct 9, 12 at 2:08pm

    Poor self-esteem and lousy in bed. Guy should be put out of his misery. Bring him a virgin to date who doest know any better

  • 13 32
    Submitted by helmetirdge on Oct 17, 13 at 11:17pm

    4th? Small penis? Or just rich with no personality?

  • 24 89
    Submitted by Kromium on Oct 9, 12 at 9:56am

    They apparently don't want a short dick man.\n\nThat burn was brought to you by 20 Fingers..

    • 43 53
      Submitted by BDVille on Oct 9, 12 at 12:48pm

      Don't kick him while he's down.