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  • Date a stripper. Hours are more regular and you know where she is most of the time.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Oct 9, 12 at 10:09am
  • Dude has had a lot of bad luck, or is just dating bitches.

    Submitted by toofuckinfunny on Oct 9, 12 at 7:40pm
  • Armchairguru: you couldn't have said it better.

    Submitted by Kao on Oct 11, 12 at 12:23am
  • I would say lick it before you stick it but given your track record you should refrain.

    Submitted by karazyboys on Oct 9, 12 at 5:09pm
  • Seems like you've been dating prostitutes the entire time..

    Submitted by Fuckyou77 on Oct 26, 12 at 1:06am
  • Poor self-esteem and lousy in bed. Guy should be put out of his misery. Bring him a virgin to date who doest know any better

    Submitted by armchairguru on Oct 9, 12 at 2:08pm
  • 4th? Small penis? Or just rich with no personality?

    Submitted by helmetirdge on Oct 17, 13 at 11:17pm
  • They apparently don't want a short dick man.\n\nThat burn was brought to you by 20 Fingers..

    Submitted by Kromium on Oct 9, 12 at 9:56am