Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
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Sounds like a sticky situation.
At least he wasn't blowing bubbles.
Better that he said "almost" than that he was explaining to you that he can't find the gum he had in mouth just before eating you out.
@hogfish: da fuq did I just read...
#2 Your mom is better at oral than you.
That's one smelly bubble.
Better than "I found a piece of gum in your pussy".
Had a girlfriend that would exercise with gum in her pussy so it'd be flavorful for me when chewing it at the gym!