I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
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This is one for the best of all time texts
I agree on why the donut, but that part is definitely what makes this text a win
Can I come sit outside your window to get donuts? I love donuts...
This one is amazing. It's my favorite on yet! Haha I love this story
Didn't you meet him at the bar?
Was it that chittery excited noise?
FIRST! Haha no I don't do that, but really? A goat? And why did you give it a doughnut?
I still can't believe he bought my act with the goat costume! I need to do this more often.
Only in WV lmao
I'm sure everyone wishes this miracle of life could happen to them
The EXACT same thing happened to me last week!
Beat the shit out of it and put it back on the truck. (if your confused, google the goat song by Adam sandler)
that's awesome!! I've been laughing about this one all afternoon.
Wow, A text I actually laughed out loud at. That hasn't happened in awhile!
West Virginia, Wild and Wonderful :)