You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
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Sensitive for a security guard haha
Sounds like a scene from My Name Is Earl.
Sounds like mom had too much communion wine again.
Sounds pretty fake to me.