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  • Marry her

    Submitted by satanicfrog138 on Dec 11, 10 at 3:15pm
    • not to be a buzzkill here, but since when was blowing someone and putting a pizza in the oven enough to make someone marriage material? that sounds like standard girlfriend/boyfriend behavior to me, it's not like it took tons of love and time for her to make that effort.\n\nlike, yes, this is a great thing, but if you lads have never had a girl pleasure and then feed you then you may not be making your ladies very happy. otherwise they'd be happy to make simple gestures like these now and then

      Submitted by colabea on Dec 12, 10 at 7:08pm
      • TL;DR version: I'm bitter because I never got a blowjob. Or Pizza.

        Submitted by PonchoWTF_0 on Dec 26, 10 at 8:11pm
  • really?! thats all it takes for you to cry... ive done this multiple times and no one has cried for me... damn i need new men

    Submitted by jerm69anl on Dec 11, 10 at 8:17pm
  • Find a ring NOW

    Submitted by broskimandude on Dec 11, 10 at 5:01pm
  • I'm with satanicfrog. You give her that ring now.

    Submitted by JitsJitsJits89 on Dec 11, 10 at 3:46pm
  • Dude *I'm* getting emotional just reading about it...

    Submitted by MadF00L on Dec 11, 10 at 9:47pm
  • Rrrrrrriiiinnnggg

    Submitted by magnumcorpus on Dec 11, 10 at 5:18pm
  • Ya. That's a keeper.

    Submitted by xaviorisdeath on Dec 11, 10 at 8:15pm
  • She needs to have your baby.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 11, 10 at 5:33pm
  • This is beautiful. The stuff men's fairytales are made of.

    Submitted by ironman7338 on Dec 12, 10 at 1:28am
  • I'm going to have to try this one out

    Submitted by taylortunetracy on Dec 11, 10 at 10:21pm
  • You're that easy, eh? Good on you bud

    Submitted by Sabrina on Dec 16, 10 at 1:26am
  • shoot i do that for my guy all the time.. we r engaged lol!

    Submitted by Kaylnn on Dec 15, 10 at 9:36am
  • Guess she was so good yah passed out, and she felt bad and did that to make it up. Wish some guys could be more like you

    Submitted by Reikage_Sanshi on Dec 12, 10 at 12:42am
  • Not only ring, but kneeling on one knee with sappy poetry. Overkill is key here.

    Submitted by Gargoylesama on Dec 12, 10 at 6:47pm
  • I wouldn't marry her but keep her in the contacts list for sure.

    Submitted by xAnkleLockx on Oct 8, 11 at 12:26am
  • She could be one of those girls that end up being pyscho since they do this to get you on the line and as soon as she knows your hooked its game over.....Just be cautious lol

    Submitted by JESSE6060 on Dec 15, 10 at 8:43pm
  • What about waking up giving your guy head and sex then cleaning his entire apartment? Did that and got almost nothing.

    Submitted by jewelzz on Dec 12, 10 at 7:26pm
  • And by she... U mean he

    Submitted by The775 on Dec 11, 10 at 3:25pm
  • I live here and did this....

    Submitted by bee222 on Jan 29, 12 at 12:57pm
  • The OP is too easy.

    Submitted by Michguy on Dec 11, 10 at 9:09pm
  • Did you ever think that maybe she was hungry too? Now if she made you breakfast burritos you might want to get on a knee.

    Submitted by clearlyflag on Apr 14, 11 at 12:32am