She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
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not to be a buzzkill here, but since when was blowing someone and putting a pizza in the oven enough to make someone marriage material? that sounds like standard girlfriend/boyfriend behavior to me, it's not like it took tons of love and time for her to make that effort.\n\nlike, yes, this is a great thing, but if you lads have never had a girl pleasure and then feed you then you may not be making your ladies very happy. otherwise they'd be happy to make simple gestures like these now and then
TL;DR version: I'm bitter because I never got a blowjob. Or Pizza.
really?! thats all it takes for you to cry... ive done this multiple times and no one has cried for me... damn i need new men
Find a ring NOW
I'm with satanicfrog. You give her that ring now.
Dude *I'm* getting emotional just reading about it...
Ya. That's a keeper.
She needs to have your baby.
I'm going to have to try this one out
When and where do I pick you up? ;-)
This is beautiful. The stuff men's fairytales are made of.
Not only ring, but kneeling on one knee with sappy poetry. Overkill is key here.
Guess she was so good yah passed out, and she felt bad and did that to make it up. Wish some guys could be more like you
You're that easy, eh? Good on you bud
I wouldn't marry her but keep her in the contacts list for sure.
shoot i do that for my guy all the time.. we r engaged lol!
She could be one of those girls that end up being pyscho since they do this to get you on the line and as soon as she knows your hooked its game over.....Just be cautious lol
What about waking up giving your guy head and sex then cleaning his entire apartment? Did that and got almost nothing.
I would have given you something...
And by she... U mean he
I live here and did this....
The OP is too easy.
Did you ever think that maybe she was hungry too? Now if she made you breakfast burritos you might want to get on a knee.