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  • Submitted by satanicfrog138 on Dec 11, 10 at 3:15pm

    Marry her

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      Submitted by colabea on Dec 12, 10 at 7:08pm

      not to be a buzzkill here, but since when was blowing someone and putting a pizza in the oven enough to make someone marriage material? that sounds like standard girlfriend/boyfriend behavior to me, it's not like it took tons of love and time for her to make that effort.\n\nlike, yes, this is a great thing, but if you lads have never had a girl pleasure and then feed you then you may not be making your ladies very happy. otherwise they'd be happy to make simple gestures like these now and then

      • Submitted by PonchoWTF_0 on Dec 26, 10 at 8:11pm

        TL;DR version: I'm bitter because I never got a blowjob. Or Pizza.

  • Submitted by jerm69anl on Dec 11, 10 at 8:17pm

    really?! thats all it takes for you to cry... ive done this multiple times and no one has cried for me... damn i need new men

    • Submitted by said8ED on Dec 12, 10 at 12:36am

      hahahaha, plural!

  • Submitted by JitsJitsJits89 on Dec 11, 10 at 3:46pm

    I'm with satanicfrog. You give her that ring now.

  • Submitted by broskimandude on Dec 11, 10 at 5:01pm

    Find a ring NOW

  • Submitted by MadF00L on Dec 11, 10 at 9:47pm

    Dude *I'm* getting emotional just reading about it...

  • Submitted by magnumcorpus on Dec 11, 10 at 5:18pm


  • Submitted by xaviorisdeath on Dec 11, 10 at 8:15pm

    Ya. That's a keeper.

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 11, 10 at 5:33pm

    She needs to have your baby.

  • Submitted by ironman7338 on Dec 12, 10 at 1:28am

    This is beautiful. The stuff men's fairytales are made of.

  • Submitted by taylortunetracy on Dec 11, 10 at 10:21pm

    I'm going to have to try this one out

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      Submitted by said8ED on Dec 12, 10 at 12:37am

      When and where do I pick you up? ;-)

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    Submitted by Kaylnn on Dec 15, 10 at 9:36am

    shoot i do that for my guy all the time.. we r engaged lol!

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    Submitted by Sabrina on Dec 16, 10 at 1:26am

    You're that easy, eh? Good on you bud

  • Submitted by Reikage_Sanshi on Dec 12, 10 at 12:42am

    Guess she was so good yah passed out, and she felt bad and did that to make it up. Wish some guys could be more like you

  • Submitted by Gargoylesama on Dec 12, 10 at 6:47pm

    Not only ring, but kneeling on one knee with sappy poetry. Overkill is key here.

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    Submitted by xAnkleLockx on Oct 8, 11 at 12:26am

    I wouldn't marry her but keep her in the contacts list for sure.

  • Submitted by JESSE6060 on Dec 15, 10 at 8:43pm

    She could be one of those girls that end up being pyscho since they do this to get you on the line and as soon as she knows your hooked its game over.....Just be cautious lol

  • Submitted by The775 on Dec 11, 10 at 3:25pm

    And by she... U mean he

  • Submitted by jewelzz on Dec 12, 10 at 7:26pm

    What about waking up giving your guy head and sex then cleaning his entire apartment? Did that and got almost nothing.

    • Submitted by said8ED on Dec 14, 10 at 4:22am

      I would have given you something...

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    Submitted by bee222 on Jan 29, 12 at 12:57pm

    I live here and did this....

  • Submitted by Michguy on Dec 11, 10 at 9:09pm

    The OP is too easy.

  • Submitted by clearlyflag on Apr 14, 11 at 12:32am

    Did you ever think that maybe she was hungry too? Now if she made you breakfast burritos you might want to get on a knee.