Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
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What 8 year old has a cell?
Your 8 year old sister has a cell phone? With text messaging?
It's 2010, every child over 5 probably has a cellphone.
What's happening to life?
"You better not shout, you better not cry, you better not pout. I'm tellin' you why: You're 11 years old and you have an iPhone, you little shit." --Dave Chapelle
you'd be surprised at the things kids get nowadays
Dudes and dudettes. Stop being so closed-minded. Nowadays is FAR different from when we were kids. I'm an educator. I've caught 2nd graders in the closet naked and grinding, trying to have sex. And I've had 5 year old kids in my classes with cell phones and other electronic devices which I've had to confiscate. Way different world. They have technology and they learn the general idea of what dicks and pussies are way too young.
If you said 12 i might have believed it
I know lots of little kids- 8 and some even younger- who's mentally retarded parents get them fucking iPhones, PSPs, iPods, you name it. It's called being a spoiled brat.
I'm not sure which is worse, the situation or pick-up line.
HEY EVERYONE? HOW ABOUT WE KEEP ASKING WHY 8 YEAR OLDS HAVE PHONES? NOT LIKE IT'S GETTING OLD OR ANYTHING.
i hate people.
Why does an 8 year old need a cell phone? Also, akward.
"daddy, what's a pussy... and why is junior going to punish it?"
QUICK HIDE THE CP BEFORE THE 8 YEAR OLD CATCHES ON
An 8 year old with a cell phone. Welcome to the 21st century...
WTF...... W. T. F.
Since when do 8 year olds have cell phones?!!?
So even if the kid are great grade, nice, grateful kids they're spoiled brats for getting a gift? Fuck you all, if you got that stuff back than, would you be sayoing it? Nope, I didn't get that back than, see me caring? Nope
Why does an 8 year old have a phone???
Everyone in my town has a cell phone. My cousin got one when he was 7 and a psp when he was 6. But also, just because you're rich doesn't mean you would have all that. Some conservative or reserved parents might not their kid to have that stuff yet.
Sounds like sister will be hiding Mittens tonight
well its a good thing you didnt send it to your fuck buddy cause saying 'punish your pussy' probably would have ruined any chance of you getting any
What if she replied and said she did!?!?xp
Well???? Whose pussy ended up getting punished????
poor sister. that may have scarred her for life
Just cuz you didn't have a phone when you were 8 doesn't mean nobody gets one at that age.
not to stick up for 8 year olds with cell phones....but.....it's a scary ass world and kids need to check in with their parents when they are out playing or at a friends house......just saying
I call shenanigans.
I was just going to say the same thing, 12:44. "Punish her pussy" is lame even for dirty talk.
Dumbass mom for getting her a cell at 8.,.
giving a cell phone to an 8 year old is moronic
why is it that 1/2 of the responses are from pedo's and the other 1/2 are from ppl more concerned bout the age of the sister and her having a cell. this is funny, i pity the poor bastard for having to explain himself the next day though.
hahahahaha lamorofl nice id do her loli for life!!!
It's 2009. 5 year olds hAve iPhones
I hope it was your sister. Young poon = good poon
I made sure to change my little sister's name in my cell to say (sister) when this came up for me.
why does your 8 yr old sister have a phone??
I doubt she even understood your meaning of "pussy." When I was her age, I thought people were talking about cats.
Why does an 8 year old have a cell phone?
Why does an 8 year old have a cell phone?
What 8 year old has a cell phone?
I know someone who just got his 9-year-old daughter a cell phone. It's fucking pathetic.
But somehow I don't think this one is real. But if it is, maybe the little girl doesn't yet know what "pussy" even means.
my 8 year old niece has a cell phone because she is diabetic and needs to be able to reach her mom or 911 at all times...
Ummm... There is a g in fucking, did u see it or do i need to make it bigger FUCKING< thats the g... Retard:)
What was her reply Ha
I should probably ask why an eight year old has a cell phone..
hopin on that bandwagon.
An 8 year old has text??
6:03 I'll punish your pussy
so did you follow through?
Your eight year old sister has a cell phone?
glad to know im not the only one that gets turned on by a guy telling me hes gonna punish my pussy
my nephew is six and has a sidekick. cell phone. with unlimited text messaging. he also has the PSP and ipod like someone was talking about. Spoiled brat, indeed. So this may or may not be a fake text. Regardless.. who cares.
8 year old owning a cell phone aside...\nThis is going to make Thanksgiving Dinner one awkward mess.
Why does an 8 year old have a cell phone?!?
y does an 8 yr old have a cell phone?!
Do 8yr olds even know what pussy is?
WHY DOES AN 8 YEAR OLD HAVE A CELL PHONE?!
Is your sister hot?
Why the fuck does an 8 year old have a cell phone? And who teaches and 8 year old what pussy means?
My 8 year old cousin has a cell. Spoiled brat.
5:08 that shit isn't true there is not enough rad emitted by a cell fone to hurt u, I'm 13 and have had a cell dice i was 8 and a half
Who cares that you texted your sister? You weren't going to get any anyways using a line like that.
I am going to stick a cell phone in my wife's hoohsh so my boy has immediately. Them I can text with my dick in the mesntime
He's gonna say it's nap time or something watch
He deserves it for telling the woman that he would "punish her pussy." Either he's a terrible lay or a wannabe, low budget porn star.
Last names bro, last names will SAVE YOU, trust me on that, last names have prevented me from texting family members to come over and get wasted xD
Why would an 8 year old even have a cell phone.
fake or not this was some funny ass shit... this was a great laugh!
lol @ sept 15 5:53 pm.
Ha, 8 isn't as bad as 4. But really wtfff? That's so damn young. What 8 year old needs a phone ? Nine if there friends probabaly have one and they would always be with there parents so yeah.
Y does your 8 year old sister have a phone anyway?
dude, that's fucked up.
Wtf this is in my area, my sisters name is sarah and she just turned 8 yesterday. She doesnt have a phone though
8 yr olds don't have enough strength or coordination to give a HJ. He'll have to do it himself and just give her a load in the face. Kid's gotta learn sometime. Home schooling is safer
Yeah really? A cell phone!
It clearly says 8. My daughter has one who is 9. She talks to her father who lives in another state. My. Ex used to say he'd punish my pussy. His dick was too big so he was right. Secretly wishing I had that problem now.lol
& im 18 now so its not like cell phones werent around before i was 16
yeah not going to lie, this made me laugh, but thats awk as fuck to send that to your little sister......
That's fucking gross 12:30 you should be on how to catch a predator you sick fuck
I work with kindergarden and its true.. even SIX YEAR OLDS have a damn cell phone with text...
dude... i feel bad for both of you. youre both scared for life
Umm.. no, 6:03, you are not. I myself would love to have my "pussy punished."
wow um im glad i always pute them by idk there name and last intitail before i text the wrong person and just wow
what's fucked up is the little cock tease probably didn't put out
I can totally relate... My 10 year old brother an my fuck buddy are named freon! Da Brooklyn kid
i can't even laugh at this because it's so fake. what 8-year-old has a cellphone?
why the hell does your sister even have a cell for?
Aahahah one of my faves
I know of a 5 yr old who has one. It has the numbers programmed. Has two large keys... One for Mom and one for Dad. She knows it's for an ER only.
@4:13 so her pimp can get ahold of her
Yet another reason why 8 year olds shouldn't have phones, and another reason why you don't keep your family members in your cell.
This one made me laugh really hard!
my little brother got a cell phone when he was 4.
your 8 yr. old sister has a cell phone???? i didnt get one till i was 16.
That's why u always call.
Reallz? 4 ? Yeah we are with technology but no damn 4 year old needs an iPhone. How responsible could she be ? SHE'S FOUR.
he's from the pawpaw patch
Oh hell no. This is why I'm suicidal
I actually laughed out loud hahahaha
Just tell her it was about a cat.
MOMMY! Brother says hes gonna punish my kitty! *mom reads text*
If she's old enough for a cell phone she's old enought to have her pussg punished.
lol I dont mind if it's true or not, it's FUCKING hilarious anyways :P
Even though I laughed out loud, this is still prettyu fucked up
Why in the world does an eight year old have a cell phone
...You texted Fred didn't you...
That's when you sprint home, knock the phone away and delete the message
my though exactly 4:09. i call bullshit on this one.
Yeah, this is BS...kids get cell phones at a young age, yes, but 8? give me a break. Either way I'm sure the 8 year old would still have no idea what a "pussy" is.
Your 8 year old sister has a phone?
It's not fake, when I was 8 you were a loser if you didn't have a cell.
Only in the South: Hey if a couple get married in Alabama and get divorced in California; are they still brother and sister?
i don't think it's fake. my 7 yr old sister has a phone.. and an ipod. spoiledddd.
I had a cell phone when I was 9 so it's not like young kids never get phones. And yes I had texting.
even a little weiner might work for the kid
1:40 if you are an educator what are you doing surfing tfln during school hours when you are supposed to be molding young minds??? Maybe you are part of the problem?
This wouldn't be a problem if your 8 yr old sister didn't have a cell phone. wtf
Dude take what you can get, even if it is 8 years old.
if it was fake he probably would've said his sis was older. either way, an 8 yr old doesn't know what pussy means anyway
Most 8 year olds are already having sex. It's kinda sad how parents are raising their kids nowadays. I'd say the kid would know what a pussy is though.
I feel bad for the 8 yr old. She probably thought u meant her pussy cat, but everyone else knows what u meant
If she has a cat you're good.
It isn't too crazy. Maybe the parents are divorced and she's alone a lot. Who knows
I dont care if you people wanna call this BS or not THAT IS FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fake. nice try, though.
was i really just called a dudette? back to the 90's my friend, back to the 90's.
this is exactly why an 8 year old should NOT have a cell phone.
why the hell does an 8 year old have a phone? who are you going to call or text at 8? and ipods? what music does an 8 year old listen to? I didnt get a phone till I was like 14 or something.
Sept. 19: 5:04, that's retarded. A 4 year old should never have an iPhone, or any cell, what good is it if they can't even dial their house, and how many friends does a 4 year old have? Dumbass..
who even puts fuckbuddies in their phone as their actual names? Especially if they share a name with a family member
Wow Shut up like 2005 every ten year old had a phone
This just proves that 8 year olds don't need cellphones... xD
330-256-5150. Prank call this kid. He getts sooo mad
hopefully she thought you were talking about a cat?
@140 sure... 2nd graders grinding? Quit lying.
8 year olds have cell phones these days. I know a couple of 6 year olds that have them! it's crazy!
Omg! That is awful, but so funny!
Suckin! I didnt get a cell until I could afford one! I was 16!
now 8 yr old are getting booty calls?
true but 8 is still pushing it..
why the fuck would and Eight year old have a cell phone, haven't you people heard of what cell phone radiation can do to the brain ESPECIALLY at such a young age !
Why the fuck does your 8 year old sister have a cell phone? Jesus. Your parents are fucktards. Do they let her in chatrooms so she can talk to middle age men too? Or write love letters to guys in prison? What the hell is this world coming to?
Why the fuck does your 8 year old sister even have a cell phone?!
ok even if the 8 year old has a cell, why?
Dumbass, should have put them as different contacts
punish her pussy = fake
First off, children need to be able to contact their parents, etc. \nSecond off, that turns me on, maybe it would do the same for the fuck buddy!
I know 6 year olds with iPhones...
I wanna meet this 6 year old so I can push them down and steal it.
Why the hell does an 8-year-old have a phone in the first place?
Since when do 8-year olds have phones? What the actual fuck.
Lots of elementary school kids have cells now. It's ridiculous. Really sucks for this guy.
my 2 year old cousin constantly plays with phones, half the timekids dont even use em, its kinda pointless
"No! Don't hurt my kitty!"
that is, fake fuck buddy
This is ridiculous and disgusting I hope this is not true. But then again if it isn't true you're a sick person for making it up.
My sister is 5 and she has a fully functional cell phone. Not suprising, actually pretty believable
8 year olds should not have cell phones.
EVERYBODY WHO IS ASKING Y AN 8 YEAR ILD HAS A CELL PHONE SHUT THE HELL UP! I KNOW AT LEAST 20 8 YEARS OLDS THAT HAVE A CELL PHONE!! fucking idiots
kids nowadays are fucking spoiled brats so she deserved it hahaha. he prob did punish her poon anyways. incest is best-ask my ex gf
Think the 8yr old is shaved?
She wouldnt have grown any yet.
11:55 That was awesome :)
this was on FML. poser
That's what you get for getting an eight-year-old a cell phone. Good job, Mom and Dad.
Am I the only one that would be turned on if someone said "punish your pussy" to me?
I blame your stupid mom for getting her a cell at 8and chances are if she has a cell at 8 ... This isn't the first time she herd the word pussy
This makes me sick. I didn't get a cellphone until I was 13...any younger than that is just stupid. Over exposure. Waaaay too much exposure.
punish her pussy? if a guy told me that I wouldn't be turned on what so ever.
why the fuck would an 8 year old have a cell phone, let alone texting?
A lot of 8 year olds have cell phones now.
Why does an 8 year old need a phone? I'm almost 14 and don't have one!
why is a 14 year old on this site.. you dont need to be reading some of this shit already!!
why the hell would an 8 yr old have a cell phone?
That would be bad even in a WV area code!
3:51, i totally agree! haha someone telling me they want to "punish my pussy" is definitely not a turn on.
did the cat spit a hairball on your favorite pants?
Lol bur whwre did she learn pussy and a cell at eieight!!! I got mine at 11
...and this is why last names in cell's are a good idea.
U nasty mother fucker.....
Omg! So funny yet distrubing
you need to move to a WV area code.
why does your 8 year old sister have a cell phone?
Guys, 8 year olds having cell phones isn't that big of a deal. I got my first one as soon as I turned 3. You all obviously don't remember how difficult it is to get laid that young. I didn't get to lose my virginity until I was 5! That's old by today's standards. Please everyone, get in touch with the modern world!
Did you punish your little sisters pussy?
Looking forward to seeing how ur sis turns out in 10 yrs, either a huge whore or a lesbian...all thanks to u..good job ;^)
I work with elementary school kids, lots of 8 year olds have cell phones, it might be fake but if youre calling it fake for that reason youre an idiot
First off spoiled ass 8 year old has a phone?!\nSecond off that is such an fml moment! Lmao