Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
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What 8 year old has a cell?
Your 8 year old sister has a cell phone? With text messaging?
It's 2010, every child over 5 probably has a cellphone.
What's happening to life?
"You better not shout, you better not cry, you better not pout. I'm tellin' you why: You're 11 years old and you have an iPhone, you little shit." --Dave Chapelle
you'd be surprised at the things kids get nowadays
If you said 12 i might have believed it
Dudes and dudettes. Stop being so closed-minded. Nowadays is FAR different from when we were kids. I'm an educator. I've caught 2nd graders in the closet naked and grinding, trying to have sex. And I've had 5 year old kids in my classes with cell phones and other electronic devices which I've had to confiscate. Way different world. They have technology and they learn the general idea of what dicks and pussies are way too young.
I know lots of little kids- 8 and some even younger- who's mentally retarded parents get them fucking iPhones, PSPs, iPods, you name it. It's called being a spoiled brat.
HEY EVERYONE? HOW ABOUT WE KEEP ASKING WHY 8 YEAR OLDS HAVE PHONES? NOT LIKE IT'S GETTING OLD OR ANYTHING.
i hate people.
"daddy, what's a pussy... and why is junior going to punish it?"
Since when do 8 year olds have cell phones?!!?
QUICK HIDE THE CP BEFORE THE 8 YEAR OLD CATCHES ON
Why does an 8 year old need a cell phone? Also, akward.
I'm not sure which is worse, the situation or pick-up line.
Why does an 8 year old have a phone???
An 8 year old with a cell phone. Welcome to the 21st century...
Sounds like sister will be hiding Mittens tonight
Dumbass mom for getting her a cell at 8.,.
not to stick up for 8 year olds with cell phones....but.....it's a scary ass world and kids need to check in with their parents when they are out playing or at a friends house......just saying
Why does an 8 year old have a cell phone?
giving a cell phone to an 8 year old is moronic
poor sister. that may have scarred her for life
why is it that 1/2 of the responses are from pedo's and the other 1/2 are from ppl more concerned bout the age of the sister and her having a cell. this is funny, i pity the poor bastard for having to explain himself the next day though.
It's 2009. 5 year olds hAve iPhones
I was just going to say the same thing, 12:44. "Punish her pussy" is lame even for dirty talk.
WHY DOES AN 8 YEAR OLD HAVE A CELL PHONE?!
so did you follow through?
Why does an 8 year old have a cell phone?!?
hahahahaha lamorofl nice id do her loli for life!!!
Why the fuck does an 8 year old have a cell phone? And who teaches and 8 year old what pussy means?
glad to know im not the only one that gets turned on by a guy telling me hes gonna punish my pussy
my 8 year old niece has a cell phone because she is diabetic and needs to be able to reach her mom or 911 at all times...
Just cuz you didn't have a phone when you were 8 doesn't mean nobody gets one at that age.
So even if the kid are great grade, nice, grateful kids they're spoiled brats for getting a gift? Fuck you all, if you got that stuff back than, would you be sayoing it? Nope, I didn't get that back than, see me caring? Nope
He's gonna say it's nap time or something watch
well its a good thing you didnt send it to your fuck buddy cause saying 'punish your pussy' probably would have ruined any chance of you getting any
Yeah really? A cell phone!
Ummm... There is a g in fucking, did u see it or do i need to make it bigger FUCKING< thats the g... Retard:)
What was her reply Ha
Do 8yr olds even know what pussy is?
Y does your 8 year old sister have a phone anyway?
I am going to stick a cell phone in my wife's hoohsh so my boy has immediately. Them I can text with my dick in the mesntime
Reallz? 4 ? Yeah we are with technology but no damn 4 year old needs an iPhone. How responsible could she be ? SHE'S FOUR.
Your eight year old sister has a cell phone?
why does your 8 yr old sister have a phone??
my nephew is six and has a sidekick. cell phone. with unlimited text messaging. he also has the PSP and ipod like someone was talking about. Spoiled brat, indeed. So this may or may not be a fake text. Regardless.. who cares.
I should probably ask why an eight year old has a cell phone..
hopin on that bandwagon.
6:03 I'll punish your pussy
Everyone in my town has a cell phone. My cousin got one when he was 7 and a psp when he was 6. But also, just because you're rich doesn't mean you would have all that. Some conservative or reserved parents might not their kid to have that stuff yet.
What if she replied and said she did!?!?xp
5:08 that shit isn't true there is not enough rad emitted by a cell fone to hurt u, I'm 13 and have had a cell dice i was 8 and a half
Umm.. no, 6:03, you are not. I myself would love to have my "pussy punished."
Well???? Whose pussy ended up getting punished????
It clearly says 8. My daughter has one who is 9. She talks to her father who lives in another state. My. Ex used to say he'd punish my pussy. His dick was too big so he was right. Secretly wishing I had that problem now.lol
what's fucked up is the little cock tease probably didn't put out
An 8 year old has text??
Last names bro, last names will SAVE YOU, trust me on that, last names have prevented me from texting family members to come over and get wasted xD
WTF...... W. T. F.
Why would an 8 year old even have a cell phone.
What 8 year old has a cell phone?
dude, that's fucked up.
I doubt she even understood your meaning of "pussy." When I was her age, I thought people were talking about cats.
My 8 year old cousin has a cell. Spoiled brat.
Aahahah one of my faves
I actually laughed out loud hahahaha
fake or not this was some funny ass shit... this was a great laugh!
Who cares that you texted your sister? You weren't going to get any anyways using a line like that.
That's fucking gross 12:30 you should be on how to catch a predator you sick fuck
Your 8 year old sister has a phone?
lol I dont mind if it's true or not, it's FUCKING hilarious anyways :P
I know of a 5 yr old who has one. It has the numbers programmed. Has two large keys... One for Mom and one for Dad. She knows it's for an ER only.
Wtf this is in my area, my sisters name is sarah and she just turned 8 yesterday. She doesnt have a phone though
He deserves it for telling the woman that he would "punish her pussy." Either he's a terrible lay or a wannabe, low budget porn star.
Oh hell no. This is why I'm suicidal
your 8 yr. old sister has a cell phone???? i didnt get one till i was 16.
...You texted Fred didn't you...
wow um im glad i always pute them by idk there name and last intitail before i text the wrong person and just wow
I can totally relate... My 10 year old brother an my fuck buddy are named freon! Da Brooklyn kid
yeah not going to lie, this made me laugh, but thats awk as fuck to send that to your little sister......
Even though I laughed out loud, this is still prettyu fucked up
y does an 8 yr old have a cell phone?!
I made sure to change my little sister's name in my cell to say (sister) when this came up for me.
dude... i feel bad for both of you. youre both scared for life
I call shenanigans.
I work with kindergarden and its true.. even SIX YEAR OLDS have a damn cell phone with text...
I hope it was your sister. Young poon = good poon
I know someone who just got his 9-year-old daughter a cell phone. It's fucking pathetic.
But somehow I don't think this one is real. But if it is, maybe the little girl doesn't yet know what "pussy" even means.
Just tell her it was about a cat.
MOMMY! Brother says hes gonna punish my kitty! *mom reads text*
8 yr olds don't have enough strength or coordination to give a HJ. He'll have to do it himself and just give her a load in the face. Kid's gotta learn sometime. Home schooling is safer
Yet another reason why 8 year olds shouldn't have phones, and another reason why you don't keep your family members in your cell.
Why does an 8 year old have a cell phone?
Why in the world does an eight year old have a cell phone
That's why u always call.
i can't even laugh at this because it's so fake. what 8-year-old has a cellphone?
@4:13 so her pimp can get ahold of her
& im 18 now so its not like cell phones werent around before i was 16
If she's old enough for a cell phone she's old enought to have her pussg punished.
Wow Shut up like 2005 every ten year old had a phone
This one made me laugh really hard!
It's not fake, when I was 8 you were a loser if you didn't have a cell.
I had a cell phone when I was 9 so it's not like young kids never get phones. And yes I had texting.
he's from the pawpaw patch
8 year old owning a cell phone aside...\nThis is going to make Thanksgiving Dinner one awkward mess.
First off, children need to be able to contact their parents, etc. \nSecond off, that turns me on, maybe it would do the same for the fuck buddy!
Lots of elementary school kids have cells now. It's ridiculous. Really sucks for this guy.
lol @ sept 15 5:53 pm.
if it was fake he probably would've said his sis was older. either way, an 8 yr old doesn't know what pussy means anyway
Most 8 year olds are already having sex. It's kinda sad how parents are raising their kids nowadays. I'd say the kid would know what a pussy is though.
I feel bad for the 8 yr old. She probably thought u meant her pussy cat, but everyone else knows what u meant
Dumbass, should have put them as different contacts
330-256-5150. Prank call this kid. He getts sooo mad
fake. nice try, though.
was i really just called a dudette? back to the 90's my friend, back to the 90's.
true but 8 is still pushing it..
my little brother got a cell phone when he was 4.
@140 sure... 2nd graders grinding? Quit lying.
Yeah, this is BS...kids get cell phones at a young age, yes, but 8? give me a break. Either way I'm sure the 8 year old would still have no idea what a "pussy" is.
ok even if the 8 year old has a cell, why?
This wouldn't be a problem if your 8 yr old sister didn't have a cell phone. wtf
It isn't too crazy. Maybe the parents are divorced and she's alone a lot. Who knows
Ha, 8 isn't as bad as 4. But really wtfff? That's so damn young. What 8 year old needs a phone ? Nine if there friends probabaly have one and they would always be with there parents so yeah.
Is your sister hot?
Sept. 19: 5:04, that's retarded. A 4 year old should never have an iPhone, or any cell, what good is it if they can't even dial their house, and how many friends does a 4 year old have? Dumbass..
that is, fake fuck buddy
That's when you sprint home, knock the phone away and delete the message
my though exactly 4:09. i call bullshit on this one.
I dont care if you people wanna call this BS or not THAT IS FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this is exactly why an 8 year old should NOT have a cell phone.
Only in the South: Hey if a couple get married in Alabama and get divorced in California; are they still brother and sister?
If she has a cat you're good.
8 year olds have cell phones these days. I know a couple of 6 year olds that have them! it's crazy!
EVERYBODY WHO IS ASKING Y AN 8 YEAR ILD HAS A CELL PHONE SHUT THE HELL UP! I KNOW AT LEAST 20 8 YEARS OLDS THAT HAVE A CELL PHONE!! fucking idiots
Why the hell does an 8-year-old have a phone in the first place?
why the hell does your sister even have a cell for?
my 2 year old cousin constantly plays with phones, half the timekids dont even use em, its kinda pointless
why the fuck would and Eight year old have a cell phone, haven't you people heard of what cell phone radiation can do to the brain ESPECIALLY at such a young age !
"No! Don't hurt my kitty!"
This just proves that 8 year olds don't need cellphones... xD
11:55 That was awesome :)
Since when do 8-year olds have phones? What the actual fuck.
why the hell does an 8 year old have a phone? who are you going to call or text at 8? and ipods? what music does an 8 year old listen to? I didnt get a phone till I was like 14 or something.
1:40 if you are an educator what are you doing surfing tfln during school hours when you are supposed to be molding young minds??? Maybe you are part of the problem?
who even puts fuckbuddies in their phone as their actual names? Especially if they share a name with a family member
Why the fuck does your 8 year old sister have a cell phone? Jesus. Your parents are fucktards. Do they let her in chatrooms so she can talk to middle age men too? Or write love letters to guys in prison? What the hell is this world coming to?
Why the fuck does your 8 year old sister even have a cell phone?!
My sister is 5 and she has a fully functional cell phone. Not suprising, actually pretty believable
even a little weiner might work for the kid
I blame your stupid mom for getting her a cell at 8and chances are if she has a cell at 8 ... This isn't the first time she herd the word pussy
Am I the only one that would be turned on if someone said "punish your pussy" to me?
U nasty mother fucker.....
This is ridiculous and disgusting I hope this is not true. But then again if it isn't true you're a sick person for making it up.
punish her pussy? if a guy told me that I wouldn't be turned on what so ever.
This makes me sick. I didn't get a cellphone until I was 13...any younger than that is just stupid. Over exposure. Waaaay too much exposure.
Omg! That is awful, but so funny!
did the cat spit a hairball on your favorite pants?
i don't think it's fake. my 7 yr old sister has a phone.. and an ipod. spoiledddd.
3:51, i totally agree! haha someone telling me they want to "punish my pussy" is definitely not a turn on.
I know 6 year olds with iPhones...
I wanna meet this 6 year old so I can push them down and steal it.
this was on FML. poser
8 year olds should not have cell phones.
A lot of 8 year olds have cell phones now.
Did you punish your little sisters pussy?
Dude take what you can get, even if it is 8 years old.
Why does an 8 year old need a phone? I'm almost 14 and don't have one!
why is a 14 year old on this site.. you dont need to be reading some of this shit already!!
That's what you get for getting an eight-year-old a cell phone. Good job, Mom and Dad.
Lol bur whwre did she learn pussy and a cell at eieight!!! I got mine at 11
why the fuck would an 8 year old have a cell phone, let alone texting?
hopefully she thought you were talking about a cat?
That would be bad even in a WV area code!
kids nowadays are fucking spoiled brats so she deserved it hahaha. he prob did punish her poon anyways. incest is best-ask my ex gf
I work with elementary school kids, lots of 8 year olds have cell phones, it might be fake but if youre calling it fake for that reason youre an idiot
why the hell would an 8 yr old have a cell phone?
...and this is why last names in cell's are a good idea.
you need to move to a WV area code.
punish her pussy = fake
Think the 8yr old is shaved?
She wouldnt have grown any yet.
Omg! So funny yet distrubing
First off spoiled ass 8 year old has a phone?!\nSecond off that is such an fml moment! Lmao
why does your 8 year old sister have a cell phone?
Suckin! I didnt get a cell until I could afford one! I was 16!
now 8 yr old are getting booty calls?
Guys, 8 year olds having cell phones isn't that big of a deal. I got my first one as soon as I turned 3. You all obviously don't remember how difficult it is to get laid that young. I didn't get to lose my virginity until I was 5! That's old by today's standards. Please everyone, get in touch with the modern world!
Looking forward to seeing how ur sis turns out in 10 yrs, either a huge whore or a lesbian...all thanks to u..good job ;^)