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  • What 8 year old has a cell?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:46am
  • Your 8 year old sister has a cell phone? With text messaging?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:47am
    • It's 2010, every child over 5 probably has a cellphone.

      Submitted by polkadot on Feb 15, 10 at 6:13pm
      • What's happening to life?

        Submitted by blackmetalcore on Mar 14, 10 at 12:02pm
      • "You better not shout, you better not cry, you better not pout. I'm tellin' you why: You're 11 years old and you have an iPhone, you little shit." --Dave Chapelle

        Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jun 30, 12 at 8:38pm
  • you'd be surprised at the things kids get nowadays

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:48am
  • I know lots of little kids- 8 and some even younger- who's mentally retarded parents get them fucking iPhones, PSPs, iPods, you name it. It's called being a spoiled brat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:08pm
  • If you said 12 i might have believed it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:47am
  • Dudes and dudettes. Stop being so closed-minded. Nowadays is FAR different from when we were kids. I'm an educator. I've caught 2nd graders in the closet naked and grinding, trying to have sex. And I've had 5 year old kids in my classes with cell phones and other electronic devices which I've had to confiscate. Way different world. They have technology and they learn the general idea of what dicks and pussies are way too young.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:40pm
  • HEY EVERYONE? HOW ABOUT WE KEEP ASKING WHY 8 YEAR OLDS HAVE PHONES? NOT LIKE IT'S GETTING OLD OR ANYTHING. i hate people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:17pm
  • "daddy, what's a pussy... and why is junior going to punish it?"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:26pm
  • Since when do 8 year olds have cell phones?!!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:36pm
  • Why does an 8 year old need a cell phone? Also, akward.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:58am
  • QUICK HIDE THE CP BEFORE THE 8 YEAR OLD CATCHES ON

    Submitted by Xatu on Aug 28, 10 at 6:20pm
  • I'm not sure which is worse, the situation or pick-up line.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 6:03pm
  • Why does an 8 year old have a phone???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 10:04am
  • An 8 year old with a cell phone. Welcome to the 21st century...

    Submitted by aisx3 on May 2, 10 at 7:15pm
  • Sounds like sister will be hiding Mittens tonight

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:39pm
  • Dumbass mom for getting her a cell at 8.,. Fake btw

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 12:45pm
  • not to stick up for 8 year olds with cell phones....but.....it's a scary ass world and kids need to check in with their parents when they are out playing or at a friends house......just saying

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:39pm
  • Why does an 8 year old have a cell phone?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:07pm
  • giving a cell phone to an 8 year old is moronic

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 9:21pm
  • poor sister. that may have scarred her for life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:01pm
  • why is it that 1/2 of the responses are from pedo's and the other 1/2 are from ppl more concerned bout the age of the sister and her having a cell. this is funny, i pity the poor bastard for having to explain himself the next day though.

    Submitted by hairbutt on Feb 27, 10 at 4:39am
  • It's 2009. 5 year olds hAve iPhones

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 8:13pm
  • so did you follow through?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 11:52am
  • I was just going to say the same thing, 12:44. "Punish her pussy" is lame even for dirty talk.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:47pm
  • Why does an 8 year old have a cell phone?!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 2:39am
  • WHY DOES AN 8 YEAR OLD HAVE A CELL PHONE?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:37pm
  • He's gonna say it's nap time or something watch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:48pm
  • hahahahaha lamorofl nice id do her loli for life!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 3:17pm
  • Just cuz you didn't have a phone when you were 8 doesn't mean nobody gets one at that age. Fuckin retards

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:15am
  • my 8 year old niece has a cell phone because she is diabetic and needs to be able to reach her mom or 911 at all times...

    Submitted by mahshell on Dec 2, 11 at 1:03am
  • Why the fuck does an 8 year old have a cell phone? And who teaches and 8 year old what pussy means?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 1:32am
  • glad to know im not the only one that gets turned on by a guy telling me hes gonna punish my pussy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 5:13pm
  • So even if the kid are great grade, nice, grateful kids they're spoiled brats for getting a gift? Fuck you all, if you got that stuff back than, would you be sayoing it? Nope, I didn't get that back than, see me caring? Nope

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:48pm
  • Yeah really? A cell phone!

    Submitted by chipthetoymaster on Jul 23, 10 at 1:53pm
  • well its a good thing you didnt send it to your fuck buddy cause saying 'punish your pussy' probably would have ruined any chance of you getting any

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:51pm
  • Ummm... There is a g in fucking, did u see it or do i need to make it bigger FUCKING< thats the g... Retard:)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:40am
  • What was her reply Ha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 29, 10 at 11:34am
  • Reallz? 4 ? Yeah we are with technology but no damn 4 year old needs an iPhone. How responsible could she be ? SHE'S FOUR.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 8:37am
  • I am going to stick a cell phone in my wife's hoohsh so my boy has immediately. Them I can text with my dick in the mesntime

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:29pm
  • why does your 8 yr old sister have a phone??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:56pm
  • What if she replied and said she did!?!?xp

    Submitted by Jacksonz on Aug 25, 11 at 10:34pm
  • Why would an 8 year old even have a cell phone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 6:44pm
  • Your eight year old sister has a cell phone?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:01pm
  • my nephew is six and has a sidekick. cell phone. with unlimited text messaging. he also has the PSP and ipod like someone was talking about. Spoiled brat, indeed. So this may or may not be a fake text. Regardless.. who cares.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:39pm
  • An 8 year old has text??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 7:14pm
  • Well???? Whose pussy ended up getting punished????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 9:13am
  • Do 8yr olds even know what pussy is?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:19pm
  • It clearly says 8. My daughter has one who is 9. She talks to her father who lives in another state. My. Ex used to say he'd punish my pussy. His dick was too big so he was right. Secretly wishing I had that problem now.lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 10:59pm
  • Y does your 8 year old sister have a phone anyway?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 11:51pm
  • 6:03 I'll punish your pussy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 7:11pm
  • Umm.. no, 6:03, you are not. I myself would love to have my "pussy punished."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 6:12pm
  • Everyone in my town has a cell phone. My cousin got one when he was 7 and a psp when he was 6. But also, just because you're rich doesn't mean you would have all that. Some conservative or reserved parents might not their kid to have that stuff yet.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:01pm
  • 5:08 that shit isn't true there is not enough rad emitted by a cell fone to hurt u, I'm 13 and have had a cell dice i was 8 and a half

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 11:03pm
  • I should probably ask why an eight year old has a cell phone.. hopin on that bandwagon.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 11:15pm
  • What 8 year old has a cell phone?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 5:08am
  • what's fucked up is the little cock tease probably didn't put out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:10am
  • WTF...... W. T. F.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 6:22pm
  • DAAAAAAYUMMMMMM wouldntletthatshithappentomethoooo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 3:46am
  • Who cares that you texted your sister? You weren't going to get any anyways using a line like that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:25pm
  • Aahahah one of my faves

    Submitted by Smophie on May 14, 11 at 12:37pm
  • My 8 year old cousin has a cell. Spoiled brat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:17pm
  • dude, that's fucked up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:05am
  • Oh hell no. This is why I'm suicidal

    Submitted by WideVocabulary on May 27, 11 at 12:50pm
  • I actually laughed out loud hahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:33am
  • fake or not this was some funny ass shit... this was a great laugh!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 1:14am
  • yeah not going to lie, this made me laugh, but thats awk as fuck to send that to your little sister......

    Submitted by babbyj3ss1108 on Oct 11, 11 at 8:36pm
  • Last names bro, last names will SAVE YOU, trust me on that, last names have prevented me from texting family members to come over and get wasted xD

    Submitted by twodou on Oct 21, 10 at 4:20pm
  • I doubt she even understood your meaning of "pussy." When I was her age, I thought people were talking about cats.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 5:07pm
  • He deserves it for telling the woman that he would "punish her pussy." Either he's a terrible lay or a wannabe, low budget porn star.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:44pm
  • Wtf this is in my area, my sisters name is sarah and she just turned 8 yesterday. She doesnt have a phone though

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:01pm
  • I call shenanigans.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:46am
  • dude... i feel bad for both of you. youre both scared for life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:14am
  • lol I dont mind if it's true or not, it's FUCKING hilarious anyways :P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:02pm
  • @4:13 so her pimp can get ahold of her

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:22pm
  • ...You texted Fred didn't you...

    Submitted by coexiist_am_good on Feb 27, 11 at 11:27pm
  • I know of a 5 yr old who has one. It has the numbers programmed. Has two large keys... One for Mom and one for Dad. She knows it's for an ER only.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 12:34am
  • I made sure to change my little sister's name in my cell to say (sister) when this came up for me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:33pm
  • I work with kindergarden and its true.. even SIX YEAR OLDS have a damn cell phone with text... *

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 3:52am
  • Oops

    Submitted by GOV on Feb 10, 11 at 3:57am
  • wow um im glad i always pute them by idk there name and last intitail before i text the wrong person and just wow

    Submitted by teenmom15 on Oct 24, 10 at 12:34am
  • Even though I laughed out loud, this is still prettyu fucked up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 11:19am
  • your 8 yr. old sister has a cell phone???? i didnt get one till i was 16.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 4:01am
  • Your 8 year old sister has a phone?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:09am
  • That's fucking gross 12:30 you should be on how to catch a predator you sick fuck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:38pm
  • y does an 8 yr old have a cell phone?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:03pm
  • That's why u always call.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:03pm
  • I can totally relate... My 10 year old brother an my fuck buddy are named freon! Da Brooklyn kid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:39pm
  • i can't even laugh at this because it's so fake. what 8-year-old has a cellphone?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:38pm
  • Just tell her it was about a cat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:46pm
  • Yet another reason why 8 year olds shouldn't have phones, and another reason why you don't keep your family members in your cell.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:39pm
  • Why does an 8 year old have a cell phone?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 10:09am
  • 8 yr olds don't have enough strength or coordination to give a HJ. He'll have to do it himself and just give her a load in the face. Kid's gotta learn sometime. Home schooling is safer

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:04pm
  • I hope it was your sister. Young poon = good poon

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:37pm
  • I know someone who just got his 9-year-old daughter a cell phone. It's fucking pathetic. But somehow I don't think this one is real. But if it is, maybe the little girl doesn't yet know what "pussy" even means.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:23pm
  • If she's old enough for a cell phone she's old enought to have her pussg punished.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 1:02am
  • & im 18 now so its not like cell phones werent around before i was 16

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 4:04am
  • he's from the pawpaw patch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:29pm
  • Why in the world does an eight year old have a cell phone

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 5:07pm
  • This one made me laugh really hard!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:27am
  • Ur fucked

    Submitted by imsly12345 on Mar 23, 10 at 9:15am
  • Wow Shut up like 2005 every ten year old had a phone

    Submitted by bb0222 on May 8, 10 at 6:21pm
  • It's not fake, when I was 8 you were a loser if you didn't have a cell.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:28pm
  • I feel bad for the 8 yr old. She probably thought u meant her pussy cat, but everyone else knows what u meant

    Submitted by godofsex on Mar 31, 12 at 1:31am
  • AHHHHHHHHHHHH!..........

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 12:14am
  • I had a cell phone when I was 9 so it's not like young kids never get phones. And yes I had texting.

    Submitted by JLM98 on Jan 6, 12 at 5:43pm
  • That's when you sprint home, knock the phone away and delete the message

    Submitted by TheOzoneLayer on Feb 22, 11 at 2:35pm
  • lol @ sept 15 5:53 pm.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 4:17am
  • Lots of elementary school kids have cells now. It's ridiculous. Really sucks for this guy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 4:53am
  • Why does an 8 year old have a cell phone?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 6:27pm
  • 8 year old owning a cell phone aside...\nThis is going to make Thanksgiving Dinner one awkward mess.

    Submitted by Maufiro on Feb 4, 12 at 8:42am
  • First off, children need to be able to contact their parents, etc. \nSecond off, that turns me on, maybe it would do the same for the fuck buddy!

    Submitted by makayyy on Jul 23, 11 at 12:21am
  • This wouldn't be a problem if your 8 yr old sister didn't have a cell phone. wtf

    Submitted by Laxrat1 on May 18, 10 at 1:44pm
  • Why does an 8 year old have a cell phone?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:21pm
  • Dumbass, should have put them as different contacts

    Submitted by dfws on Mar 13, 11 at 4:48pm
  • Is your sister hot?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 6:27pm
  • my little brother got a cell phone when he was 4.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:21pm
  • fake. nice try, though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 5:41pm
  • ok even if the 8 year old has a cell, why?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:40pm
  • if it was fake he probably would've said his sis was older. either way, an 8 yr old doesn't know what pussy means anyway

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:25pm
    • Most 8 year olds are already having sex. It's kinda sad how parents are raising their kids nowadays. I'd say the kid would know what a pussy is though.

      Submitted by majoycreepy69 on Jul 19, 10 at 10:38pm
  • Why does an 8 year old have a cell phone?

    Submitted by meerkatman17 on Jun 28, 11 at 12:25pm
  • Yeah, this is BS...kids get cell phones at a young age, yes, but 8? give me a break. Either way I'm sure the 8 year old would still have no idea what a "pussy" is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:16pm
  • @140 sure... 2nd graders grinding? Quit lying.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:43pm
  • was i really just called a dudette? back to the 90's my friend, back to the 90's.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:43pm
  • true but 8 is still pushing it..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:10pm
  • It isn't too crazy. Maybe the parents are divorced and she's alone a lot. Who knows

    Submitted by TheOzoneLayer on Feb 24, 11 at 10:34pm
  • 330-256-5150. Prank call this kid. He getts sooo mad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 7:20pm
  • Ha, 8 isn't as bad as 4. But really wtfff? That's so damn young. What 8 year old needs a phone ? Nine if there friends probabaly have one and they would always be with there parents so yeah.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 8:33am
  • I dont care if you people wanna call this BS or not THAT IS FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 12:03am
  • 8 year olds have cell phones these days. I know a couple of 6 year olds that have them! it's crazy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 3:58am
  • EVERYBODY WHO IS ASKING Y AN 8 YEAR ILD HAS A CELL PHONE SHUT THE HELL UP! I KNOW AT LEAST 20 8 YEARS OLDS THAT HAVE A CELL PHONE!! fucking idiots

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:28pm
  • my though exactly 4:09. i call bullshit on this one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 1:56pm
  • Sept. 19: 5:04, that's retarded. A 4 year old should never have an iPhone, or any cell, what good is it if they can't even dial their house, and how many friends does a 4 year old have? Dumbass..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 1:15pm
  • that is, fake fuck buddy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:16am
  • this is exactly why an 8 year old should NOT have a cell phone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:36pm
  • my 2 year old cousin constantly plays with phones, half the timekids dont even use em, its kinda pointless

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:01pm
  • Only in the South: Hey if a couple get married in Alabama and get divorced in California; are they still brother and sister?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 7:50pm
  • If she has a cat you're good.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 5:47pm
  • "No! Don't hurt my kitty!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 8:36pm
  • Omg! That is awful, but so funny!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 9:52pm
  • why the hell does an 8 year old have a phone? who are you going to call or text at 8? and ipods? what music does an 8 year old listen to? I didnt get a phone till I was like 14 or something.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 7:20pm
  • Why the fuck does your 8 year old sister even have a cell phone?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:13pm
  • Since when do 8-year olds have phones? What the actual fuck.

    Submitted by abbi on Jun 1, 10 at 7:32pm
  • why the hell does your sister even have a cell for?

    Submitted by livigleegirl on Aug 5, 11 at 12:00pm
  • Why the fuck does your 8 year old sister have a cell phone? Jesus. Your parents are fucktards. Do they let her in chatrooms so she can talk to middle age men too? Or write love letters to guys in prison? What the hell is this world coming to?

    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on May 3, 13 at 4:35am
  • Why the hell does an 8-year-old have a phone in the first place?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:52pm
  • who even puts fuckbuddies in their phone as their actual names? Especially if they share a name with a family member

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:13pm
  • 11:55 That was awesome :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:05pm
  • punish her pussy? if a guy told me that I wouldn't be turned on what so ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 7:50am
  • This just proves that 8 year olds don't need cellphones... xD

    Submitted by HimeAngie on Mar 2, 10 at 12:50am
  • 1:40 if you are an educator what are you doing surfing tfln during school hours when you are supposed to be molding young minds??? Maybe you are part of the problem?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:45pm
  • why the fuck would and Eight year old have a cell phone, haven't you people heard of what cell phone radiation can do to the brain ESPECIALLY at such a young age !

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 5:08am
  • My sister is 5 and she has a fully functional cell phone. Not suprising, actually pretty believable

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:58pm
  • This is ridiculous and disgusting I hope this is not true. But then again if it isn't true you're a sick person for making it up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:47pm
  • I blame your stupid mom for getting her a cell at 8and chances are if she has a cell at 8 ... This isn't the first time she herd the word pussy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 10:06pm
  • Am I the only one that would be turned on if someone said "punish your pussy" to me?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 6:03pm
  • This makes me sick. I didn't get a cellphone until I was 13...any younger than that is just stupid. Over exposure. Waaaay too much exposure.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 5:26pm
  • 3:51, i totally agree! haha someone telling me they want to "punish my pussy" is definitely not a turn on.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:11pm
  • I know 6 year olds with iPhones...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:55pm
  • U nasty mother fucker.....

    Submitted by fireyblue on Feb 10, 11 at 3:03am
  • even a little weiner might work for the kid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 1:30pm
  • i don't think it's fake. my 7 yr old sister has a phone.. and an ipod. spoiledddd.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:45pm
  • did the cat spit a hairball on your favorite pants?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 5:55pm
  • 8 year olds should not have cell phones.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:10pm
  • A lot of 8 year olds have cell phones now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:05pm
  • That's what you get for getting an eight-year-old a cell phone. Good job, Mom and Dad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:31pm
  • Did you punish your little sisters pussy?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 4:53am
  • this was on FML. poser

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 12:52am
  • Why does an 8 year old need a phone? I'm almost 14 and don't have one!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 10:50pm
    • why is a 14 year old on this site.. you dont need to be reading some of this shit already!!

      Submitted by 3oh3bby on Jul 14, 10 at 3:28am
  • why the fuck would an 8 year old have a cell phone, let alone texting?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 7:50pm
  • Dude take what you can get, even if it is 8 years old.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 8:57pm
  • kids nowadays are fucking spoiled brats so she deserved it hahaha. he prob did punish her poon anyways. incest is best-ask my ex gf

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:28pm
  • That would be bad even in a WV area code!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 6:03pm
  • Lol bur whwre did she learn pussy and a cell at eieight!!! I got mine at 11

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 10:59pm
  • hopefully she thought you were talking about a cat?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:03pm
  • I work with elementary school kids, lots of 8 year olds have cell phones, it might be fake but if youre calling it fake for that reason youre an idiot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:52am
  • why the hell would an 8 yr old have a cell phone?

    Submitted by nightowl617 on Oct 5, 14 at 3:05am
  • ...and this is why last names in cell's are a good idea.

    Submitted by elayne0825 on Feb 23, 10 at 2:43am
  • Think the 8yr old is shaved?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:30pm
  • First off spoiled ass 8 year old has a phone?!\nSecond off that is such an fml moment! Lmao

    Submitted by aminnesotabunny on Apr 29, 12 at 10:30pm
  • punish her pussy = fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:15am
  • Messed up

    Submitted by brickstern2 on Aug 15, 10 at 6:14pm
  • you need to move to a WV area code.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 4:57am
  • Omg! So funny yet distrubing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 4:24pm
  • why does your 8 year old sister have a cell phone?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 5:06pm
  • Suckin! I didnt get a cell until I could afford one! I was 16! now 8 yr old are getting booty calls? fucking lame

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 4:24pm
  • Guys, 8 year olds having cell phones isn't that big of a deal. I got my first one as soon as I turned 3. You all obviously don't remember how difficult it is to get laid that young. I didn't get to lose my virginity until I was 5! That's old by today's standards. Please everyone, get in touch with the modern world!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 5:53pm
  • Looking forward to seeing how ur sis turns out in 10 yrs, either a huge whore or a lesbian...all thanks to u..good job ;^)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 4:59pm