I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
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You just got McFucking threatened!!
Well that escalated quickly...
This just made my dick shrivel up and my whole body chill....
Paper cut on the urethra?! Damn. That's McEvil.
ow ow ow ow ow ow
Sexting... Your doing it wrong
Haha...That escalated quickly...Lmao.
Couldn't finish reading without cringing
Well McFuck me gently with a chainsaw.
It would never heal, ammonia would so burn.
Now we know what genre of porn this hungry boy watches