We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
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Moving is quite possibly the most unpleasant thing in the world. He should get anal for helping you. Twice.
Better, she is his weekend slut and nothing is off limits.
I think "hes doesn't know how much shit I have" was in reference to her std's. That's why its unfair.
Doesn't matter, got head and a workout.
Till you choke on my penis
Ok but you have to swallow to! Only fair
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move books.
hire Mexicans at home depot 20 bucks and your moved...blow job for not lifting a thing heavier then a 6 pack of beer