yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
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You are a fantastic person.
Rule 69: It doesn't have to be December 25th for it to be christmas.
Gonna be awesome when all the guys cumming buckets over this text find out its from a dude.
I am gonna call every number in the 614 area code until I find you. You're that awesome!!!
Yes, Virgin, there is a Santa Claus.
You need to reproduce......there should be more people like you in the world!
How does anyone consider this a bad night?!?
How does one become a saint in the church? Because you are well on your way.
Ah, Columbus.. Stay classy.
Can you be my friend too please?
What a friend. Friends I guess since someone else was needed for the threesome.
You, my dear, are a god.
Well at least you're good for something to someone. Let's hope he doesn't get the STI experience from you as well...
I wish all my chick friends were that way
I'm a Chick and I like you!!
You deserve a trophy.
Ahh the ol' good samaritan. Classic.
He had to be a virgin. Who never do a least one of those things. Serious have 69 but bring on the other two.
I was aNaL (ized) once and it was an experience I enjoyed greatly. Don't knock it until you've tried it. Threesome, hmmm maybe someday?
this is how all whores should be..you are a wonderful person
Why aren't more women like you??
Because some of them have self respect.
Get over yourself.
Will you marry me?
I love you
Can I have your #
Where in Columbus can I find you??
I'm still a vergin... Hellllllppppp meeeeee :(
What would be funny is if he lied when he told her that so she'd pity fuck him.
The daughter of god.
yo, Arcturus, your named after a fucking star constellation. how about YOU get over yourself.
The fuck does my alias have to do with her being a prude cunt?
Nothing. You go prance around in the stars all you want hon. And I'm not being a "prude cunt" for suggesting that maybe some chicks should learn that they can be more than a sex toy.
I am sure those chicks know they can, they just choose not to. Get over it, and yourself. My alias=/=my opinion of myself.
Actually many of them suffer from low self-esteem or male attention issues.
Actually, you suffer from the Victorian delusion that women have no sex drive. I am a chick, and I love sex, with or without love behind it. (if the guy knows what he is doing... so not with you)
He is lying, duh.
Try asking Santa for that
It's a dude though. The person he's talking about has only given/recieved head. SWIM.
were are there more girl like this!?
I think this girl is a nursery caregiver that I know. Nothing she wouldn't do
So you had a threesome with another guy, had him screw him up the ass and then 69 with him? You are cruel.