yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
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You are a fantastic person.
Rule 69: It doesn't have to be December 25th for it to be christmas.
Gonna be awesome when all the guys cumming buckets over this text find out its from a dude.
Then all the girls can enjoy it instead.
I am gonna call every number in the 614 area code until I find you. You're that awesome!!!
Yes, Virgin, there is a Santa Claus.
You need to reproduce......there should be more people like you in the world!
How does anyone consider this a bad night?!?
How does one become a saint in the church? Because you are well on your way.
Can you be my friend too please?
Ah, Columbus.. Stay classy.
What a friend. Friends I guess since someone else was needed for the threesome.
You, my dear, are a god.
Well at least you're good for something to someone. Let's hope he doesn't get the STI experience from you as well...
I wish all my chick friends were that way
I'm a Chick and I like you!!
The daughter of god.
I love you
You deserve a trophy.
He had to be a virgin. Who never do a least one of those things. Serious have 69 but bring on the other two.
I was aNaL (ized) once and it was an experience I enjoyed greatly. Don't knock it until you've tried it. Threesome, hmmm maybe someday?
Ahh the ol' good samaritan. Classic.
Why aren't more women like you??
Because some of them have self respect.
Get over yourself.
this is how all whores should be..you are a wonderful person
Will you marry me?
Can I have your #
Where in Columbus can I find you??
I'm still a vergin... Hellllllppppp meeeeee :(
What would be funny is if he lied when he told her that so she'd pity fuck him.
yo, Arcturus, your named after a fucking star constellation. how about YOU get over yourself.
The fuck does my alias have to do with her being a prude cunt?
Nothing. You go prance around in the stars all you want hon. And I'm not being a "prude cunt" for suggesting that maybe some chicks should learn that they can be more than a sex toy.
I am sure those chicks know they can, they just choose not to. Get over it, and yourself. My alias=/=my opinion of myself.
Actually many of them suffer from low self-esteem or male attention issues.
Actually, you suffer from the Victorian delusion that women have no sex drive. I am a chick, and I love sex, with or without love behind it. (if the guy knows what he is doing... so not with you)
He is lying, duh.
Try asking Santa for that
It's a dude though. The person he's talking about has only given/recieved head. SWIM.
were are there more girl like this!?
I think this girl is a nursery caregiver that I know. Nothing she wouldn't do
So you had a threesome with another guy, had him screw him up the ass and then 69 with him? You are cruel.