Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
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Oh whiskey dick, my arch nemesis
Maybe if you offer $10 this time there will finally be a winner
Hopefully he's bullshitting and he's just an a-grade wingman. Yiewww
"My cousin" is a weird name for your junk.
There's a bar here in Winnipeg called Whiskey Dix. Coincidence? You decide.
Maybe he doesn't like ladies
I disabled a laser with my dick.
nomination for best wing man ever.....
Sounds like something I'd do to my cousin.