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  • Submitted by Tic on Jul 29, 10 at 2:38pm

    I bet her dad's name is Jack Daniels and her mom's name is...Vodka...

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      Submitted by CherokeeKid48 on Jun 14, 11 at 1:38am

      actually her name is allotta fagyna

  • Submitted by YaMammY on Jul 29, 10 at 2:59pm

    Those kids are destined for greatest... In your local titty bar

  • Submitted by legonut4 on Jul 29, 10 at 3:06pm

    It's funny because they have names of alcoholic beverages.

  • Submitted by mvalle18 on Jul 29, 10 at 2:45pm

    Uh..I'm guessing this is a black family

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      Submitted by urallstupid on Jul 29, 10 at 6:25pm

      No, if it was the names would be Shaniqua, Lafawnda, and Rochelle or something along those lines.

  • Submitted by dre623 on Jul 29, 10 at 3:40pm

    haha! She's black isn't she? I bet if you do a little investigating, she probably has two cousins named Porche and Mercades.

  • Submitted by blite on Jul 29, 10 at 2:39pm

    Mr and mrs jim beam?

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    Submitted by arthurlux on Jul 29, 10 at 2:42pm

    An alcoholic and a stripper. Wait, make that two alcoholics and the mom's a stripper.

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    Submitted by ese_suerte_loco on Jul 29, 10 at 2:52pm

    That's fucking awesome, ey

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    Submitted by youSuck12 on Nov 11, 10 at 2:58am

    Dated a girl named Brandi... Lol not seplled right but still

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    Submitted by amonymous on Jul 29, 10 at 3:26pm

    I mean, cmon, could this happen in any other country?

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    Submitted by Tylertc13 on Jul 29, 10 at 5:24pm

    Had a girlfriend named brandi once. The whore cheated on me.

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    Submitted by ayomynameis on Jul 29, 10 at 11:58pm

    i have a friend named Jacqueline Danielle. Her parents loved jack daniels.

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    Submitted by shady11 on Jul 30, 10 at 10:08am

    Grandpa is Jim Beam and Grandma is Bailey!

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    Submitted by Reikage_Sanshi on Jul 30, 10 at 1:36am

    Met a girl named Margarita.

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    Submitted by yma on Jul 29, 10 at 7:08pm

    @mvalle18 @urallstupid\n\nBecause racial profiling is hilarious..

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    Submitted by booklover13 on Jul 29, 10 at 5:48pm

    Only in America

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    Submitted by henseltr on Jul 30, 10 at 2:39am

    If someone in her family is named Marsala, get the hell out of there.

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    Submitted by zire105 on Jul 29, 10 at 7:49pm

    their moms name is probably tequila

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    Submitted by CrazyChillah on Jul 29, 10 at 5:31pm

    haha, the hudson valley

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    Submitted by gdbear30 on Jul 30, 10 at 9:48am

    this is what happens when alcoholics procreate.

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    Submitted by TiCkLe_Me_EmO on Jul 29, 10 at 3:55pm

    My dogs are named Jack Daniels, Captain Morgan and Jill Hennessey. Jill Hennessey is an actress from Law and Order but her last name is great. They're not bLaCk though;) lol

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    Submitted by destructo on Jul 30, 10 at 3:23am

    Do their parents own a strip club?

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    Submitted by twilightsucksass on Jul 29, 10 at 3:16pm

    That would be one awesome fourgi

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    Submitted by nancydee on Jul 30, 10 at 12:33am

    MY AREACODE WHATS GOOD

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    Submitted by xxtesslcxx on Jul 29, 10 at 4:23pm

    Fuucking racist!

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    Submitted by stepdog on Jul 29, 10 at 2:34pm

    Cool story

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 10 at 7:02pm

    Hey girls, add sexyfun on messagenow for a good time;)

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    Submitted by lucky26 on Jul 30, 10 at 8:25am

    Of course they are black 

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    Submitted by mintyshake on Jul 29, 10 at 7:37pm

    I'm sure mom is an ex stripper who pushed put these whores when she was 15- now addicted to meth. Welcome to the family!