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  • 76 25
    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Feb 23, 12 at 11:54am

    Did he at least eat your taco for dessert?

    • 28 34
      Submitted by yumyum05 on Feb 23, 12 at 12:17pm

      bwahaha...

    • 21 39
      Submitted by bulllwinkle on Feb 23, 12 at 1:23pm

      depending on the race of OP, maybe it was a choco-taco? eh? eh? *wink wink nudge nudge*

  • 44 29
    Submitted by sharkslayer11 on Feb 23, 12 at 11:41am

    A real man always keeps a taco on deck!

  • 37 33
    Submitted by MrSlapChop on Feb 23, 12 at 5:01pm

    Did he have taco flavored kisses Jennifer Hopez?

  • 43 45
    Submitted by what_a_loser on Feb 23, 12 at 11:40am

    Off his shelf?

  • 35 30
    Submitted by WApple on Feb 23, 12 at 12:44pm

    I need tacos, I need them or I'll explode. that happiness to me some times

    • 27 28
      Submitted by GA_Peach on Feb 23, 12 at 8:19pm

      Hon you spelling properly would make this better...happens* I <3 you! Yes I know you can't spell your way out of a wet paper bag!

  • 37 37
    Submitted by redsox985 on Feb 23, 12 at 4:33pm

    He won a bet. This will be on the internet soon.

  • 34 31
    Submitted by iluvmy65 on Feb 23, 12 at 1:18pm

    his shelf dumbass.

  • 28 20
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Feb 24, 12 at 2:28am

    The taco was more yummy than you.

  • 26 18
    Submitted by GutterBalls on Feb 24, 12 at 10:39am

    I do like a saucy taco!

  • 24 29
    Submitted by haynay23 on Feb 24, 12 at 2:17am

    Thanks preppygirl. I've honestly been waiting for some sort of explanation on HOW!! It's been disturbing...

  • 33 50
    Submitted by WesPip on Feb 23, 12 at 5:12pm

    Does not compute. If you were fucking HIM, he'd drip taco on himself. To drip taco on you, gravity tells us he was on top, and as such much more likely to be fucking you than the converse. So.... Fake? Or just an idiot.

    • 28 33
      Submitted by preppygirl on Feb 24, 12 at 1:31am

      she could have been straddling him and on her knees and that is where the taco dripped.

  • 24 46
    Submitted by haynay23 on Feb 23, 12 at 12:26pm

    Didn't you just say he grabbed it from his shelf?? Oh wait, maybe not!! Btw are you human size? How a man can move while being fucked..!! Amazing taco series

  • 26 53
    Submitted by goosetastic on Feb 23, 12 at 12:09pm

    a real matcho man he is!