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  • Submitted by WorstTextEver on Jun 9, 10 at 12:15pm

    Those are called "Mac Attack's".

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 10 at 10:24am


  • Submitted by Herschel on Jun 9, 10 at 5:22pm

    I hope you called 911 before you sent this...

  • Submitted by LynnZee on Jun 9, 10 at 10:28am


  • Submitted by 2crazy4you on Jun 9, 10 at 12:59pm

    Not nice.

  • Submitted by yesssincest on Jun 9, 10 at 6:38pm

    I saw a guy have a seizure in burger king like 2 years ago....pretty much the same thing

    • Submitted by quoteXunquote on Jun 10, 10 at 1:36am

      Yeah, no it isn't. Educate yourself.

  • Submitted by zwuang on Jun 9, 10 at 12:14pm

    That's low, but still very fuking hilarious! And don't judge me.

  • Submitted by BlazeItUp on Jun 9, 10 at 6:17pm

    That's what you get fat fuck haha

  • Submitted by sandyg13 on Jun 9, 10 at 12:02pm

    Why would it have to be on the news for this to be real? Heart attacks happen all the time!

  • Submitted by jbwarner86 on Jun 9, 10 at 3:55pm

    666 thumbs up as of the time I post this. That explains the casual attitude towards human suffering - the OP must be Satan.

  • Submitted by YoungGun on Jun 9, 10 at 10:27pm

    Instead of calling 911 u used ur phone to send this aweful text

  • Submitted by k_y on Jun 9, 10 at 2:02pm

    Dude...can u say asshole. How is having a heart attack anywhere near classic?! Ur lame! >=O

  • Submitted by syddob on Jun 9, 10 at 10:33am

    Makes me want a big mac..... Real bad

  • Submitted by livestellar on Jul 8, 10 at 3:31am

    How much of a jerk can you be to think this is funny? Nevermind the fact that the asshole who said this was ALSO in McDonald's. Shame on you. That man is someone's dad or husband. How cold can you be?

  • Submitted by dukedelt1 on Jun 9, 10 at 8:16pm

    This is the funniest tfln I've read in a very long time

  • Submitted by marcusjay on Jun 10, 10 at 1:39pm

    I hope someone texts while you die, too.

  • Submitted by kcs99 on Jun 10, 10 at 2:15am

    Lyasaur - having a heart attack is anything but funny. Idiot

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 10 at 1:36pm


  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 10 at 10:23am

    First! I can be a lameass too! Btw u all suck.

  • Submitted by  on Jun 9, 10 at 4:05pm

    Haha... A total classic.....

  • Submitted by ₩¥€ on Jun 9, 10 at 1:24pm

    Haha fatty mcfat fat

  • Submitted by ldato on Jun 9, 10 at 11:10pm

    Love it!

  • Submitted by Young_Quake09 on Jun 12, 10 at 6:32am

    He have fries with that??

  • Submitted by NathanNathan on Jun 10, 10 at 9:51pm

    Everyone on this site is ghey now. This is hilarious.

  • Submitted by LyaSaur on Jun 9, 10 at 10:53pm

    To all those who complained:\nDude. Unless the person sending this text was the one making, paying for, and eating all the food APART from this guy, then there were obviously other people there to help him. I admit, this guy was an asshole. However, if the guy who had the heart attack ate there often enough to HAVE a heart attack WHILE have to admit, that's fucking hilarious. What goes around comes around.

  • Submitted by mcuneo22 on Jun 9, 10 at 10:48am

    Gotta call bullshit. That would make the news.

    • Submitted by smilesandsoap on Jun 9, 10 at 1:17pm

      Every day, 3000 people in the States have heart attacks. When was the last time you saw a story about someone having a heart attack on the news? I'm willing to bet it was a while ago and that the victim was someone famous.\n\nMedical issues are not news unless they're rare or afflict celebrities.

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    Submitted by grubbsj2 on Jun 6, 12 at 1:17pm

    Have a sense of most tfln's are fake

  • Submitted by seb11 on Jun 9, 10 at 7:20pm

    Haha go new jersey

  • Submitted by minimunchkinx3 on Jun 9, 10 at 4:12pm

    Lmaoo jersey<3 732<3

  • Submitted by twasadreeeeam on Jun 9, 10 at 11:23am


  • Submitted by floydwaters on Nov 27, 11 at 2:20am

    His fault for not takin care of himself- maybe the other people eating that shit learned their lesson