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  • Those are called "Mac Attack's".

    Submitted by WorstTextEver on Jun 9, 10 at 12:15pm

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 10 at 10:24am
  • Fitting

    Submitted by LynnZee on Jun 9, 10 at 10:28am
  • Not nice.

    Submitted by 2crazy4you on Jun 9, 10 at 12:59pm
  • I hope you called 911 before you sent this...

    Submitted by Herschel on Jun 9, 10 at 5:22pm
  • I saw a guy have a seizure in burger king like 2 years ago....pretty much the same thing

    Submitted by yesssincest on Jun 9, 10 at 6:38pm
  • That's low, but still very fuking hilarious! And don't judge me.

    Submitted by zwuang on Jun 9, 10 at 12:14pm
  • This is the funniest tfln I've read in a very long time

    Submitted by dukedelt1 on Jun 9, 10 at 8:16pm
  • That's what you get fat fuck haha

    Submitted by BlazeItUp on Jun 9, 10 at 6:17pm
  • Makes me want a big mac..... Real bad

    Submitted by syddob on Jun 9, 10 at 10:33am
  • Why would it have to be on the news for this to be real? Heart attacks happen all the time!

    Submitted by sandyg13 on Jun 9, 10 at 12:02pm
  • 666 thumbs up as of the time I post this. That explains the casual attitude towards human suffering - the OP must be Satan.

    Submitted by jbwarner86 on Jun 9, 10 at 3:55pm
  • Dude...can u say asshole. How is having a heart attack anywhere near classic?! Ur lame! >=O

    Submitted by k_y on Jun 9, 10 at 2:02pm
  • Instead of calling 911 u used ur phone to send this aweful text

    Submitted by YoungGun on Jun 9, 10 at 10:27pm
  • How much of a jerk can you be to think this is funny? Nevermind the fact that the asshole who said this was ALSO in McDonald's. Shame on you. That man is someone's dad or husband. How cold can you be?

    Submitted by livestellar on Jul 8, 10 at 3:31am
  • I hope someone texts while you die, too.

    Submitted by marcusjay on Jun 10, 10 at 1:39pm
  • Lyasaur - having a heart attack is anything but funny. Idiot

    Submitted by kcs99 on Jun 10, 10 at 2:15am
  • First! I can be a lameass too! Btw u all suck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 10 at 10:23am
  • Love it!

    Submitted by ldato on Jun 9, 10 at 11:10pm
  • Everyone on this site is ghey now. This is hilarious.

    Submitted by NathanNathan on Jun 10, 10 at 9:51pm
  • Dick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 10 at 1:36pm
  • He have fries with that??

    Submitted by Young_Quake09 on Jun 12, 10 at 6:32am
  • Haha... A total classic.....

    Submitted by  on Jun 9, 10 at 4:05pm
  • Haha fatty mcfat fat

    Submitted by ₩¥€ on Jun 9, 10 at 1:24pm
  • Haha go new jersey

    Submitted by seb11 on Jun 9, 10 at 7:20pm
  • To all those who complained:\nDude. Unless the person sending this text was the one making, paying for, and eating all the food APART from this guy, then there were obviously other people there to help him. I admit, this guy was an asshole. However, if the guy who had the heart attack ate there often enough to HAVE a heart attack WHILE have to admit, that's fucking hilarious. What goes around comes around.

    Submitted by LyaSaur on Jun 9, 10 at 10:53pm
  • Have a sense of most tfln's are fake

    Submitted by grubbsj2 on Jun 6, 12 at 1:17pm
  • Lmaoo jersey<3 732<3

    Submitted by minimunchkinx3 on Jun 9, 10 at 4:12pm
  • Gotta call bullshit. That would make the news.

    Submitted by mcuneo22 on Jun 9, 10 at 10:48am
    • Every day, 3000 people in the States have heart attacks. When was the last time you saw a story about someone having a heart attack on the news? I'm willing to bet it was a while ago and that the victim was someone famous.\n\nMedical issues are not news unless they're rare or afflict celebrities.

      Submitted by smilesandsoap on Jun 9, 10 at 1:17pm
  • Lmao....

    Submitted by twasadreeeeam on Jun 9, 10 at 11:23am
  • His fault for not takin care of himself- maybe the other people eating that shit learned their lesson

    Submitted by floydwaters on Nov 27, 11 at 2:20am