he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
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Shark bait Hoo Ha Ha!
We're gonna need a bigger vagina.
Why wouldn't he just ring a bell?
cause then she would just salivate
You have LOWWWWWWWWW standards
I guess the training paid off, he emotes you run over there like a wet between the legs teenager. Well done.
hey quit your bitching he's gunna eat you....he eating her..then he's gunna eat me.. OH MY GOOOOD!
Finally! A man who asks for what he wants in a clear and concise way.