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@4:22 yeah but that cunt wants to run for president. If she wins I know plenty of people, including me, that would be moving to Canada. Gotta love liberal California. :)
Bullshit she is. She's an insult to women everywhere and the biggest reason for republicans losing the 2008 election. Best political txt ever.
No, George W Bush and a Wall Street crash are why the Republicans lost. Palin was a gamble to get McCain back into the game that went poorly. That said, how do you get the "insult to women everywhere" thing?
For numerous reasons, including things like how she was meant to be "taken seriously" while propagating the nickname "sexy Sarah" and how the whole right wing told Hilary to stfu when inappropriate comments were made about her hair and wardrobe, but it was "sooo unfair" to analyze Sarah's look.\nOr the number of universities she had to go to to receive one undergraduate degree. Or the fact that her degree is in journalism and yet she was unable to say which newspapers she
... reads. Just for a start.
"wahhh, liberal agenda! Wahhh, the media! Wahhhhh, wahhhhh!" get over yourselves and admit that bitch is dumber than a soup sandwich.
10:29 is willfully ignorant. We hate because SHE can't speak intelligently about the issues. She clueless, incompetent, and clearly only in politics for the attention, thus making her theatrics funnier and worth less of our credulity.
Love that it's an ak area code
Don't complain about liberal vs. Conservative. I find it ignorant of people not to keep an open mind even if they don't necessarily agree with the other party. If you don't like it, keep it to yourself. And just for the record, I am NOT some drunken college idiot who doesn't care about anything. So you can keep that stereotype to yourself.
That should have been "Sarah Palin's Daughter"
10:47 you think vp is the second highest political position in our country?? Now that's funny!
What's the diffrence between her mouth and her vagina? Only one retarded thing came out of her vagina..
U all ate fucking liberal democrats, doesn't surprise me! In the least
What about the fact that BO doesn't even know how many states are in the USA? Isn't that part of general elementary curriculum?
In Soviet Russia, we can see Sarah Palin from our house.
The Soviet Union collapsed before anyone knew who she was. So good day sir, and fuck you.
Dude. It's a joke. Chill the fuck out.
Woo!! That's the first AK text I've seen!!
10:29... I might not be able to speak on the issues, but then again I wasn't running for the 2nd highest political position in one of the most powerful countries in the world.
Don't get me wrong, I hate the liberal agenda, but Palin is an idiot.
It's funny that she holds no political office and everyone is still talking about her. Maybe we should worry about the ones in office.
Why, she's as useful for this country as a screen door on a submarine!!
I will vote for her if she shows ger tits! After all getting naked is all woman are good for, you lieing filthy whores!
Hey 6:50, I don't Luke it at all. Dummy
I like to refer to her as Para Salin. Cause it's hilarious.
....and Sarah Palin is white...and a Conservative cunt.
...And you call us racists?
1125 yeah so do a lot of people who work in prudhoe bay before he left you jackass
Yeah, but it's not nearly as funny when you admit you're talking about her husband.
i think that all the people bitching about "liberal agendas" and how if they posted something from the "other side" it wouldnt get posted (on a TEXTING site) might be broadcasting to the wrong demographic..
hahahah Palins a dumbass who doesn't know anything and is a joke to the political world.
Makes me miss Alaska.
She sux. What's the diffrence between Sarah palins mouth and her pussy? Only one retarded thing came out of her pussy!! Haha I'm a sick lady!
As a lifelong 907er it's a damn shame palin was swallowed by the machine. She's not the sharpest spoon in the shed but she was better than frank asshole murkowski and do nothing Tony knowles. Def not national material but she helped get the state back on track finanially and ethicly
Haha are you kidding? Sarah palindrome is a joke . If she had ended up as VP, I would have been so embaressed for our country. The democrats aren't any better tho. Fuck em all.
Fuck politics and the government lol.
In soviet Russia we hope you elect that stupid MILF
Had the U.S.S.R. never collapsed, they would love Obama. Most Russians today love him. Putin is one of his biggest fans.
If it's po dunk Kentucky they'd be for palin. Rednecks don't vote their values... Only their brainwashed republican convictions.
“A wise man makes his own decisions, an ignorant man follows public opinion.” Don't call Republicans brainwashed.
Nailin Pailin = da shiz
Just in case none of you are aware, this "amazing woman" left her position as gov of Alaska to write a book and do a book tour. As alaskans I think we have the right to rag on her a bit. If you don't Luke it, don't read it. End of problem.
My President is black.
Your president is half white, 6.25% black, and 43.75% Arab.
She's the reason we have a black president now
Fuck republicans. Fuck democrats. Louis black said it best, "our political sytem is like a bowl of crap looking at itself in the mirror." people need to just think for themselves instead of siding with a party and voting for who they are told to vote for.
I know someone who fucked her
She writes talking points on her arm because she wants to convince the American people she's too good for a teleprompter. Oh and her stripper boots really suit her...
Another political text all these texts are so fake
Haha wtf 12:59 if there was a person who was the love child of Abe Lincoln and the virgin Mary EVERYONE would make fun of him.
Yeah I'm a republican and Im not afraid to admit that Sarah palin is an unqualified idiot who brings disgrace to the entire republican party. This text is hilarious
Fuckin awesome 907 all the way
5:29, I love you.
12:02 - you just discredited your comments by misspelling 'write' as 'right'. Sarah Palin is an idiot, and so are you.
9:35 - you are a retard who probably lives in Podunk, Kentucky - that's why noone caters to you
and you're probably an arrogant, elitist liberal east coast hipster. fuck off.
Downvoted for posting political convo. This site is getting pretty weak.
and its from alaska! amazing
Props 2:29 that's how to lay down the law hahaha
Hahaha BO, like body odor
Sarah palin can suck my dick
Yo, sarah is sexy as hell
Everyone who hates her can't speak on the issues but uses things that aren't a factor in hating on her.
This wasn't funny.
Lol, nailing palin, yeah that would be great to have a porn after our president,, people should get an iq test before their aloud to vote or drive, and when you fail, ur killed or fixed so you can't be aloud to reproduce like rabbits and make more welfair idiots that I have to pay for,
Well obviously. After all, it's not like eugenics has ever gone badly, right?
you guys dont even know. if you were from alaska you'd see how much of a piece of shit she is, and how she literally abandoned us once everyone started hating on her in the election.\n\nAK pride though, repppppin 907
She would still be 100 times better than obama
Um where? in your room maybe. shes got the stripper boots. She belongs NO WHERE NEAR the White House, or any place of Politics. She cant even keep her daughters legs closed from becoming a lovely preteen mommy who spews abstinance. Please. Sarah Palin is a Joke. Plain and simple.
Love the ak pride<333
I can see Russia from my house! :D
Hahaha, stupid twat. Joe 6-pack can go suck his
6 inch dick!!
Palins sexy as fuck
I agree with 12:02 she is the only politician
That I can actually listen to... She is awesome!!!
She fuck the haters!!!!
11:41, it's sharpest TOOL in the shed you dumbfuck!
12:37: your lack of spelling and grammar abilities makes you an idiot, too.
6:42 I hope she becomes president so people like you will leave. Eh
i would like for once to just see something politically conservative on this website. it sucks how liberal agendas keep getting shoved into here, and never once is there anything from the other side. It's disgusting how the media destroyed Sarah Palin during her campaign. Most people don't actually know anything about her, but know that their supposed to hate her just because of SNL and other liberally biased media outlets. Get your facts, don't drink the kool-aid
no, we hate her because she's the female equivalent of bush
I'm a fairly conservative person, at least on fiscal/foreign policy issues, but I know that I'm in a tiny minority on TFLN. This is a site for drunken college antics, it's going to be liberal-dominated. If I want politics I like, I go read Megan McArdle or Bill Whittle, not TFLN.
Fuck obama. Palin all the fucking way!
And she is sooooo retarded. Like, not as an insult here, but as an adjective. She's admitted that she doesn't know why there are two Koreas, why we fought Gulf Wars, shit like this. Idc if you don't go to vote in 2012, but if you do, for the love of god, please, right in your own name. Cuz politics is kinda fucking hopeless.
Tina fey wouldn't have been able to make fun of palin unless palin had already said all the stupid shit she said and been a political failure.
Have you ever actually watched Saturday Night Live? If you haven't, let me fill you in. It's political satire. That means that they satirize politicians. All politicians, not just the ones who are really stupid. Palin was one of the two most talked about politicians in the country when that sketch aired - they'd have made fun of her if she was the love child of Abraham Lincoln and the Virgin Mary.
This was a good one, but I wouldve said Barack Obama- it just wouldve NEVER made it to any website because of the fact that all things media come from the evil left
We're ashamed of her. Blech. Stop withe whore look already - have some class, Palin! Barack Obama FTW
And I just realized, and you can totally make fun of me here, that palin 2012=Mayan apocalypse 2012. You'd think with all the big words I use I couldve thought of that
There are many words I'd use to describe Palin, few of them complimentary, but "dirty" is not among them.
second. sarah palin is a smart and intelligent woman.
HAHAHAHAHA about as smart and intelligent (which mean the exact same thing, dumbass) as a pitbull
Hey Now. :( That's insulting to pitbulls.
She may have been attacked for issues that should have never been addresed; however, she is not what America needs. She needs to do another episode of SNL and entertain us in the manner she is good at.
Man, Sarah Palin 2012 is frighteningly possible. And the whole tea party thing? That's just asking dumbshit questions when the answer is one step of logical process ahead. They ask why we bailed out big banks when they were the problem? Hey dumbshit, if we didn't, we'd be up to our jugulars in economic Armageddon. The strongest political movement right now is based on reasoning skills of a 6 year old
B-b-b-but she can see Russia from her house so she would have the wisdom.... na, that woman is dangerous.
It's truly amazing how memes spread. I mean, I know Tina Fey looks a lot like Sarah Palin, but you're using a SNL quote as though it was said by the actual politician. The real Palin just said that there were parts of Alaska where you could see Russia, which is a true statement(though not especially meaningful).
shes fuckin bomb!!!!