I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
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Coat hanger for her, baseball bat for the douchebag that put his pre-pubescent man juice in her.
you know this one thumbs down is the dude that did it
I'll be sure to look for her on the next season of 16 and Pregnant.
My exact thought when I read this TFLN
we can all see that its a tfln you dont need to clarify...o btw if u didnt know this is a reply to ur comment
Oh shut up people you're reading this site in the first place so don't try to act all godly. CUZ THIS IS DEF NOT A GODLY SITE.
Oh fuck....cue up the self-righteous comments about how abortion is terrible and how this is no laughing matter because my husband and I miscarried 18 babies....please just save them. We heard them before and we are sick of them.
If you haven't finished high school yet and you get pregnate you should be forced to get an abortion. I don't want my tax money to pay your welfare checks
your so wrong. thats horrible to say. just cause you get pregnant in high school doesnt mean you should get an abortion.
oh yes i agree i got pregnant when i was 16 and i was still in high school now i'm 18 and bitch u dunt pay no shit well not to me cuz i dunt need no welfare!!!...some people can hadle their life without havein help from the goverment like me igth so get it straigh i bet we are da onez who r pay ur shit cuz u still not responsible to do it by yurself!
Yeah but you see I dont want my tax dollars to pay for your abortion...
If she wants an abortion she should have a fucking abortion. Shutup you close minded bitches.
I'm a republican and I find this HILARIOUS
In soviet Russia little 15 year old girl get YOU pregenant!
I am discussed that you laughed.
Really? When will people realize the "in soviet russia" thing isn't funny at all? It's annoying and obnoxious because every TFLN has one.
I don't care about the whole abortion thing. This is hilarious.
Comical!! Another hood rat my tax dollars will pay for
guys, relax, it's sarcasm. haha?
First of all, spell die right and 2nd this is a joke site, some of you 7th graders need to go play outside.
1:12 just because it's law doesn't make it right
How about anyone against 'pro murder' shut the fuck up. Let people do what they want, it's not your life so fuck off.
I think everybody should undergo forced and manditory sterilization, if you pass a test then you get to have kids.\n\nAnd the thing is going to die sooner or later, better sooner then later. Or you could let it enjoy the benifits of life, like watching all the things you love die or corrode. Give it a chance to make that one decision that can ruin another persons entire life. That seems logical to me.\n\nAnd if you're religious you'd be sending it to heaven before it is tainted with sin. But your t
abortion if she wants it, and they could just beam that bitch in her babymaker
She needs the support it's her choice just be there for her , and don't judge.
That's just great.
Nowon noes how two spell on thiss sight
All for the abortion unless she can get on 16 and pregnate
This is horrible. Neither text nor situation are funny.
I bet the older sister of this text isn't getting any ha ha
Nothing to laugh at.
7:32 wins. Couldn't agree more
2:14 hell yeah thanks for the support
That's what I'm talking about!!!!!!!! I would do the same thing!
Omg this is soo funny
Oh the 352. Gainesville you breed some classy people. ACR 4 LYFE
I think your mom should have used a coat hanger or a bat on you it's your choice
Chair jumping should be an olympic sport
In soviet Russia we kill pregnant women
Oh come on people....it's a JOKE...go join a anti abortion rally if u can't handle hillarity outta this....FUCKING REPUBLICANS!!!! GEEZE....ps thus shit made me almost cry I was laughing so hard :)
Haha falcon punch her these texts are always funny
In Soviet Russia, pregnancy tests you.
Y the fuck would u post this about ur sister u bitch or let ur friend post it even bigger bitch
She could always go on 16 & Pregnant on MTV...
Well he has stairs as another choice to push her down and 732 no truer words have ever been spoken.
Reckon there's a third choice?
1:17 learn to fucking spell and yes I am pro murder
In soviet Russia we don't have prenancy tests
That's totally something I'd say. Good friends are hard to come by :D
why should the innocent baby have to die? he or she werent the people that wanted to have sex. if you dont want the baby,dont have sex,or use a condom.
a cluster of cells is not a baby. sex is a part of any relationship. and condoms are about 95% effective, meaning that they're 5% ineffective.
For all you idiots...this is a joke.so if you can't take a joke....GETFO
Lmao that is so horrible. But it still made me laugh.
You never know - it could be another immaculate conception! Hey man Mary was the same age. And yes, that was sarcasm.
12:42. Hell yeah. That's what's up.
Drop kik her haha,
It should be both. Hanger for her, baseball bat for him. Lol
thats so fucked up
OMFG DAS HELLA FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm not against abortion, the problem here is the suggestion that this at-home amateur crap is okay\nit will probably kill you
Not a slut. Just a irresponsible child that things having sex is so much more important than ...you know....living a normal childhood. Going to school. etc.
The person two comments before mine:
it's obvious that you didn't finish high school shut up..
In soviet russia the baby has you
Well I am going to say gods against abortions blah blah blah but he's pro trailor parks I guess fuck no drop it like it's hot
Hahahaha this is hilarious! And I'm a chick
1:41 I was like WTF??? Oh. *laughs histerically*
funny as shit, grab a sense of humor
Yea! Another 15 year old mother, just what this world needs. Do they have Fischer Price condoms???
This is funny. Plain and Simple. (:
Oh my god... Clearly a joke, and pretty funny if you ask me. Jesus, get it together people
I wanna fuck George clinton
I'd like to see u take that bat, u might need a shitload of lube for that one, afterwards u can use the coathanger to rotter router ur lose caboose!
Expectant mothers who are 15 and younger are considered high risk because they are boy fully developed...how do they produce the healthiest babies???
if you meant "not" fully developed, thats not quite right. the reason that they have the healthiest babies is because the prime child bearing age is from when a girl has her first period until about 25.
genetically speaking, teenage mothers produce the healthiest and most spritely.\n\nif all babys were born of young people the world would be a healthier place.
Lmao fisher price condoms
Pro murder hell yeah!!!!!
That's funny as shit
Fuck my life
I agree with 12:42\nThis text is hilarious. Keep your political views to yourself.
Eviltoaster 10:02 - your sister had her hair dyed while having a baby? Multitasking at its finest!
My sister dyed in labor you fuck
Wow is all I have to say
Don't worry little ape the government will pay for your food and housing... Probably forever !
That really sucks get to watch secret life of an American teenager
Yeah, because TV is almost exactly like real life. Moron.
Lol @ 6:58
The libs are so confused, they want tolerance of anything and everything but are intolerant of anyone who disagrees. You stupid stupid drones... One term obama, going down as the worst president ever, but hey guys don't stop drinking at at the Jim jones/obama jungle juice jamboree
yeah, i fucking hate anyone who challenges my freedom. as in freedom to have an abortion, or freedom to marry if im a homosexual to name a few. so if that makes me intolerant, then you're god damn right.
A real brother would slap that hoe for not keeping it in the familly
Wow that's great, terrible, but the first thing that's made me laugh on here in awhile
ohhh my godd....
Damn I'm really annoyed by people who get all defensive
In soviet Russia we beat women
Pro choice is just a term libs use because the
turth is pro murder doesn't sound as good
What would be funnier is if the brother beat his sister to a pulp then took the coat hanger and shoved the coathanger through his friends wind pipe that texted this tripe, wrapped it around his spinal chord and yanked really hard.
Not funny doesn't belong on here
not funny at all
Or u Cud give it up for adoption
2:34 I won't keep my views to myself so ftw and all you teens better have hangers ready or I will come and get yoy
I find it funny that you all post your righteous ways on a comedic app/website. It's meant to make you laugh or cringe, not post your views on things. Suck it up, bitches. Coat hanger, btw.
Why use a coat hanger? Make her own up to bad choices and become an adult early since she wishes to engage in adult activities! If u choose to just kill the unborn person, are worthy of loving?
unborn PERSON? yeah hi the law says that a fetus is not a person until born. bitch all you want but your shitty old world bible viewpoints are dying out and the law isn't going to change anytime soon
a cluster of human cells is not a baby. it does not have consciousness. thats what pro-life supporters do not understand. to take a life means snuffing out consciousness.