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  • Submitted by TheRealThatGuy on Mar 4, 10 at 6:20am

    Coat hanger for her, baseball bat for the douchebag that put his pre-pubescent man juice in her.

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      Submitted by radaradarada on Mar 4, 10 at 3:08pm

      you know this one thumbs down is the dude that did it

  • Submitted by alyssaXOnicole on Mar 4, 10 at 6:20am

    I'll be sure to look for her on the next season of 16 and Pregnant.

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      Submitted by swikdifelice on Mar 5, 10 at 1:08am

      My exact thought when I read this TFLN

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        Submitted by openureyesasian on Nov 9, 11 at 3:32am

        we can all see that its a tfln you dont need to clarify...o btw if u didnt know this is a reply to ur comment

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 7:59am

    Oh shut up people you're reading this site in the first place so don't try to act all godly. CUZ THIS IS DEF NOT A GODLY SITE.

  • Submitted by anon33 on Mar 4, 10 at 7:32am

    Oh fuck....cue up the self-righteous comments about how abortion is terrible and how this is no laughing matter because my husband and I miscarried 18 babies....please just save them. We heard them before and we are sick of them.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 10:36am

    If she wants an abortion she should have a fucking abortion. Shutup you close minded bitches.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 12:42pm

    If you haven't finished high school yet and you get pregnate you should be forced to get an abortion. I don't want my tax money to pay your welfare checks

    • Submitted by soccerplayer00 on Mar 5, 10 at 4:16pm

      your so wrong. thats horrible to say. just cause you get pregnant in high school doesnt mean you should get an abortion.

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      Submitted by LILKUTEBUNNY08 on Mar 24, 10 at 3:42pm

      oh yes i agree i got pregnant when i was 16 and i was still in high school now i'm 18 and bitch u dunt pay no shit well not to me cuz i dunt need no welfare!!!...some people can hadle their life without havein help from the goverment like me igth so get it straigh i bet we are da onez who r pay ur shit cuz u still not responsible to do it by yurself!

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      Submitted by Capsgirl on Apr 1, 10 at 12:48am

      Yeah but you see I dont want my tax dollars to pay for your abortion...

  • Submitted by oompie on Mar 4, 10 at 1:42pm

    I'm a republican and I find this HILARIOUS

  • Submitted by joeyb on Mar 4, 10 at 9:13am

    In soviet Russia little 15 year old girl get YOU pregenant!

    • Submitted by thynameisjin on Mar 5, 10 at 12:52am

      bahahahahaha

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        Submitted by Iddy on Mar 6, 10 at 10:38pm

        I am discussed that you laughed.

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      Submitted by Iddy on Mar 6, 10 at 10:35pm

      Really? When will people realize the "in soviet russia" thing isn't funny at all? It's annoying and obnoxious because every TFLN has one.

  • Submitted by sumwanginyou on Mar 4, 10 at 7:17am

    Comical!! Another hood rat my tax dollars will pay for

  • Submitted by bethnphtamine on Mar 4, 10 at 7:45am

    I don't care about the whole abortion thing. This is hilarious.

  • Submitted by Anonymousssss on Mar 4, 10 at 7:59am

    guys, relax, it's sarcasm. haha?

  • Submitted by skymoney on Mar 4, 10 at 5:59pm

    How about anyone against 'pro murder' shut the fuck up. Let people do what they want, it's not your life so fuck off.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 8:22pm

    Nowon noes how two spell on thiss sight

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    Submitted by brownjd on Mar 6, 10 at 12:32am

    First of all, spell die right and 2nd this is a joke site, some of you 7th graders need to go play outside.

  • Submitted by jrook on Mar 4, 10 at 1:37pm

    I think everybody should undergo forced and manditory sterilization, if you pass a test then you get to have kids.\n\nAnd the thing is going to die sooner or later, better sooner then later. Or you could let it enjoy the benifits of life, like watching all the things you love die or corrode. Give it a chance to make that one decision that can ruin another persons entire life. That seems logical to me.\n\nAnd if you're religious you'd be sending it to heaven before it is tainted with sin. But your t

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    Submitted by bdaddy on Mar 4, 10 at 9:28am

    That's what I'm talking about!!!!!!!! I would do the same thing!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 4:26pm

    1:12 just because it's law doesn't make it right or moral.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 2:21pm

    2:14 hell yeah thanks for the support

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 11:00am

    All for the abortion unless she can get on 16 and pregnate

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    Submitted by crypticsage on Mar 4, 10 at 9:50am

    Chair jumping should be an olympic sport

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    Submitted by crunchbite on Mar 26, 10 at 12:02am

    That's just great.

  • Submitted by caisey656 on Mar 4, 10 at 7:42pm

    Y the fuck would u post this about ur sister u bitch or let ur friend post it even bigger bitch

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 12:43pm

    I bet the older sister of this text isn't getting any ha ha

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 8, 10 at 10:20am

    In soviet Russia we kill pregnant women

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 6:06am

    Nothing to laugh at.

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    Submitted by K09 on Mar 8, 10 at 1:41am

    You never know - it could be another immaculate conception! Hey man Mary was the same age. And yes, that was sarcasm.

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    Submitted by lorenn69 on Mar 5, 10 at 2:13am

    Omg this is soo funny

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 5, 10 at 7:25am

    She needs the support it's her choice just be there for her , and don't judge.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 6:35am

    This is horrible. Neither text nor situation are funny.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 5, 10 at 8:39am

    Yea! Another 15 year old mother, just what this world needs. Do they have Fischer Price condoms???

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 1:30pm

    Haha falcon punch her these texts are always funny

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 7:53am

    7:32 wins. Couldn't agree more

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    Submitted by theREDsubmarine on Mar 4, 10 at 5:26pm

    Oh the 352. Gainesville you breed some classy people. ACR 4 LYFE

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 9:15pm

    For all you idiots...this is a joke.so if you can't take a joke....GETFO

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 2:41pm

    um ew.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 2:14pm

    12:42. Hell yeah. That's what's up.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 7:39am

    Well he has stairs as another choice to push her down and 732 no truer words have ever been spoken.

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    Submitted by jthugnasty on Feb 14, 11 at 7:35pm

    Abortion!

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    Submitted by Manda_Bi on Mar 4, 10 at 6:19pm

    Shit happens..

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    Submitted by bdubz87 on Mar 31, 10 at 11:18am

    In Soviet Russia, pregnancy tests you.

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    Submitted by myeiha on Mar 7, 10 at 3:38pm

    funny as shit, grab a sense of humor

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    Submitted by help on Jul 25, 11 at 11:10pm

    abortion if she wants it, and they could just beam that bitch in her babymaker

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    Submitted by Anonoawesome on Mar 4, 10 at 6:58pm

    She could always go on 16 & Pregnant on MTV...

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    Submitted by madamcreepy69 on Mar 10, 10 at 11:41am

    This is funny. Plain and Simple. (:

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 4:33pm

    Yes

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 8, 10 at 11:40pm

    1:41 I was like WTF??? Oh. *laughs histerically*

  • Submitted by stev1995 on Mar 4, 10 at 10:32pm

    why should the innocent baby have to die? he or she werent the people that wanted to have sex. if you dont want the baby,dont have sex,or use a condom.

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      Submitted by not2worry on Jul 21, 10 at 3:55am

      a cluster of cells is not a baby. sex is a part of any relationship. and condoms are about 95% effective, meaning that they're 5% ineffective.

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    Submitted by AW_TFR on Mar 4, 10 at 10:03pm

    OMFG DAS HELLA FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 7:00pm

    Lmao that is so horrible. But it still made me laugh.

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    Submitted by courtaymichele on Mar 4, 10 at 11:42am

    Hahahaha this is hilarious! And I'm a chick

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 29, 10 at 3:21pm

    The person two comments before mine: it's obvious that you didn't finish high school shut up..

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    Submitted by hahasucka on Mar 4, 10 at 12:37pm

    Expectant mothers who are 15 and younger are considered high risk because they are boy fully developed...how do they produce the healthiest babies???

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      Submitted by not2worry on Jul 21, 10 at 3:43am

      if you meant "not" fully developed, thats not quite right. the reason that they have the healthiest babies is because the prime child bearing age is from when a girl has her first period until about 25.

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    Submitted by !? on Mar 4, 10 at 11:28pm

    I think your mom should have used a coat hanger or a bat on you it's your choice

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    Submitted by notidealist on Mar 4, 10 at 9:37am

    It should be both. Hanger for her, baseball bat for him. Lol

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    Submitted by seedless42 on Mar 6, 10 at 5:17am

    Oh my god... Clearly a joke, and pretty funny if you ask me. Jesus, get it together people

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    Submitted by franny493 on Mar 4, 10 at 4:28pm

    Hilarious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 1:55pm

    In soviet russia the baby has you

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    Submitted by diva718 on Mar 4, 10 at 8:56am

    Wow is all I have to say

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    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Mar 4, 10 at 10:18pm

    thats so fucked up

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 12:19pm

    Oh come on people....it's a JOKE...go join a anti abortion rally if u can't handle hillarity outta this....FUCKING REPUBLICANS!!!! GEEZE....ps thus shit made me almost cry I was laughing so hard :)

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    Submitted by unknown_chicky on Jan 29, 11 at 4:15am

    Reckon there's a third choice?

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    Submitted by xocorona1218 on Mar 4, 10 at 8:41pm

    Fucking hilarious

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    Submitted by kelsizzle on May 2, 10 at 5:30pm

    how 352...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 8, 10 at 10:21am

    In soviet Russia we don't have prenancy tests

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    Submitted by percival on Mar 5, 10 at 12:48am

    Eviltoaster 10:02 - your sister had her hair dyed while having a baby? Multitasking at its finest!

  • 59 79
    Submitted by chromezombie on Apr 13, 10 at 11:19pm

    Not a slut. Just a irresponsible child that things having sex is so much more important than ...you know....living a normal childhood. Going to school. etc.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 7:04pm

    Pro murder hell yeah!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 4:29pm

    Not funny...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 2:15pm

    Fuck my life

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 8, 10 at 10:42am

    I wanna fuck George clinton

  • Submitted by greasynig on Mar 4, 10 at 9:18pm

    Dumb nlgger

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    Submitted by KELLIS on Mar 4, 10 at 9:00pm

    I'd like to see u take that bat, u might need a shitload of lube for that one, afterwards u can use the coathanger to rotter router ur lose caboose!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 7:55am

    A real brother would slap that hoe for not keeping it in the familly

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    Submitted by tropicalfruit on Apr 21, 10 at 4:15pm

    ohhh my godd....

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    Submitted by moman19 on Mar 9, 10 at 10:10am

    That's funny as shit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 5:03pm

    The libs are so confused, they want tolerance of anything and everything but are intolerant of anyone who disagrees. You stupid stupid drones... One term obama, going down as the worst president ever, but hey guys don't stop drinking at at the Jim jones/obama jungle juice jamboree

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      Submitted by not2worry on Jul 21, 10 at 3:53am

      yeah, i fucking hate anyone who challenges my freedom. as in freedom to have an abortion, or freedom to marry if im a homosexual to name a few. so if that makes me intolerant, then you're god damn right.

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    Submitted by pseudonym on Mar 4, 10 at 2:34pm

    I agree with 12:42\nThis text is hilarious. Keep your political views to yourself.

  • Submitted by greasynig on Mar 4, 10 at 8:43am

    Don't worry little ape the government will pay for your food and housing... Probably forever !

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 1:19pm

    Well I am going to say gods against abortions blah blah blah but he's pro trailor parks I guess fuck no drop it like it's hot

  • Submitted by eviltoaster on Mar 4, 10 at 10:02pm

    My sister dyed in labor you fuck

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 1:54pm

    1:17 learn to fucking spell and yes I am pro murder

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    Submitted by steelerschic749 on Mar 4, 10 at 10:02pm

    Not funny

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 8, 10 at 10:21am

    In soviet Russia we beat women

  • Submitted by Weaz on Mar 4, 10 at 12:21pm

    Drop kik her haha,

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 2:56pm

    2:34 I won't keep my views to myself so ftw and all you teens better have hangers ready or I will come and get yoy

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    Submitted by chaotiksmurf on Mar 30, 10 at 12:35pm

    Lmao fisher price condoms

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 11:58pm

    Lol @ 6:58

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    Submitted by Cauchemardeux on Apr 1, 10 at 12:59pm

    That's totally something I'd say. Good friends are hard to come by :D

  • Submitted by kaylakayla on Mar 4, 10 at 11:16am

    Amen.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 6:07am

    That really sucks get to watch secret life of an American teenager

    • Submitted by quoteXunquote on Mar 4, 10 at 12:48pm

      Yeah, because TV is almost exactly like real life. Moron.

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    Submitted by smithhart on Dec 26, 11 at 1:50am

    Damn I'm really annoyed by people who get all defensive

  • Submitted by hootenanny on Mar 4, 10 at 12:30pm

    genetically speaking, teenage mothers produce the healthiest and most spritely.\n\nif all babys were born of young people the world would be a healthier place.

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    Submitted by ronzr3 on Aug 1, 11 at 4:24am

    Yes!!!!

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    Submitted by Naim on May 6, 10 at 12:13pm

    Wow that's great, terrible, but the first thing that's made me laugh on here in awhile

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 1:17pm

    Pro choice is just a term libs use because the turth is pro murder doesn't sound as good

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    Submitted by jimjobob92 on Mar 17, 13 at 5:28pm

    I find it funny that you all post your righteous ways on a comedic app/website. It's meant to make you laugh or cringe, not post your views on things. Suck it up, bitches. Coat hanger, btw.

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    Submitted by aninja on Oct 19, 11 at 11:12pm

    I'm not against abortion, the problem here is the suggestion that this at-home amateur crap is okay\nit will probably kill you

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 5, 10 at 7:05am

    Or u Cud give it up for adoption

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 7:39am

    not funny at all

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 7:14am

    Why use a coat hanger? Make her own up to bad choices and become an adult early since she wishes to engage in adult activities! If u choose to just kill the unborn person, are worthy of loving?

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      Submitted by xsaint on Mar 4, 10 at 1:12pm

      unborn PERSON? yeah hi the law says that a fetus is not a person until born. bitch all you want but your shitty old world bible viewpoints are dying out and the law isn't going to change anytime soon

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      Submitted by not2worry on Jul 21, 10 at 4:01am

      a cluster of human cells is not a baby. it does not have consciousness. thats what pro-life supporters do not understand. to take a life means snuffing out consciousness.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 6:47am

    Not funny doesn't belong on here

  • Submitted by cazzo on Mar 4, 10 at 10:30am

    What would be funnier is if the brother beat his sister to a pulp then took the coat hanger and shoved the coathanger through his friends wind pipe that texted this tripe, wrapped it around his spinal chord and yanked really hard.