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  • Coat hanger for her, baseball bat for the douchebag that put his pre-pubescent man juice in her.

    Submitted by TheRealThatGuy on Mar 4, 10 at 6:20am
  • I'll be sure to look for her on the next season of 16 and Pregnant.

    Submitted by alyssaXOnicole on Mar 4, 10 at 6:20am
  • Oh shut up people you're reading this site in the first place so don't try to act all godly. CUZ THIS IS DEF NOT A GODLY SITE.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 7:59am
  • Oh fuck....cue up the self-righteous comments about how abortion is terrible and how this is no laughing matter because my husband and I miscarried 18 babies....please just save them. We heard them before and we are sick of them.

    Submitted by anon33 on Mar 4, 10 at 7:32am
  • If you haven't finished high school yet and you get pregnate you should be forced to get an abortion. I don't want my tax money to pay your welfare checks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 12:42pm
    • your so wrong. thats horrible to say. just cause you get pregnant in high school doesnt mean you should get an abortion.

      Submitted by soccerplayer00 on Mar 5, 10 at 4:16pm
    • oh yes i agree i got pregnant when i was 16 and i was still in high school now i'm 18 and bitch u dunt pay no shit well not to me cuz i dunt need no welfare!!!...some people can hadle their life without havein help from the goverment like me igth so get it straigh i bet we are da onez who r pay ur shit cuz u still not responsible to do it by yurself!

      Submitted by LILKUTEBUNNY08 on Mar 24, 10 at 3:42pm
    • Yeah but you see I dont want my tax dollars to pay for your abortion...

      Submitted by Capsgirl on Apr 1, 10 at 12:48am
  • If she wants an abortion she should have a fucking abortion. Shutup you close minded bitches.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 10:36am
  • I'm a republican and I find this HILARIOUS

    Submitted by oompie on Mar 4, 10 at 1:42pm
  • In soviet Russia little 15 year old girl get YOU pregenant!

    Submitted by joeyb on Mar 4, 10 at 9:13am
    • bahahahahaha

      Submitted by thynameisjin on Mar 5, 10 at 12:52am
    • Really? When will people realize the "in soviet russia" thing isn't funny at all? It's annoying and obnoxious because every TFLN has one.

      Submitted by Iddy on Mar 6, 10 at 10:35pm
  • Comical!! Another hood rat my tax dollars will pay for

    Submitted by sumwanginyou on Mar 4, 10 at 7:17am
  • I don't care about the whole abortion thing. This is hilarious.

    Submitted by bethnphtamine on Mar 4, 10 at 7:45am
  • guys, relax, it's sarcasm. haha?

    Submitted by Anonymousssss on Mar 4, 10 at 7:59am
  • First of all, spell die right and 2nd this is a joke site, some of you 7th graders need to go play outside.

    Submitted by brownjd on Mar 6, 10 at 12:32am
  • 1:12 just because it's law doesn't make it right or moral.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 4:26pm
  • How about anyone against 'pro murder' shut the fuck up. Let people do what they want, it's not your life so fuck off.

    Submitted by skymoney on Mar 4, 10 at 5:59pm
  • I think everybody should undergo forced and manditory sterilization, if you pass a test then you get to have kids.\n\nAnd the thing is going to die sooner or later, better sooner then later. Or you could let it enjoy the benifits of life, like watching all the things you love die or corrode. Give it a chance to make that one decision that can ruin another persons entire life. That seems logical to me.\n\nAnd if you're religious you'd be sending it to heaven before it is tainted with sin. But your t

    Submitted by jrook on Mar 4, 10 at 1:37pm
  • abortion if she wants it, and they could just beam that bitch in her babymaker

    Submitted by help on Jul 25, 11 at 11:10pm
  • Nowon noes how two spell on thiss sight

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 8:22pm
  • All for the abortion unless she can get on 16 and pregnate

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 11:00am
  • She needs the support it's her choice just be there for her , and don't judge.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 5, 10 at 7:25am
  • That's just great.

    Submitted by crunchbite on Mar 26, 10 at 12:02am
  • I bet the older sister of this text isn't getting any ha ha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 12:43pm
  • This is horrible. Neither text nor situation are funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 6:35am
  • That's what I'm talking about!!!!!!!! I would do the same thing!

    Submitted by bdaddy on Mar 4, 10 at 9:28am
  • 7:32 wins. Couldn't agree more

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 7:53am
  • Nothing to laugh at.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 6:06am
  • 2:14 hell yeah thanks for the support

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 2:21pm
  • Omg this is soo funny

    Submitted by lorenn69 on Mar 5, 10 at 2:13am
  • um ew.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 2:41pm
  • Oh the 352. Gainesville you breed some classy people. ACR 4 LYFE

    Submitted by theREDsubmarine on Mar 4, 10 at 5:26pm
  • Chair jumping should be an olympic sport

    Submitted by crypticsage on Mar 4, 10 at 9:50am
  • I think your mom should have used a coat hanger or a bat on you it's your choice

    Submitted by !? on Mar 4, 10 at 11:28pm
  • In soviet Russia we kill pregnant women

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 8, 10 at 10:20am
  • Haha falcon punch her these texts are always funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 1:30pm
  • Oh come on people....it's a JOKE...go join a anti abortion rally if u can't handle hillarity outta this....FUCKING REPUBLICANS!!!! GEEZE....ps thus shit made me almost cry I was laughing so hard :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 12:19pm
  • In Soviet Russia, pregnancy tests you.

    Submitted by bdubz87 on Mar 31, 10 at 11:18am
  • Yes!!!!

    Submitted by ronzr3 on Aug 1, 11 at 4:24am
  • Fucking hilarious

    Submitted by xocorona1218 on Mar 4, 10 at 8:41pm
  • Well he has stairs as another choice to push her down and 732 no truer words have ever been spoken.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 7:39am
  • Reckon there's a third choice?

    Submitted by unknown_chicky on Jan 29, 11 at 4:15am
  • Y the fuck would u post this about ur sister u bitch or let ur friend post it even bigger bitch

    Submitted by caisey656 on Mar 4, 10 at 7:42pm
  • 1:17 learn to fucking spell and yes I am pro murder

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 1:54pm
  • She could always go on 16 & Pregnant on MTV...

    Submitted by Anonoawesome on Mar 4, 10 at 6:58pm
  • Lmao that is so horrible. But it still made me laugh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 7:00pm
  • Shit happens..

    Submitted by Manda_Bi on Mar 4, 10 at 6:19pm
  • 12:42. Hell yeah. That's what's up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 2:14pm
  • Abortion!

    Submitted by jthugnasty on Feb 14, 11 at 7:35pm
  • That's totally something I'd say. Good friends are hard to come by :D

    Submitted by Cauchemardeux on Apr 1, 10 at 12:59pm
  • In soviet Russia we don't have prenancy tests

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 8, 10 at 10:21am
  • For all you idiots...this is a joke.so if you can't take a joke....GETFO

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 9:15pm
  • Drop kik her haha,

    Submitted by Weaz on Mar 4, 10 at 12:21pm
  • It should be both. Hanger for her, baseball bat for him. Lol

    Submitted by notidealist on Mar 4, 10 at 9:37am
  • I'm not against abortion, the problem here is the suggestion that this at-home amateur crap is okay\nit will probably kill you

    Submitted by aninja on Oct 19, 11 at 11:12pm
  • OMFG DAS HELLA FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by AW_TFR on Mar 4, 10 at 10:03pm
  • Hilarious

    Submitted by franny493 on Mar 4, 10 at 4:28pm
  • The person two comments before mine: it's obvious that you didn't finish high school shut up..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 29, 10 at 3:21pm
  • Dumb nlgger

    Submitted by greasynig on Mar 4, 10 at 9:18pm
  • Not funny...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 4:29pm
  • In soviet russia the baby has you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 1:55pm
  • You never know - it could be another immaculate conception! Hey man Mary was the same age. And yes, that was sarcasm.

    Submitted by K09 on Mar 8, 10 at 1:41am
  • Hahahaha this is hilarious! And I'm a chick

    Submitted by courtaymichele on Mar 4, 10 at 11:42am
  • why should the innocent baby have to die? he or she werent the people that wanted to have sex. if you dont want the baby,dont have sex,or use a condom.

    Submitted by stev1995 on Mar 4, 10 at 10:32pm
    • a cluster of cells is not a baby. sex is a part of any relationship. and condoms are about 95% effective, meaning that they're 5% ineffective.

      Submitted by not2worry on Jul 21, 10 at 3:55am
  • This is funny. Plain and Simple. (:

    Submitted by madamcreepy69 on Mar 10, 10 at 11:41am
  • thats so fucked up

    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Mar 4, 10 at 10:18pm
  • Expectant mothers who are 15 and younger are considered high risk because they are boy fully developed...how do they produce the healthiest babies???

    Submitted by hahasucka on Mar 4, 10 at 12:37pm
    • if you meant "not" fully developed, thats not quite right. the reason that they have the healthiest babies is because the prime child bearing age is from when a girl has her first period until about 25.

      Submitted by not2worry on Jul 21, 10 at 3:43am
  • 1:41 I was like WTF??? Oh. *laughs histerically*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 8, 10 at 11:40pm
  • funny as shit, grab a sense of humor

    Submitted by myeiha on Mar 7, 10 at 3:38pm
  • Yea! Another 15 year old mother, just what this world needs. Do they have Fischer Price condoms???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 5, 10 at 8:39am
  • how 352...

    Submitted by kelsizzle on May 2, 10 at 5:30pm
  • Not a slut. Just a irresponsible child that things having sex is so much more important than ...you know....living a normal childhood. Going to school. etc.

    Submitted by chromezombie on Apr 13, 10 at 11:19pm
  • Well I am going to say gods against abortions blah blah blah but he's pro trailor parks I guess fuck no drop it like it's hot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 1:19pm
  • Yes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 4:33pm
  • I'd like to see u take that bat, u might need a shitload of lube for that one, afterwards u can use the coathanger to rotter router ur lose caboose!

    Submitted by KELLIS on Mar 4, 10 at 9:00pm
  • genetically speaking, teenage mothers produce the healthiest and most spritely.\n\nif all babys were born of young people the world would be a healthier place.

    Submitted by hootenanny on Mar 4, 10 at 12:30pm
  • Lmao fisher price condoms

    Submitted by chaotiksmurf on Mar 30, 10 at 12:35pm
  • I wanna fuck George clinton

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 8, 10 at 10:42am
  • Oh my god... Clearly a joke, and pretty funny if you ask me. Jesus, get it together people

    Submitted by seedless42 on Mar 6, 10 at 5:17am
  • Pro murder hell yeah!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 7:04pm
  • That's funny as shit

    Submitted by moman19 on Mar 9, 10 at 10:10am
  • I agree with 12:42\nThis text is hilarious. Keep your political views to yourself.

    Submitted by pseudonym on Mar 4, 10 at 2:34pm
  • Wow is all I have to say

    Submitted by diva718 on Mar 4, 10 at 8:56am
  • Fuck my life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 2:15pm
  • Eviltoaster 10:02 - your sister had her hair dyed while having a baby? Multitasking at its finest!

    Submitted by percival on Mar 5, 10 at 12:48am
  • Not funny

    Submitted by steelerschic749 on Mar 4, 10 at 10:02pm
  • My sister dyed in labor you fuck

    Submitted by eviltoaster on Mar 4, 10 at 10:02pm
  • Don't worry little ape the government will pay for your food and housing... Probably forever !

    Submitted by greasynig on Mar 4, 10 at 8:43am
  • ohhh my godd....

    Submitted by tropicalfruit on Apr 21, 10 at 4:15pm
  • Lol @ 6:58

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 11:58pm
  • The libs are so confused, they want tolerance of anything and everything but are intolerant of anyone who disagrees. You stupid stupid drones... One term obama, going down as the worst president ever, but hey guys don't stop drinking at at the Jim jones/obama jungle juice jamboree

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 5:03pm
    • yeah, i fucking hate anyone who challenges my freedom. as in freedom to have an abortion, or freedom to marry if im a homosexual to name a few. so if that makes me intolerant, then you're god damn right.

      Submitted by not2worry on Jul 21, 10 at 3:53am
  • A real brother would slap that hoe for not keeping it in the familly

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 7:55am
  • That really sucks get to watch secret life of an American teenager

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 6:07am
  • Wow that's great, terrible, but the first thing that's made me laugh on here in awhile

    Submitted by Naim on May 6, 10 at 12:13pm
  • Damn I'm really annoyed by people who get all defensive

    Submitted by smithhart on Dec 26, 11 at 1:50am
  • In soviet Russia we beat women

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 8, 10 at 10:21am
  • I find it funny that you all post your righteous ways on a comedic app/website. It's meant to make you laugh or cringe, not post your views on things. Suck it up, bitches. Coat hanger, btw.

    Submitted by jimjobob92 on Mar 17, 13 at 5:28pm
  • Pro choice is just a term libs use because the turth is pro murder doesn't sound as good

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 1:17pm
  • not funny at all

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 7:39am
  • Not funny doesn't belong on here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 6:47am
  • What would be funnier is if the brother beat his sister to a pulp then took the coat hanger and shoved the coathanger through his friends wind pipe that texted this tripe, wrapped it around his spinal chord and yanked really hard.

    Submitted by cazzo on Mar 4, 10 at 10:30am
  • 2:34 I won't keep my views to myself so ftw and all you teens better have hangers ready or I will come and get yoy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 2:56pm
  • Amen.

    Submitted by kaylakayla on Mar 4, 10 at 11:16am
  • Or u Cud give it up for adoption

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 5, 10 at 7:05am
  • Why use a coat hanger? Make her own up to bad choices and become an adult early since she wishes to engage in adult activities! If u choose to just kill the unborn person, are worthy of loving?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 7:14am
    • unborn PERSON? yeah hi the law says that a fetus is not a person until born. bitch all you want but your shitty old world bible viewpoints are dying out and the law isn't going to change anytime soon

      Submitted by xsaint on Mar 4, 10 at 1:12pm
    • a cluster of human cells is not a baby. it does not have consciousness. thats what pro-life supporters do not understand. to take a life means snuffing out consciousness.

      Submitted by not2worry on Jul 21, 10 at 4:01am
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