I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
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May the fleas of a thousand camels nest in your pubic hair.
and may your arms be too short to scratch
This makes me laugh every time.
when scaring a child for life, its good to start young.
Stolen from http://bash.org/?777977. And badly.
This guy took the whole "don't get mad, get even" thing a little too far.
You are my soulmate
The hell? Not funny
This is just funny and there are definitely much worse times to make that joke...see bucking bronco
Kid doesn't deserve aids, but he does deserve to go around THINKING he has aids for a few days if he's going to bite people.
What 3 yr old know what AIDS is? Lame
Aids is always funny
Hilarious..! xD\nKids that bite are fkn insects...\n\nF*cker had it coming...
How would a 3 yr old even know what AIDS is?