Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
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Pretty f-ing high, otherwise he wins king of douchebaggery award
The sad thing is that there are chicks that'd be willing...
Hell if you made a reality show and put it on TV, they'd line up for it too!
Well there will definitely be a loser... the poor bastard paying for this skanks kid for 18 years..
So they complete this brainless little plan. They are poor bastards yet she's a skank...
Then the girl doesn't get pregnant and you're both losers.
One upside to stoners is the more they burn, the more they shoot blanks.
DonkeyLipps took it 2 levels too far :/ 😖
So its the "swimmers" who do the actual fighting?!?
So its like ultimate fighter meets water polo?
Next reply: I think you mean "Hi, how are you?"
Weird biological trivia: the shape of the penis has evolved so that if a woman has intercourse with multiple men in close succession, succeeding males "plunge" previous males' sperm out of the vagina in favor of their own. So whoever goes (cums?) last is the most likely to get a woman pregnant in this scenario.
I've totally seen the video. Check out "Sperm Wars." They actually bite each other's heads off.
ah the spam of days
I think the bigger ultimate challenge would be to DP her in the vag at the same time, finger each others assholes as well, bust in her, and then see whose kid it is. Whom ever the dad is gets to fuck the other guy in the ass AND make him raise the kid..!!! Now that's the Ultimate Ultimate
what is wrong with you? and why are all yer comments a paragraph long?
hahaha nice he's nuttier than a fruitcake an just in time for the holidays