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  • Pretty f-ing high, otherwise he wins king of douchebaggery award

    Submitted by nine_hole on Oct 6, 12 at 2:04pm
  • The sad thing is that there are chicks that'd be willing...

    Submitted by keto06 on Oct 6, 12 at 2:39pm
    • Hell if you made a reality show and put it on TV, they'd line up for it too!

      Submitted by keto06 on Oct 6, 12 at 2:41pm
  • Well there will definitely be a loser... the poor bastard paying for this skanks kid for 18 years..

    Submitted by ck24 on Oct 6, 12 at 3:02pm
    • So they complete this brainless little plan. They are poor bastards yet she's a skank...

      Submitted by ItWasntAKickball on Oct 7, 12 at 1:43am
  • I forfeit.

    Submitted by jonathan171 on Oct 6, 12 at 6:04pm
  • Then the girl doesn't get pregnant and you're both losers.

    Submitted by armchairguru on Oct 6, 12 at 7:19pm
    • One upside to stoners is the more they burn, the more they shoot blanks.

      Submitted by cfreymarc on Oct 6, 12 at 7:54pm
  • So its the "swimmers" who do the actual fighting?!?

    Submitted by epicRN on Oct 6, 12 at 8:48pm
  • DonkeyLipps took it 2 levels too far :/ 😖

    Submitted by tiffanylikespie on Oct 6, 12 at 5:41pm
  • Spam?

    Submitted by wildcatsbabe527 on Oct 6, 12 at 2:10pm
  • Next reply: I think you mean "Hi, how are you?"

    Submitted by A5hl3y90 on Oct 6, 12 at 2:39pm
  • Weird biological trivia: the shape of the penis has evolved so that if a woman has intercourse with multiple men in close succession, succeeding males "plunge" previous males' sperm out of the vagina in favor of their own. So whoever goes (cums?) last is the most likely to get a woman pregnant in this scenario.

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Oct 7, 12 at 1:17am
    • I've totally seen the video. Check out "Sperm Wars." They actually bite each other's heads off.

      Submitted by ItWasntAKickball on Oct 7, 12 at 1:39am
  • ah the spam of days

    Submitted by adrianaopolis on Jul 21, 15 at 4:44pm
  • I think the bigger ultimate challenge would be to DP her in the vag at the same time, finger each others assholes as well, bust in her, and then see whose kid it is. Whom ever the dad is gets to fuck the other guy in the ass AND make him raise the kid..!!! Now that's the Ultimate Ultimate

    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Oct 6, 12 at 4:01pm
    • what is wrong with you? and why are all yer comments a paragraph long?

      Submitted by kaylahalsey on Oct 7, 12 at 2:14am
      • hahaha nice he's nuttier than a fruitcake an just in time for the holidays

        Submitted by MzKitty08 on Oct 7, 12 at 5:27am