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    Submitted by keto06 on Oct 6, 12 at 2:39pm

    The sad thing is that there are chicks that'd be willing...

    • 65 92
      Submitted by keto06 on Oct 6, 12 at 2:41pm

      Hell if you made a reality show and put it on TV, they'd line up for it too!

  • 86 93
    Submitted by nine_hole on Oct 6, 12 at 2:04pm

    Pretty f-ing high, otherwise he wins king of douchebaggery award

  • Submitted by ck24 on Oct 6, 12 at 3:02pm

    Well there will definitely be a loser... the poor bastard paying for this skanks kid for 18 years..

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      Submitted by ItWasntAKickball on Oct 7, 12 at 1:43am

      So they complete this brainless little plan. They are poor bastards yet she's a skank...

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    Submitted by jonathan171 on Oct 6, 12 at 6:04pm

    I forfeit.

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    Submitted by tiffanylikespie on Oct 6, 12 at 5:41pm

    DonkeyLipps took it 2 levels too far :/ 😖

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    Submitted by epicRN on Oct 6, 12 at 8:48pm

    So its the "swimmers" who do the actual fighting?!?

    • 61 84
      Submitted by Pronfairy on Oct 7, 12 at 8:48am

      So its like ultimate fighter meets water polo?

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    Submitted by armchairguru on Oct 6, 12 at 7:19pm

    Then the girl doesn't get pregnant and you're both losers.

    • 57 86
      Submitted by cfreymarc on Oct 6, 12 at 7:54pm

      One upside to stoners is the more they burn, the more they shoot blanks.

  • 65 94
    Submitted by wildcatsbabe527 on Oct 6, 12 at 2:10pm


  • 56 84
    Submitted by A5hl3y90 on Oct 6, 12 at 2:39pm

    Next reply: I think you mean "Hi, how are you?"

  • Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Oct 7, 12 at 1:17am

    Weird biological trivia: the shape of the penis has evolved so that if a woman has intercourse with multiple men in close succession, succeeding males "plunge" previous males' sperm out of the vagina in favor of their own. So whoever goes (cums?) last is the most likely to get a woman pregnant in this scenario.

    • 61 83
      Submitted by ItWasntAKickball on Oct 7, 12 at 1:39am

      I've totally seen the video. Check out "Sperm Wars." They actually bite each other's heads off.

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    Submitted by adrianaopolis on Jul 21, 15 at 4:44pm

    ah the spam of days

  • Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Oct 6, 12 at 4:01pm

    I think the bigger ultimate challenge would be to DP her in the vag at the same time, finger each others assholes as well, bust in her, and then see whose kid it is. Whom ever the dad is gets to fuck the other guy in the ass AND make him raise the kid..!!! Now that's the Ultimate Ultimate

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      Submitted by kaylahalsey on Oct 7, 12 at 2:14am

      what is wrong with you? and why are all yer comments a paragraph long?

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        Submitted by MzKitty08 on Oct 7, 12 at 5:27am

        hahaha nice he's nuttier than a fruitcake an just in time for the holidays