After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
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nice old sugar daddy = bigger inheritance...you should be grateful and help her move.
Your mom had better have some amazing bolt-ons or the ability to suck-start a Harley from 50 feet away or she's just gonna be another tired old tramp chasing dead dick.
Haha Bolt-Ons! I'm gonna have to use that sometime!