I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
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It probably involves a mans Bagins
A potato is involved, prefer not to go into any more detail on a public site
Boil'em, mash'em, stick'em in her poo?
Thank you, Rule 34
This involves taking a Bilbo and stealing someone's ring.
Sounds painful and hairy.
What's Bilbo precious?
Well done butchdeloria, well done.
well played Denny's. well played.