My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
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This is literally the most horrifying text on TFLN. I am completely comfortable saying that. Mother of fucking god...
this is just...wow this has ruined my weekend...congrats OP you have sunk my bonership
This is far from funny
Wow that is horrible. I would be scarred for life
This is an example of what not to text.
Proof that there's always someone who's having a worse day than we are.
This is soon to be on the top of the most dislikes....
Actually, miscarriages can happen at home. It usually very early on in the pregnancy or what is known as a "chemical pregnancy". A lot of doctors recommend you just stay home and let it pass. It does take days, but a doctor and or hospital isn't always needed.
Was your roommate Casey Anthony???
This is up there with the one about the girl who shaved her clit...I'm going to puke.
This belongs on FML.
What the fuckkkkkkkkk
This isnt funny. Poor girl probably didnt have the heart or the emotional where with all to flush.
Wish I hadn't read this one. *shutters* Poor OP. Some things cannot be unseen.
1. I know someone who miscarried in the toilet and was taken away by paramedics before anyone flushed. 2. With the abortion pill, you take the pill at the office and go home to have the "miscarriage". Either scenario is a possibility in this text.
Seriously i wait forever to see seattle area code and this is it....messed up lol
Yea.....um that's horrifying
Wow that's horrible, and disgusting that she didnt flush
don't judge... i'm pretty sure that the emotional trauma experienced by all parties, out weighs the necessity for your two cents..
Not that traumatic if they felt the need to text it, but thanks Dr. Dipshit Freud
Werd to that doc.
WHY THE HELL ARE THERE 170 "GOOD NIGHTS" ON THIS??! thats terrifying!!
Because it's funny. God, people are such pansies. Sometimes a miscarriage just looks like a heavy period, so we ladies aren't all fucking traumatized by it. You know it's like a massacre every time we pee during menstruation anyway, right? You boys can go lay on a pile of old socks in the corner and weep about it, but by the time we are able to send texts, we're used to blood. Sayin'.
Yikes, just that
It's not fake or impossible, idiots. I've worked w/ two different girls that had miscarriages at home. Everyone's body isn't the same.
D-8> HOLY HELL
You shouldn'ta done that - he's just a boy. Poor 'lil feller.
WTF that's just wrong....
Another great reason to be g ay
Wow it's your girlfriend liar
Did Satan write this text?
How does one even recover from that?
literally nauseous now.
This should have also been submitted to failblog, fmylife.com, and any other website that posts peoples testaments to lifes moments that really suck. Lol
First this isn't funny and I don't know how it made it on here. Imagine what your roommate is going through. Second, @frenchytoast you're a prick for even comparing the two. How in the hell does anyone find it ok to joke about this?
Why oh why do 180 people think that this scene that belongs in a horror movie is a good night?!
No one deserves to see that. I'm not squeezy, but I'd be fucking scarred for a while.
I picture something that resembles a partially developed chicken embryo but in a human form... I think someone would be traumatized if that actually is what or could happen
A miscarriage doesn't happen over the course of a few minutes. It takes days to stop bleeding.
1. Bitch needs to start flushing! \n2. Drink till unable to focus.\n3. Pee in tub till comfortable to face toilet. When confronted, get righteous hateful angry. \nLather, rinse, repeat.
U r the smartest person I have ever met.... Find some crap in the toilet that isn't yours and u drink urself to sleep
Um yeah.. I had a miscarriage and was in the hospital for 3 days. This bitch is dumb.
You were prolly further along than the OP's roommate. If the embryo is still the size of a peanut (minus the shell), a miscarriage can easily be mistaken for a late, painful, period.