I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
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Actually it's spelled "Jewbacabra", and it has absolutely no belief in the divinity of christ.
If you get eaten by a chupacabra, they should serve tequilla instead pf vodka
Tequila, top shelf will only do for such an occasion
chupacobra sounds a little less scary than a chupacabra.
The chupacobra, Mexican snake sucker. Trying to keep 15 yr old Mexican girls from getting pregnant. Here's to the swallows that bring no babies at all!
Chupacobra sounds like some nightmarish combination of a mangy coyote (which is what the chupacabra actually is; look it up) and a spitting cobra. Dear god save me.
your safe. I've been keeping Pittsburgh chupacobra free on my own since 88.
Kenny Fucking Chesney.