He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
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As Americans we should shun this bitch for exporting her vagina.
Nothing like surprise pegging to show him who's the better nation.
Shit we say to keep the pussy regular...
I believe he planted his flagpole in your moist and fertile land.
I had my first american too... but I planted another kind of pole on him... actually IN him
Listen here motherfucker, these colors don't run.
Actually I'm more a father fucker...
No... you are a fucker father.
In fact I'm both
Hmmm... Please tell me what father you're fucking.
OP is actually a guy
I was an Irishman's first American. Ah, good times.
That was his polite way of saying you're the fattest person he's ever slept with.