Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
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Dude, you stole my line.
God all you grammar/spelling nazis need to fucking wash the sand out of your pussies. He already said he's hammered who the fuck cares?
I am intrigued.
Spawn Satan? Go on ..
@berdoo go fuck a pineapple. Your a prick.
Bahah now that is a pickup line I would fall for!
This sounds like a conversation between Dwight and Angela from The Office.