She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
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Doggy style time.
...and then she kept humming her "sex theme music" during.
That wasn't a mustache. So tell me, when you kissed her, did it taste like ass?
NBD, it's just like having an Italian GF.
Ah, lucky girl. My boyfriend wouldn't even kiss me with my fake mustache on, let alone fu*k me.
who said anything about kissing? you want the stache, im hitting it from behind...no kissing. no look behinds. just straight face in pillow/mattress/etc.
@keto, latent homo fantasy?
Bahahaha I once saw a porn blooper where this guy is eating out a girls arse and his fake moustache comes off hahahahaha
Better than him starting out clean shaven and ending up with a goatee.
I would have insisted on a mustache ride.
did you get a mustache ride?
It wasn't fake
Butch in training
Someone's a bad-ass...
And her strapon