She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
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Doggy style time.
...and then she kept humming her "sex theme music" during.
That wasn't a mustache. So tell me, when you kissed her, did it taste like ass?
Ah, lucky girl. My boyfriend wouldn't even kiss me with my fake mustache on, let alone fu*k me.
who said anything about kissing? you want the stache, im hitting it from behind...no kissing. no look behinds. just straight face in pillow/mattress/etc.
@keto, latent homo fantasy?
NBD, it's just like having an Italian GF.
Bahahaha I once saw a porn blooper where this guy is eating out a girls arse and his fake moustache comes off hahahahaha
Better than him starting out clean shaven and ending up with a goatee.
I would have insisted on a mustache ride.
did you get a mustache ride?
It wasn't fake
Butch in training
Someone's a bad-ass...
And her strapon