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  • Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Feb 21, 12 at 11:26am

    ...and then she kept humming her "sex theme music" during.

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    Submitted by Ritard on Feb 21, 12 at 11:20am

    Doggy style time.

  • 84 59
    Submitted by porksword on Feb 21, 12 at 1:35pm

    NBD, it's just like having an Italian GF.

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    Submitted by jonathan171 on Feb 21, 12 at 1:07pm

    I would have insisted on a mustache ride.

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    Submitted by Alyssaaa123 on Feb 21, 12 at 9:54am

    Ah, lucky girl. My boyfriend wouldn't even kiss me with my fake mustache on, let alone fu*k me.

    • 41 62
      Submitted by keto06 on Feb 21, 12 at 12:03pm

      who said anything about kissing? you want the stache, im hitting it from behind...no kissing. no look behinds. just straight face in pillow/mattress/etc.

      • 49 54
        Submitted by porksword on Feb 21, 12 at 1:33pm

        @keto, latent homo fantasy?

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    Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Feb 21, 12 at 11:25pm

    That wasn't a mustache. So tell me, when you kissed her, did it taste like ass?

  • 62 55
    Submitted by BrosambaBinLaden on Feb 22, 12 at 3:22am

    Dirty Sanchez?

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    Submitted by yewinnhard on Feb 21, 12 at 5:09pm

    Bahahaha I once saw a porn blooper where this guy is eating out a girls arse and his fake moustache comes off hahahahaha

    • 51 43
      Submitted by porksword on Feb 21, 12 at 7:02pm

      Better than him starting out clean shaven and ending up with a goatee.

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    Submitted by Hippybat on Feb 21, 12 at 12:03pm

    Marry her...

  • 53 52
    Submitted by Imbetterthany0u on Feb 21, 12 at 2:34pm

    Raaaaanddddaaaay

  • 51 50
    Submitted by creepshades on Feb 21, 12 at 9:00pm

    did you get a mustache ride?

  • 52 62
    Submitted by FiestaEddy on Feb 21, 12 at 9:46am

    Butch in training

  • 45 50
    Submitted by sevensevenseven on Feb 21, 12 at 10:43pm

    It wasn't fake

  • 43 56
    Submitted by Thatzwhatshesaid on Feb 21, 12 at 11:04am

    Someone's a bad-ass...

  • 31 37
    Submitted by hogfish on Oct 2, 12 at 5:51pm

    And her strapon