You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • That must be eighty eight!!!!

    Submitted by seidel182 on Sep 21, 12 at 11:11am
    • If EightyEight actually did this, he'd probably be a lot more mellow and a lot less inclined to post his trollish racist claptrap.

      Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Sep 22, 12 at 10:46am
  • Arthur, I'm disappointed.... After such a long absence, you come back on with such a vulgar term... :-/

    Submitted by wubbazugg on Sep 21, 12 at 1:40pm
    • Y'all don't know parody when you see it. Since nobody got the joke, I'll explain it: YOLO is usually said when doing wild, crazy, live-fast-die-young stupid stunts. This? Is a text about true loneliness. The exact opposite. But taken to the extreme. It's like someone saying "I'm gonna spend the weekend doing rails off of $3,000 worth of whores" and responding with "God, stop being such a shut in."

      Submitted by arthurlux on Sep 22, 12 at 12:11pm
  • shit and die. Please.

    Submitted by dallas78 on Sep 21, 12 at 3:34pm
  • Rajesh Koothrappali is that you?

    Submitted by Pishaw on Sep 22, 12 at 2:05am
  • Now I know what Aziz Ansari does in his spare time.

    Submitted by My_Dixie_Wrecked on Sep 21, 12 at 8:23pm
  • Ouch.

    Submitted by paynis on Sep 22, 12 at 9:51pm
  • Funny, pathetic and he deserves it.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Sep 21, 12 at 10:32am
  • Try using lube...smh at amateur masterbaters

    Submitted by Problywasme on Sep 21, 12 at 1:34pm
  • YOLO

    Submitted by arthurlux on Sep 21, 12 at 12:57pm
    • Apparently, nobody can tell sarcasm on the Internet using context. Derp.

      Submitted by arthurlux on Sep 22, 12 at 12:13pm
      • This is why I am convinced there should be a sarcasm font.... :-)

        Submitted by notsodiva on Sep 22, 12 at 4:55pm
  • *Masturbating

    Submitted by CloroxTaco on Sep 21, 12 at 6:13pm
  • I wonder what variety of "dope" goes with Bollywood? People's interpretation and definition of the word really varies. I'm guessing it's not coke since there's food involved...

    Submitted by lilkymama on Sep 21, 12 at 4:17pm