Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
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That must be eighty eight!!!!
If EightyEight actually did this, he'd probably be a lot more mellow and a lot less inclined to post his trollish racist claptrap.
Arthur, I'm disappointed.... After such a long absence, you come back on with such a vulgar term... :-/
Y'all don't know parody when you see it. Since nobody got the joke, I'll explain it: YOLO is usually said when doing wild, crazy, live-fast-die-young stupid stunts. This? Is a text about true loneliness. The exact opposite. But taken to the extreme. It's like someone saying "I'm gonna spend the weekend doing rails off of $3,000 worth of whores" and responding with "God, stop being such a shut in."
Arthurlux....eat shit and die. Please.
Rajesh Koothrappali is that you?
Now I know what Aziz Ansari does in his spare time.
Funny, pathetic and he deserves it.
Try using lube...smh at amateur masterbaters
I use turtle wax. Works well in the shower and the shine is amazing.
I'll have to give that a shot...pun intended
Apparently, nobody can tell sarcasm on the Internet using context. Derp.
This is why I am convinced there should be a sarcasm font.... :-)
I wonder what variety of "dope" goes with Bollywood? People's interpretation and definition of the word really varies. I'm guessing it's not coke since there's food involved...
its weed fool!