I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
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Good rule of thumb: Never perform any sexual act you have to look up in Urban Dictionary.
The One-Eyed Angry Pirate is when you are having sex with a woman doggy-style, and you are about to come, then you pull out and spit on her back so she thinks you came. So she turns around to face you, then you ejactulate in her eye, and kick her in the shin. She will then chase you hopping around on one leg, seeing out of one eye, like a One-eyed Angry Pirate
sounds a lot like a donkey punch
More humiliating then a donkey punch and less chance of permanent damage.
does it make me a bad person to find this hilarious?
no, I'm a woman and I find it funny. lol
I'd like to know how he got it out of her mouth. I hang on like the facehuggers from alien. You're cumming in my mouth because that is where sperm goes and because you cannot get loose. Not my eye.
I think I love you... Not sure whether I should be scared that you liken yourself to a face hugger, but your enthusiasm for swallowing makes up for it.
re-google what an angry pirate is. you obviously don't understand what it is exactly.
You agreed to do anything. Don't be a tease and a liar.
Lmfaoooooo that's the funniest thing ever! Also if your getting head just shoot it in her eye and kick her in the shin, funny shit, I'd kick a guys ass if he did that to me
I have to ask. What's the angry pirate?
According to UrbanDictionary... Angry Pirate: When a man is receiving head while standing and his partner on their knees. Just before he ejaculates in his partners mouth, he pulls out and shoots his load in his partners eye. This will cause his partner to shut the eye with the semen in it. When the partner jumps up in anger, the man when kicks his partner in the shin, causing the partner to jump up and down holding the kicked leg and screaming "ARRRGHH!" in pain.
Just give 'er the old Rusty Venture.
That's so messed up.
Any thing is better than a Portuguese Breakfast. NEVER do a Portuguese Breakfast.
Unless you're having Boston pancakes on the side.
Sioux falls hang glider sounds pretty cringe worthy as well....urban dictionary is scary because every definition has happened to some one....statistically several someones...sooooo fucked up.
Be happy he didn't say Dirty Sanchez.
I'm sorry, this is tame to all the other acts ive read about, for example, Cleveland steamer, chili dog, dirty sanchez, dirty Rodriguez, white dragon, and probably some more I can't think of right now..
White dragon is heroin..
Cum in er eye and kick her in the shin
Wait so he's a fault for doing the angry pirate, and you're not for saying "anything"? Angry pirate counts as anything
I'm more of a fan on the concrete mixer: cum in her hair then smash her head thru the drywall
Classy. Does the op really have to lie about hurting women to feel better about his lack of skill?
According to UrbanDictionary:\n\nAngry Pirate:\nWhen a man is receiving head while standing and his partner on their knees. Just before he ejaculates in his partners mouth, he pulls out and shoots his load in his partners eye. This will cause his partner to shut the eye with the semen in it. When the partner jumps up in anger, the man when kicks his partner in the shin, causing the partner to jump up and down holding the kicked leg and screaming "ARRRGHH!" in pain.
an angry pirate is where jizz in the girls eye and kick their leg so the stumble around going "arrr" standing on one leg holding their hand over their eye
I think I did this to my mom once...
I read this in the middle of class and looked like a dumbass trying not to laugh at it as quietly as I could. Thank you whoever posted this for making anthropology entertaining