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  • Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jun 9, 12 at 3:17pm

    Good rule of thumb: Never perform any sexual act you have to look up in Urban Dictionary.

  • Submitted by SunnyDelightful on Jun 9, 12 at 2:19pm

    The One-Eyed Angry Pirate is when you are having sex with a woman doggy-style, and you are about to come, then you pull out and spit on her back so she thinks you came. So she turns around to face you, then you ejactulate in her eye, and kick her in the shin. She will then chase you hopping around on one leg, seeing out of one eye, like a One-eyed Angry Pirate

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      Submitted by vicious_vamp on Jun 9, 12 at 2:26pm

      sounds a lot like a donkey punch

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        Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 10, 12 at 1:38pm

        More humiliating then a donkey punch and less chance of permanent damage.

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      Submitted by supertrooper on Jun 9, 12 at 3:22pm

      does it make me a bad person to find this hilarious?

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        Submitted by vicious_vamp on Jun 10, 12 at 12:19am

        no, I'm a woman and I find it funny. lol

  • Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jun 9, 12 at 7:50pm

    I'd like to know how he got it out of her mouth. I hang on like the facehuggers from alien. You're cumming in my mouth because that is where sperm goes and because you cannot get loose. Not my eye.

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      Submitted by Jiggly1984 on Jun 11, 12 at 3:55am

      I think I love you... Not sure whether I should be scared that you liken yourself to a face hugger, but your enthusiasm for swallowing makes up for it.

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      Submitted by sleete on Jun 11, 12 at 5:25pm

      re-google what an angry pirate is. you obviously don't understand what it is exactly.

  • Submitted by Massive_Attack on Jun 9, 12 at 2:20pm

    You agreed to do anything. Don't be a tease and a liar.

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    Submitted by WesPip on Jun 10, 12 at 12:41pm

    Just give 'er the old Rusty Venture.

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    Submitted by pinkamature on Jun 9, 12 at 4:30pm

    That's so messed up.

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    Submitted by pinkamature on Jun 9, 12 at 2:13pm

    I have to ask. What's the angry pirate?

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      Submitted by GlassOlives on Jun 9, 12 at 8:19pm

      According to UrbanDictionary... Angry Pirate: When a man is receiving head while standing and his partner on their knees. Just before he ejaculates in his partners mouth, he pulls out and shoots his load in his partners eye. This will cause his partner to shut the eye with the semen in it. When the partner jumps up in anger, the man when kicks his partner in the shin, causing the partner to jump up and down holding the kicked leg and screaming "ARRRGHH!" in pain.

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    Submitted by Utica on Jun 9, 12 at 5:17pm

    Lmfaoooooo that's the funniest thing ever! Also if your getting head just shoot it in her eye and kick her in the shin, funny shit, I'd kick a guys ass if he did that to me

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    Submitted by Valkyrie on Jun 9, 12 at 8:26pm

    Any thing is better than a Portuguese Breakfast. NEVER do a Portuguese Breakfast.

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      Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Jun 9, 12 at 9:34pm

      Unless you're having Boston pancakes on the side.

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      Submitted by GA_Peach on Jun 10, 12 at 10:01am

      Sioux falls hang glider sounds pretty cringe worthy as well....urban dictionary is scary because every definition has happened to some one....statistically several someones...sooooo fucked up.

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    Submitted by doerquicknrun on Jun 10, 12 at 9:59pm

    I'm sorry, this is tame to all the other acts ive read about, for example, Cleveland steamer, chili dog, dirty sanchez, dirty Rodriguez, white dragon, and probably some more I can't think of right now..

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 10, 12 at 1:37pm

    Be happy he didn't say Dirty Sanchez.

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    Submitted by atlas117 on Jun 9, 12 at 5:58pm

    Wait so he's a fault for doing the angry pirate, and you're not for saying "anything"? Angry pirate counts as anything

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    Submitted by tatteredtorn on Jun 11, 12 at 3:08am

    I'm more of a fan on the concrete mixer: cum in her hair then smash her head thru the drywall

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    Submitted by shitshows on Jun 9, 12 at 5:48pm

    Cum in er eye and kick her in the shin

  • 42 61
    Submitted by asherak on Jun 10, 12 at 1:56pm

    Ever.

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    Submitted by haha0624 on Jul 3, 12 at 1:39am

    YOLO!!!!

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    Submitted by felidae on Jun 11, 12 at 9:44pm

    Classy. Does the op really have to lie about hurting women to feel better about his lack of skill?

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    Submitted by GlassOlives on Jun 9, 12 at 8:18pm

    According to UrbanDictionary:\n\nAngry Pirate:\nWhen a man is receiving head while standing and his partner on their knees. Just before he ejaculates in his partners mouth, he pulls out and shoots his load in his partners eye. This will cause his partner to shut the eye with the semen in it. When the partner jumps up in anger, the man when kicks his partner in the shin, causing the partner to jump up and down holding the kicked leg and screaming "ARRRGHH!" in pain.

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    Submitted by SBFlanker on Jun 13, 12 at 6:38pm

    I read this in the middle of class and looked like a dumbass trying not to laugh at it as quietly as I could. Thank you whoever posted this for making anthropology entertaining

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    Submitted by ToughGuy29 on Nov 3, 13 at 6:38am

    an angry pirate is where jizz in the girls eye and kick their leg so the stumble around going "arrr" standing on one leg holding their hand over their eye

  • Submitted by joshua_valentine on Jun 9, 12 at 3:52pm

    I think I did this to my mom once...