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  • Good rule of thumb: Never perform any sexual act you have to look up in Urban Dictionary.

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jun 9, 12 at 3:17pm
  • The One-Eyed Angry Pirate is when you are having sex with a woman doggy-style, and you are about to come, then you pull out and spit on her back so she thinks you came. So she turns around to face you, then you ejactulate in her eye, and kick her in the shin. She will then chase you hopping around on one leg, seeing out of one eye, like a One-eyed Angry Pirate

    Submitted by SunnyDelightful on Jun 9, 12 at 2:19pm
  • I'd like to know how he got it out of her mouth. I hang on like the facehuggers from alien. You're cumming in my mouth because that is where sperm goes and because you cannot get loose. Not my eye.

    Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jun 9, 12 at 7:50pm
    • I think I love you... Not sure whether I should be scared that you liken yourself to a face hugger, but your enthusiasm for swallowing makes up for it.

      Submitted by Jiggly1984 on Jun 11, 12 at 3:55am
    • re-google what an angry pirate is. you obviously don't understand what it is exactly.

      Submitted by sleete on Jun 11, 12 at 5:25pm
  • You agreed to do anything. Don't be a tease and a liar.

    Submitted by Massive_Attack on Jun 9, 12 at 2:20pm
  • I have to ask. What's the angry pirate?

    Submitted by pinkamature on Jun 9, 12 at 2:13pm
    • According to UrbanDictionary... Angry Pirate: When a man is receiving head while standing and his partner on their knees. Just before he ejaculates in his partners mouth, he pulls out and shoots his load in his partners eye. This will cause his partner to shut the eye with the semen in it. When the partner jumps up in anger, the man when kicks his partner in the shin, causing the partner to jump up and down holding the kicked leg and screaming "ARRRGHH!" in pain.

      Submitted by GlassOlives on Jun 9, 12 at 8:19pm
  • Just give 'er the old Rusty Venture.

    Submitted by WesPip on Jun 10, 12 at 12:41pm
  • That's so messed up.

    Submitted by pinkamature on Jun 9, 12 at 4:30pm
  • Lmfaoooooo that's the funniest thing ever! Also if your getting head just shoot it in her eye and kick her in the shin, funny shit, I'd kick a guys ass if he did that to me

    Submitted by Utica on Jun 9, 12 at 5:17pm
  • Be happy he didn't say Dirty Sanchez.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 10, 12 at 1:37pm
  • Any thing is better than a Portuguese Breakfast. NEVER do a Portuguese Breakfast.

    Submitted by Valkyrie on Jun 9, 12 at 8:26pm
    • Unless you're having Boston pancakes on the side.

      Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Jun 9, 12 at 9:34pm
    • Sioux falls hang glider sounds pretty cringe worthy as well....urban dictionary is scary because every definition has happened to some one....statistically several someones...sooooo fucked up.

      Submitted by GA_Peach on Jun 10, 12 at 10:01am
  • Ever.

    Submitted by asherak on Jun 10, 12 at 1:56pm
  • I'm sorry, this is tame to all the other acts ive read about, for example, Cleveland steamer, chili dog, dirty sanchez, dirty Rodriguez, white dragon, and probably some more I can't think of right now..

    Submitted by doerquicknrun on Jun 10, 12 at 9:59pm
  • Cum in er eye and kick her in the shin

    Submitted by shitshows on Jun 9, 12 at 5:48pm
  • Wait so he's a fault for doing the angry pirate, and you're not for saying "anything"? Angry pirate counts as anything

    Submitted by atlas117 on Jun 9, 12 at 5:58pm
  • YOLO!!!!

    Submitted by haha0624 on Jul 3, 12 at 1:39am
  • I'm more of a fan on the concrete mixer: cum in her hair then smash her head thru the drywall

    Submitted by tatteredtorn on Jun 11, 12 at 3:08am
  • Classy. Does the op really have to lie about hurting women to feel better about his lack of skill?

    Submitted by felidae on Jun 11, 12 at 9:44pm
  • According to UrbanDictionary:\n\nAngry Pirate:\nWhen a man is receiving head while standing and his partner on their knees. Just before he ejaculates in his partners mouth, he pulls out and shoots his load in his partners eye. This will cause his partner to shut the eye with the semen in it. When the partner jumps up in anger, the man when kicks his partner in the shin, causing the partner to jump up and down holding the kicked leg and screaming "ARRRGHH!" in pain.

    Submitted by GlassOlives on Jun 9, 12 at 8:18pm
  • an angry pirate is where jizz in the girls eye and kick their leg so the stumble around going "arrr" standing on one leg holding their hand over their eye

    Submitted by ToughGuy29 on Nov 3, 13 at 6:38am
  • I think I did this to my mom once...

    Submitted by joshua_valentine on Jun 9, 12 at 3:52pm
  • I read this in the middle of class and looked like a dumbass trying not to laugh at it as quietly as I could. Thank you whoever posted this for making anthropology entertaining

    Submitted by SBFlanker on Jun 13, 12 at 6:38pm
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